We love comments almost as much as we love cake. read more
Im not that into the royal family per se, but if we have to have one, we cant do much better than Liz. read more
Kids, dont let that stranger at a party tattoo you with a dirty safety pin and some India ink. read more
There was a point in my life, about two years ago, when I decided that my diet needed a nutritional upgrade. But when I tried to take those changes home? Whooo boy. read more
This movie looks crazy-beautiful! PLUS: Win goodies from Benefit. read more
Try this one at home (if yours is the kind of home, like mine, where Absinthe is a cupboard essential) and raise a teacup with us to Queen Liz -- congratulations maam! read more
From fourth grade on, I looked like I was about 25 years old. read more
Of course every Jew doesnt have "bad hair," just as we dont all have prominent noses, but the stereotype exists for a reason. read more
Dealing with a sick pet: the worst or the very very WORST? read more
Women are socialized to value relationships over accomplishments. So when should you respond to your inner ambitious freak? read more
This is the story of how I stopped being a teacher. read more
I talked to the impeccably marvelous Matthew Lillard, without mentioning my deep and abiding love for camp masterpiece “Hackers” EVEN ONCE. read more
Image orientation on Phone page: Vertical I still have Olivia and Julie programmed into my phone as one person from some day many months ago when, I cant exactly remember, but they were togethe...
And how I came to terms with leading a "spiritual" life. read more
Oh Internet, must your response to everything be so trite and boring? read more
"I do not show my upper arms in public," she confided. "The three-quarter sleeve is my jam." At the time, I felt kind of bad, thinking that she should be happy with her body. And this...
Whether Im at the singles table, the kids table or way in the back where the cousins who just got out of jail sit, Im gonna act as if your wedding is the only one Ive ever been to. read more
Yeah, you should probably all just quit your jobs. Freebird, bitch! read more
CAKE, CAKE, CAKE, CAKE! read more
Having a little (pre-drinking-in-the-office) cake for the lovely Madelines birthday. Long-forgotten fact: There was a period pre-launch when it was just me and my intern Madeline in a table in an unh...
Dude, you’re about to cram a tenaculum up my cooter while I’m unconscious and strapped to an operating table, I think I can handle you looking at my tits. read more
UPDATED: I came to the office for a few hours and let Madeline take a photo of me by the janitors closet. Those are her birthday flowers from her boyfriend which I selfishly dismembered. Happy birthd...
We are sick of hearing about your breakups! read more
I received an email yesterday about "a very sad study" by bestplasticsurgeryguide.com suggesting that "women feel more confident in bed after undergoing breast enlargements." read more
It’s the Lizzie Bordenification of drunk driving -- even though we do it, we couldn’t possibly do it. At least as far as most public campaigns are concerned. read more
Sure, you can get your fitness on at a gym, but Id rather watch a movie to get svelte. read more
Kathleen Laux lives in Manhattan and takes pictures of garbage and leashed dogs waiting for their People outside eating establishments. She never compromised national security and loves&nbs...
Amy Tennery of The Jane Dough
As my office was protested during the Abu Ghraib scandal, as my Dae Woo hatchback was keyed by John Kerry supporters, as I was the recipient of eye-rolls and side-eyes form my peers in bars, it hit m...
Going to bed that night, I decided I wanted to make certain that my daughter knew that no matter what happened between us -- no matter what she said -- that our relationship could not be so easily sh...
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