If you ask a kid a loaded question like that you should expect an appropriately morbid response.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Well hey, if you’re going to be hanging out alone at the bars tonight, at least there’s a good trick you can pull along the way.
Check out all the Valentine’s Day FAILs and LOLs on Dating FAILs today! Submitted by: Unknown
Don’t have a sweetheart this Valentine’s Day? Don’t worry, alcohol will be there for you!
“Hey honey, guess what I got you for Valentine’s Day!“ “It better not be the same thing as last time, I had to wash my hair like three times to get it out.”
I know what you’re thinking. Maybe it’s not what it looks like. Maybe, just maybe this is not what the modern funeral has devolved into. And to that I respond with this:
Butthole is unacceptable, but douche canoe gets a free pass. This makes perfect sense, because “douche canoe” has been scientifically proven to be the sixth-most hilarious two-word phrase...
Who loves puns? Submitted by: UnknownVia: twitter
Tigerbutt is not amused.
It should also be able to detect that awkward moment when you’re at a party surrounded by people and have nobody to talk to.
Submitted by: Talex1o1Picture by: Clayton Thomas
An oldie but a goodie: when parents in Queensland sued to make teachers responsible for their lazy/absent children’s poor grades, the teachers returned fire with this answering machine message....
I’m working on my pooping speed, so hopefully i won’t bother you for too long.
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