The first neighbor I met after moving to Centralia was the neighborhood drunk.It was my first day in Centralia, and I was moving stuff from my car into the house. I had left my front door open and sh...
By popular demand, here is a photo of my new knucklehead pup:My term of endearment for him is "my little crackhead."As I write this, he is currently curled up on my bed, farting in my di...
My life has been in an utter state of chaos these past three weeks.Two weeks ago I was drowning in final assignments and exams.Last Saturday I graduated college.That following Monday I moved to the s...
So in the past month theres been a major change in my life -- I broke up with Boyfriend.Yup, thats right. Weve dated on and off since I was 19 years old, and I finally ended it.I didnt blog abou...
Hey blog minions.,I know I have been noticeably absent these days, but here is my life in review:An article I wrote about militias in the U.S. was the top featured story on MSNBC.com. That means it w...
1. My mother trying to organize the lift line:"You have two? Oh, they have two. You go with them. No, YOU go with them."2. I spent the weekend with a group of my teenage boy cousins, their fr...
Boyfriend is studying abroad in China. He told me people celebrate Valentines Day there, too.Who knew.I told him because he wasnt around that tequila was going to be my date instead."You probably...
- Spying on my neighbors through the peephole.- My thesis.- Procrastinating on my thesis.- Working.- Listening to the Ace of Base Pandora radio station- Making pointless lists such as this one.- Avoi...
This has been one of those subjects Ive tried to write about over and over again, but failed each time because it is still painful for me.Last summer, I interned for a investigative jo...
This weeks "I love you more than french fries" award goes to Ally from Keeping it trashy in the Bible belt because, to put it simply, she makes me LOL.She has more than 40 tattoos and sh...
The other day I was driving and I realized that if I were to get in a car accident and die, the last thing I heard would have been "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO.It made me realize two things:...
I come from a family of healthcare workers, so growing up we often had no problem talking about uteruses at the dinner table.While most of my friends had the birds-and-the-bees conversation...
When I first started this blog, I was an anonymous blogger. I assumed it would stay that way, so I could be free to write about my life to an audience that wouldnt judge me for it.Wel...
This week has been absolute hell for me, and right now I have insomnia so bad that I want to cry. So I apologize for this post sounding like a delirious person wrote it.On a more serious note, I...
Thank you all for you kind words yesterday, it made me feel a lot better. And I listened to your advice, and I am making a bigger effort to be more social and meet new people this semester.And last n...
Two days ago, I drove across the state from Seattle back to my university.Even though I love being at school, leaving home for it is always hard for me. I love living with my sister, my parents, my o...
Oh hey there, 2012.I just wanted to let you know that my new years resolution is to karate chop you in half with my sense of humor and back-sass.Consider yourself warned.Here are some more specific r...
Okay blog minions. As I mentioned a few posts ago, I made my own blog award.Because we all know there are few things in this world that I love more than french fries.Anyway, I am a bit embarrass...
Before each major holiday or some other important life celebration,I get nervous. Typically, if I spend any energy being excited for something itwill likely get screwed it up in some way. And it will...
- The dream you had last night.- Why youre a vegetarian.- The guy youre dating this week, and why you are no longer dating the guy you dated last week.- Your cat.- Your kids GPA.- That super funny ep...
There are certain things you dont do in church. Like farting.So guess what I did a few years ago during Christmas eve church service? Yeah. Thats right, I farted. Right in the middle of a crowded chu...
Blog awards always cause me a deal of anxiety.The other week, the lovely Carly from Carly Chubby Cheeks and Monica from Amazing Times to Come both gave me a blog award.Obviously, I like receivin...
I also put too much sugar in my coffee.I swear too much. As in WAY too much. It bothers Boyfriend quite a bit, and sometimes I swear on purpose to irritate him.When I get too excited, I feel like I&n...
Nearly six months and more than 100 posts later, I am still here blogging.I dont know why I started blogging. I wanted to start a blog for quite some time before I actually did it successfully. Last ...
I love not having roommates.No roommates means no pubes in the shower, no cats peeing on everything I own, no heroin or other illegal substances in my apartment and no mysterious squeaking&...
I am currently drowning in exams and final projects, not to mention dirty dishes and laundry. When I get too busy for life, blogging and personal hygiene are the first things to go.So instead of...
This past weekend I did two things: I ate too much and bought toomuch.On Thanksgiving, after stuffing my face with turkey, gin andtonics, mashed potatoes, stuffing, salad and anything else I could ge...
Thank you to the relative (who will remain nameless because they will kill me if they read this) for not pooping while I was in the shower this morning.This unnamed relative came into the bathroom wa...
This morning At 9 a.m. my mother came charging up the stairs shouting about how the power was out. I was still sleeping, and I had no idea what she wanted me to do about it.So I fell back asleep. Whe...
Yesterday, my mother was sitting on the top of tree in our front lawn.When my neighbor came outside of his house and asked what she was doing, she shouted gleefully, "WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM ...
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