I’m like Godzilla, but far more attractive. Be in awe at my stature. Contain yourself.
Ay, keep your day job, kid.
Yes. I am on your ceiling. I know, it’s beautiful.
Remember Hooker, Oklahoma?! Yeah, buddy, we can add Nebraska to the Hooker town list. Woo! Road trip!
Uh, that is why I am a lone hook. No respect, no one understands with their incessant ramblings. I said I AM COUNTING!
Hey there, soft stuff, I saw you looking at me looking at you. Oh, yeah…I can’t wait to get tangled! Have a crafty crochet weekend!
What is this “bonding” you speak of? This “pal” type situation? I don’t understand. Could you please just back up a little? A little more…a little more…a lit...
You love this guy don’t you? Of course you do! You can’t wait to capture, unravel, and crochet that little creepy body! You are heartless. Run, little guy, run!
The rolling yarn hills of Hooker. Like heaven on Earth, I tell ya, heaven on Earth.
You are out of line, still. Remember?
I really try to stay organized. The key word is “try” here. I keep lists and post it notes litter my walls. My cell phone contains different list management and I am a pro at typing them ...
I don’t play. I take this seriously. Hooker. For. Life.
Hey, it’s Friday so this is what I leave you with on your weekend adventures at the craft store. You can’t unsee this. You. Can’t.
What?! I just wanted someone to make out with? So the buzz has been around this free, yes, FREE pattern from Nerdigurumi (check out the other free patterns when you are there!) and yes I am just as a...
Tax season is nigh and after some calculations and reveiwing this year’s cost, I have decided to add a donation button to the this website. That is a good thing. It is a good thing because I ha...
All day, every day. Word.
“Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you something.” At times, a lot of time actually, a ray of sunshine I am not. Not that my life is particularyly terrible but I am not the following type ...
As long as I can bring a smile on your face, Yarn, that is all that matters.
If you don’t know, now you know. Mad skills ya’ll, mad skills.
30 drawings for 30 days is not over yet!
Okay, suited up and ready. Special sweaters are a must.
There seem to be some differences here.
Sometimes, just sometimes, it feels like I’m the stepchild of craft.
Hook phone home.
Don’t be fooled. Hookin’ ain’t easy. Stay crochet, young buck. Stay. Crochet.
I drew this. For no reason. Enjoy.
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surround...
Oh, this torrid love affair. Yes, I may be bitter, sour, and quite the wet rag?…damp cloth?…soaked blanket?…wet blanket! yes, the drenched blanket, and yet with all those things (an...
I know this hard lean body is difficult for you to take in all at once, but there are few athletics I venture to participate in. One gets me every time. Ah, the hair raising sport of yarn fishing. Ho...
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