‘RED MEAT WILL KILL YOU!’ is the headline that greeted me as I logged onto MSN last week; a bold, confident statement I’m sure you will agree. This headline is bound to worry a lot of people around t...
I have been doing this blog now for a few months and have noticed that many of my readers are not from my home country of England in the United Kingdom. So I feel it is only necessary to verse you in...
Ive been having a lot of nightmares lately and I dont like them, theyre not like the ones I used to have when I was a kid, where there was something obvious to be scared of, like monsters or a f...
The human body comes in two main chassis types, the sleeker, sportier female model with pop up headlights and large boot but which tends to be rather a lot noisier or the bulkier, sturdier&...
As I have celebrated my 30th birthday this month I feel I am now old enough and mature enough to commentate on this, the darkest of subject matter and the father of the macabre. After all I beli...
Ive been lazy this week and will do a proper post soon. Please find below a Facebook post as way of compensation: (And yes that is supposed to say Punniest with a P)Paul MarrableWhy is England so dul...
Vermeer’s The Milk MaidenJust to add a bit of class. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin.A long, long time ago, there was a wonderful milk maiden who lived in the enchanted suburbs...
I know what youre thinking Oh no, I bet this is a cheap joke about menstruation and you, my friend, are correct but hear me out. Some of the most important events in history can be attributed to this...
The one thing keeping a blog has taught me is that I dont know anything about anything, Except poo, but seeing as that subject is discretely integrated into nearly every conversation I had ...
Hello there!!My last blog was a little poo Im happy to admit. The problem I believe is this, the advice from the experts is to write about your own life and experiences and to be honest I h...
I CANT SLEEP!!! This is why Im writing these utterly pointless words, because I dont seem to sleep anymore, my brain got to (nearly)30 and thought "You dont need sleep man! Theres ...
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