FLOSSIN’

Yo. Too far, guys. Too far.

PB&J WITH A SIDE OF THORN

You’re need for each other repels me.

VICTIMS

Pictured here are “groupthinkus knittus”.

YARN SALE! WOO!

Yep, just did this baby this morning. Let’s just say I was ‘inspired’. Happy red and pink yarn sale day, y’all!

HEEEEEEY SEXY LADIES

Yep, that is how we get done in elevators. Woah, watch out for that hook, homie.

HOOKBILLED

I am pretty sure this is what they mean. Nature is so awesome!

BUTT CRAMPS!

This has been a public service announcement from the Obey Crochet Counsel. You have been warned and there an no solutions. What?! Give up crochet? Are you crazy?! You are.

ALL THE YARNS

Resistance is futile.

BIAS. PERIOD.

How am I suppose to par-tay when there is such discrimination lurking around every needle?

CROWCHET

This is what I thought you meant.

HOOKIN’ IS FOREVER

Hey, don’t get caught up, remember where you come from, why you started stitchin’, what this is all about. It’s the hook, man. The. Hook. Crochet, all day, every day. Word.

JAPAN

This has been your international crochet lesson for the day. Since now you have a clarification, you will know the group Think of Japan While Knitting makes crochet blankets to raise money for...

ANIME FILTER

Stay crochet this weekend!

IN YO COUCH!

As you know, due to my over sharing, I moved at the beginning of this month. With that came an over haul of craft supplies. There were overhead projectors here, a box of googly eye there, and yarn,...

HOOK ‘EM HORNS

This is what I think of every time I hear “Hook ‘em horns!” and being from Texas you hear (and see) it quite a lot. I would much prefer a group of retired steers fiddlin’ with yarn and making horn...

HEY HEY HEY!

I swear I say this every time I see some inexplicably awesome crochet thing on the interwebs. For real. Really.Should I explain? Uh, no. If you are of a certain age, you get it. Kudos.

I’M SINGLLLLLE

That’s my shower song, y’all! What?!

CHOKING

Know your hook anatomy. Uh, I’m not completely sure that is how you strangle a hook, but I guess it might work. Maybe?

BAR-B-QUE

Have a crafty crochet weekend and fire up le grill. I will be in the throws of moving! I know! You can hear my sighs of distress through the computer screen. That is how I like it! So pour a cold...

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO LINDSEY

“Eats a knit eat crochet world”This has been a looooong time coming and all the thanks goes out to Lindsey Keasler. She had emailed and I noticed this phrase pop up in her writing and instantly...

SAVE THE ECONOMY

Is this you?! Does your car drive itself to the craft store and does your basket steer itself to the yarn aisle? Are you filled with complete glee when you find out your purchase it half off and...

IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY!

Well, it was. May 14th to be specific and official in case you feel to moved to make a plaque, no pressure. None. [cough] It all happened within a night, just over a year ago with a simple little...

YOU’RE SUCH A SQUARE

GIANT STATUS

I’m like Godzilla, but far more attractive. Be in awe at my stature. Contain yourself.

CROSHAME

Ay, keep your day job, kid.

HOOKER BEAUTY

Yes. I am on your ceiling. I know, it’s beautiful.

HOOKER, NEBRASKA

Remember Hooker, Oklahoma?! Yeah, buddy, we can add Nebraska to the Hooker town list. Woo! Road trip!

COUNTING!! I SAID COUNTING!!!

Uh, that is why I am a lone hook. No respect, no one understands with their incessant ramblings. I said I AM COUNTING!

TOTALLY

Hey there, soft stuff, I saw you looking at me looking at you. Oh, yeah…I can’t wait to get tangled! Have a crafty crochet weekend!

UNDER MY SKEIN

What is this “bonding” you speak of? This “pal” type situation? I don’t understand. Could you please just back up a little? A little more…a little more…a little more…