1. Today on the train, a teenage boy told the girl next to him–I think she was his girlfriend–that her forehead pimple was so huge, astronauts could use it for landing. I remember being t...
One year and three weeks ago, I arrived at Gare de Lyon in Paris and I took this photo. I honestly don’t even remember how I got from the airport to the train station. But somehow, I was there....
Last night, I saw my friends Laura & Jon for the first time since we were all in France. They lived in a really charming seaside town La Ciotat, and I lived in Avignon. One weekend, they visited ...
One egg came out with pink yolk. Oh my ovaries. We cooked it and then I researched ‘should i eat pink yolk if i don’t wanna die or be even a little sick’ and the results came in: do...
Hi summer goons, I left France to go to New York for two days to go to Iowa City for three weeks to go to Shanghai for one year. I’m teaching at a summer creative writing camp for high school k...
Three weeks ago, Marianne was visiting me and we flirted with a boy named Vladmir who draws comics and bartends at the bar where I like to go on Monday nights to listen to poetry and fiction and mono...
My oldest and best childhood friend, Harry and his girlfriend Janice (now fiancée after a late night Eiffel tower proposal!) were in Paris last weekend. It was so great to see them and show them the...
Hi, I have been thinking about what I put in my body and also sometime what I put on it (like: food stains, beer sloshed over the front of a dress that I had been afraid to wear because of exactly th...
I was being exploited in Paris for a week and then I had to get out of there. There being a basement studio where seven men wielding hammers regularly stood in the space I had to cross in order to ge...
I went to the Feria in Arles on Sunday (the ancient Roman city of Arles, which knows only glory and splendor!) and my heart was muttering and stuttering all day. No more about that. I’ve decide...
I’ve got a bittersweet announcement, y’all. My friend Hanna has this expression that she uses with me sometimes when I’m getting fussy — “I’ve only got one life, a...
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