Its been a while .Unforgivably, I have, and will remain to be, preposterously busy and have little time for eke....makes my brain full of crying. All the time.Below are a few things that ha...
I dont have anything new to post because, as I previously mentioned, I have run out of time and my brain is full of fuck, but I do have a question...does this look like a vagina to anyone else??
I found this on my computer (milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?)...also, I miss you guys
I have run out of time.Seriously I think I used it all up doing something ridiculous like collecting stickers. I use to have all sorts of time, enough to play hide & seek at Ikea or wri...
I am not a racist. I know this because I went to a Tyler Perry movie once.Racism in an ugly, ugly thing. Unless you make it about penises, then its just funny.Oh man, penises are hilarious...
I just need a fucking robot.Because some days I lose my pencils and cant find my life and I end up accidentally smashing into walls like a mole on meth. So I need some kind of intelligent machine to ...
Love is patient, love is kind...
Dickhead is my older sister. Pretty much, I call her Dickhead because she looks like a penis. Fine, she doesnt look like a penis. Dickhead is a stunning version of Sandra Bullock with ...
I have no cartoon for you guys today so here is a robot committing sui cide.
I do not like hugs. I never know what to do with my arms. Or my hips, I sometimes end up in this strange sideways position like Im trying to hide a boner which doesnt make any sense because, vagina. ...
I only play rock, paper, middle finger; mother fuckers dont see that shit coming.
The Wildabeast: Holy batshit, batman she is weird. Click here for an introduction. This morning at Startbucks they were offering free lattes to people who introduced themselves to the...
Most of the time, before 10am Im bordering the line between a complete caffeine induced nervous breakdowns and delicate retardation rendering me unable to figure out how stairs work. Last week I was ...
When I was little I always thought that the batman theme song was "Bananananananana" cause he like, really liked bananas or something. For more information on the D.A.R.D movement, ple...
God dammit depression is depressing. I am by no means an expert - and I realise I am making a sweeping generalisation - but for every second person suffering with depression, it seems to be the case ...
These are all so amazing I cant handle it! Stay tuned for the winner, your suggestions are welcomed! ***************** From the students of http://www.redheadedgeis ha.com/ I pr...
I am a terrible flirt. When I was single, my attempts in flirtation were such disasters that my vagina would reach out from between my legs and slap me across the face (splat!). I was - and still am ...
Being an adult is sometimes so bloody awful, especially so in the mornings. Maybe mornings are easier when youre Kate Middleton - or say - John Stamos. I feel like such beautiful people get to wake u...
Dale Carnegie coined the phrase, "when life hands you lemons, make lemonade" sometime before 1950. And now everyone seems to have their own version of the expression. Today, this is mine. Alt...
I decided to put some of my mantras on buttons. More to come, but these are just this mornings picks. If youre interested in purchasing these, or any other candyforbreakfast nonsense, please vi...
Most immature thing about me: it makes me uncomfortable when people tell me they are pregnant. Not because the thought of that person having sex makes me uncomfortable or that I dont like kids. In fa...
My first few followers will remember that when I first started my blog, my plight was raise awareness for my need of a tiny manatee named Earl. In real life (before my blog) most peoples response to ...
Happy Valentines Day, from candyforbreakfast.
Animals poop a lot. Especially when being boiled alive.
..."is it Monday yet!? Mondays are my fav" - says no one, ever. It is my belief that Mondays only purpose is to remind me that I am an adult. Its not what I like. And I can not bra...
Being French is tricky. It doesnt matter what you say or where you live, and some point or another, youre going to get slapped for it. Thats just the way it is and its kind of awesome. I say being Fr...
Fairly certain this is how its done.
Most mornings, I have no idea what I am doing out of bed. And all of the time, I am not happy about whatever situation is happening around me. Rise? If I must. Shine? NON!
Id rather be eating chocolate. All of the time.
I think that maybe T-Rexs are so destructive becau se their arms are so short they cant scratch their itches. I also think that a long time ago, a T-Rex fell in love cause she was cryin...
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