They aren’t as smart as they look… I feel stupid. A lot. There are many times when I find myself wondering if I am, in fact, the dumbest person on the planet. It could be after yanking on...
This is not where you are supposed to spend your lunch hour. (Photo credit: Ian Junor) For some time now, I have occasionally offered up my advice in posts I have titled “Dear Nathan.” Normally, thes...
Justin Bieber at the 2010 White House Easter Egg roll. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) First published in 1609, the love sonnets of William Shakespeare have managed to be the guideline for all things roman...
Dear Mitt Romney, I want to start things off by saying congratulations to you. You are now officially the Republican presidential candidate! By earning the Republican nomination for president, you ha...
German chocolate cake from a bakery (Photo credit: Wikipedia) There are very few things in life that can still surprise me. I am an unflappable human being who does not let anything faze me. If a per...
pictures_bones (Photo credit: BONESPEDIA) TV used to be so simple for me. I had a very narrow scope of what I would want to watch. If it involved a person eating an inhumanly large amount of food in ...
Memorial Day Commemoration 2008 (Photo credit: davidyuweb) Tomorrow is Memorial Day, a day to honor all of those who, since the Civil War, have been killed in battle. In typical American fashion, it ...
What my ankles might have looked like during family pictures. (Photo credit: Veronica Foale) Occasionally, you discover something about yourself that you never dreamed possible. Throughout your whole...
English: View from the diving board at Rippon Lea in Victoria, Australia. This is what people who have a summer vacation frequently see while suckers like myself are at work. (Photo credit: Wikipedia...
Via quickmeme.com I don’t think there is a single thing in the history of the world that makes me happier than a comment section on the internet. Nothing gives me more joy than heading to YouTube, fi...
Last week, wee Billy Hamilton was faced with yet another dilemma in my continuing saga of “The Ladore Luger.” (Catch up with Part 1 and Part 2) After a rough start to the day, Billy had the opportuni...
Reblogged from Sharing Closet Space: Courtesy of The Broke and the Bookish, here are… The Top Ten Blogs I Read that are NOT Book-Related Home Decorating Blogs I start with this category because...
Getting a job is hard these days. Everyone seems to be on the hunt for employment and that means that to get your dream job (Space Cowboy/ Unicorn Trainer), you will be up against some pretty stiff c...
This is not what my hat looks like. (Photo credit: nertzy) My parents gave me a lot of great things. As long as you get past my height, bad eye sight, or the fact that I am destined to have high chol...
Baseball game, Manzanar Relocation Center, Calif. (LOC) There were probably drunk people there. (Photo credit: The Library of Congress) One of the great parts of any professional sporting event is pe...
American singer Katy Perry, performing live at Campo Pequeno, June 28th 2009, in Lisbon. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Conspiracy theories are everywhere. No matter how ridiculous these ideas, people wil...
(Photo credit: Wikipedia) With it being 2012, I have just been waiting for the world to come to a screeching halt. I’ve wondered how it would happen. Will the planet explode? Will the polar icecaps, ...
Golf course (Photo credit: Wikipedia) DEAR NATHAN: One of my friends, “Max,” cheats at golf. Otherwise he’s witty, interesting and fun to be around. He moves his ball closer to the ...
杨梅 Myrica rubra or, as I know it, the Freakin’ Yumberry! (Photo credit: Lucy Liu.) I am a very mild-mannered person who is very able to keep his emotions in check. There’s not a lot in life tha...
(Photo credit: Wikipedia) It’s a time of great uncertainty. The world is about to enter an unknown territory full of ambiguity. There is no telling whether we will come out of this valley of doubt in...
This is a mom. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) There are some holidays that should not exist. For instance, Arbor Day. What have trees ever done for us? What a bunch of jerks. Mother’s Day is not one of th...
Welcome to Part II of “The Ladore Luger.” When we last left Billy Hamilton, he had just finished tormenting a complete stranger at a bus stop. He was then offered a chance to ride with a jerk from hi...
Reblogged from I probably shouldn't have said that...: As I mentioned here, when I speak of porn on this blog, it will be word porn that I am referring to. If you have been around my blog for a ...
Antiparos house door (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Dear Diary, More than once in my life, I have been called dumb by a human. They seem to think that I can’t hear them when they say things about how I do...
Awkward….(Photo credit: Wikipedia) I am not the most social person in the world. I know what you’re saying. “But how can a person that delightful and engaging be mildly antisocial? He seemed li...
In honor of the Hobbler’s birthday, I have compiled a guide to having a great birthday. You can help make her birthday better by visiting her blog. She also probably wouldn’t argue with a cake if you...
With the aftermath of my Sunday evening flood still alive, I am in the midst of cleaning up the random dirt that has washed into my basement. While this is not the most exciting activity ever,...
Dear Landlord, How’s it going? I am doing relatively well. I mean, I wouldn’t say spectacular seeing as how I am taking the time to write to you, but definitely relatively well. I was writing you to ...
Français : Poste – États-Unis – Cinco de Mayo (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Question: Why do the same people celebrate Cinco De Mayo and St. Patrick’s Day? The two holidays have very l...
Today is the first segment of our new Choose Your Own Adventure series, “The Ladore Luger.” (Don’t worry. The title will make sense.) Enjoy and remember: you will be responsible for the decisions 16-...
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