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I've become my parents

Things my son needs to know before he grows up to be just like me.

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    1. New York City? Get a rope.
    2. Does your cat have a death wish?
    3. My babies shouldn’t need to witness your shady antics!
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    1. Give Them An Inch And They’ll Take A Vile
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    3. Discount Their Math Skills