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Mars: Just Like Earth, But Redder and Not As Easy To Live On

Mars, 2001, with the southern polar ice cap visible on the bottom. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) The world can be a depressing place. There are all sorts of terrible things happening at any one time....

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New Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos: What?

In America’s search for new foods to shove in our mouths, a great deal of unnecessary foods have been created. At some point in the 1970’s, someone decided that having to use two jars was far too...

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Why Does My Bed Refuse To Do Its Job?

This is what I felt like (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Tuesday started off very poorly. I awoke to the sound of my alarm clock. After hitting snooze until the very last second I could, I crawled out of...

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Thanks For Terrorizing Me While I Cook, Gordon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay (Photo credit: Wikipedia) I’m afraid of very few things in my life. Snakes don’t worry me. I am not too concerned about flying. I frequently sleep without a night light because...

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Dance: The Highest Form of Art One Can Perform In a 1996 Pontiac

I can be very self-conscious at times. I have no idea what it stems from, though if I were to guess I would assume it has something to do with not wanting to be laughed at. When people laugh at...

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Reese’s Egg Day!

(Photo credit: dianecordell) Easter is a magical time. There are very few holidays that involve mammals laying candy filled eggs and even fewer where biting the heads off of chocolate rabbits are...

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Thanks For Your Birthday Wishes. Now Leave Me Alone.

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The Art of Sewing AKA Why Do They Make The Buttonholes So Small… Ouch! I Poked Myself!

Sewing tools (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Goal for 2013 number 5: Learn to sew Ever since I can remember, I have been cheap. I don’t mean cheap as in, “Boy, that Nathan sure is thrifty. He doesn’t...

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Your Foolproof Guide To Taxes

Tax season can be a very trying time for anyone. Throughout an entire year of hard work, people often look at their checks to find that a sizeable chunk has been given to the government. Then,...

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The Right Candidate For Pope: Not To Sound Narcissistic, But Me

Picture of second pope of catholic church. Pope Linus. I think I’ll have the same artist do my portrait. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) For those who have been unaware of the world for the past few...

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Dear Nathan

This should not be your reaction to the thought of a dentist. DEAR NATHAN: I am an educated, open-minded, well-spoken, well-mannered single man. I enjoy life and smile just about every waking...

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01000011 01001111 01000100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100001 00100001 00100001 : A Letter to Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates

Recently, several famous computer programmers like Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg, not to mention everyone’s second favorite Black Eyed Pea Will.i.am, teamed up to create a video urging people to...

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If I Have A Son, I Will Call Him… Uhhhh…

Newborn child, seconds after birth. The umbilical cord has not yet been cut. A name, though, has most likely already been given to him. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) There are a lot of reasons to be...

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Apparently “Law Enforcement” Needs a Stricter Definition

I was standing in line at a gas station today. As I stepped to register to pay for a delicious and moderately priced beverage, a man walked up beside me. This is never what I want to happen. It...

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Let’s Talk Paper Towels

Around ten o’clock today, I took my usual coffee break at work. My eight o’clock coffee had just begun to wear off, so to prevent any sort of unfortunate incidents due to a lack of caffeine, I...

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Entry From A Dog’s Diary, February 26th

Dear Diary, Often times, I am a bit harsh on the humans. I am fully aware of this. I mean, they do an excellent job of making sure my food bowl is full and providing me with nylon bones, so I...

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Chinese Food: The World’s Most Complimentary Food

(Photo credit: Wikipedia) There are a lot of reasons to love Chinese food. There are very few types of food that offer up dozens of chicken dishes that, in essence, are pretty much the same thing...

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Say It Ain’t So?! Rush Limbaugh Doesn’t Love America Anymore?!

Rush Limbaugh as drawn by Rex Lameray in July 2004. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) Rush Limbaugh is known for saying ridiculous things. This a man who called a college co-ed a prostitute because she...

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Pillows: Man’s Best Friend

(Photo credit: Wikipedia) You know how people say that a dog is man’s best friend? That’s wrong. A dog is a man’s responsibility. A dog is a little poop factory that’s only goal in life is to eat...

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Man Sets Record For Fastest Marathon While Dribbling Two Basketballs. Seriously. That Really Happened.

As a kid, we are told we can do anything we want. Obviously, this is not true. If it was, everyone would be a doctor, astronaut, fireman, or professional athlete. We would be in real trouble if our...

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The Five Phases of the Drunk Sports Fan

(Photo credit: akseabird) Over the course of my lifetime, I have been to many sporting events. At sporting events you will find many things. There is always the person who is inappropriate on the...

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All Of The World’s Worst People Back Into Parking Spots

Reverse Parking Fail! (Photo credit: thienzieyung) I don’t usually use this blog space to state my personal beliefs. I usually avoid the hard hitting issues, preferring to talk about my love of...

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Dear Nathan

DEAR NATHAN: I have been divorced for eight years. My daughter is learning how to drive. In her mother’s car, while under her mother’s supervision, she hit their garage door. My ex believes I...

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Suds… So Many Suds…

Oooooooohhhhh…. Craaaaaaaap… I fancy myself a smart person. I don’t mean to brag, but an IQ test online once told me I was a genius. The same website also told me which Power Ranger I am (The red...

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Birthday Candles A Hot Button Issue In Australia (Get it? Hot because of the flame on the candles?)

GERMS! GERMS! GERMS! (Photo credit: Wikipedia) There is nothing as exciting to a child as a birthday. You get the presents. You’re friends are there strictly to honor you. There’s party games and...

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Danger Is Absolutely Not My Middle Name

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! (Photo credit: Wikipedia) 11. Do something dangerous I’m not a brave person. At all. While some people laugh in the face of danger, I look at the face...

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The Wing That Got Away

Buffalo wings (Photo credit: jefflphoto) There it laid, sprawled out in the middle of the floor. There were no signs of life, not that there ever were. The splatters from the crash landing coated...

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Super Bowl XLVII Live Blog: The Superest Bowl In the History of Ever

SUPER BOWL SUPER BOWL SUPER BOWL!!!!! Ah, the Super Bowl. Nothing is more American than this celebration of sport, gluttony and consumption. We all gather around our TV and shove massive quantities...

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Operation Boob Tube, Part 3: The Part of the Story Where It Ends

This is approximately how big the crowd was in this story. (Photo credit: Anirudh Koul) And now the exciting conclusion… We sat there throughout the game. Sure, I was enjoying the hockey, but I had...

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Mars: Just Like Earth, But Redder and Not As Easy To Live On

New Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos: What?

Why Does My Bed Refuse To Do Its Job?

Thanks For Terrorizing Me While I Cook, Gordon Ramsay

Dance: The Highest Form of Art One Can Perform In a 1996 Pontiac

Reese’s Egg Day!

Thanks For Your Birthday Wishes. Now Leave Me Alone.

The Art of Sewing AKA Why Do They Make The Buttonholes So Small… Ouch! I Poked Myself!

Your Foolproof Guide To Taxes

The Right Candidate For Pope: Not To Sound Narcissistic, But Me

Dear Nathan

01000011 01001111 01000100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100001 00100001 00100001 : A Letter to Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates

If I Have A Son, I Will Call Him… Uhhhh…

Apparently “Law Enforcement” Needs a Stricter Definition

Let’s Talk Paper Towels

Entry From A Dog’s Diary, February 26th

Chinese Food: The World’s Most Complimentary Food

Say It Ain’t So?! Rush Limbaugh Doesn’t Love America Anymore?!

Pillows: Man’s Best Friend

Man Sets Record For Fastest Marathon While Dribbling Two Basketballs. Seriously. That Really Happened.

The Five Phases of the Drunk Sports Fan

All Of The World’s Worst People Back Into Parking Spots

Dear Nathan

Suds… So Many Suds…

Birthday Candles A Hot Button Issue In Australia (Get it? Hot because of the flame on the candles?)

Danger Is Absolutely Not My Middle Name

The Wing That Got Away

Super Bowl XLVII Live Blog: The Superest Bowl In the History of Ever

Operation Boob Tube, Part 3: The Part of the Story Where It Ends

Operation Boob Tube, Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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