A lot of people said it wasn’t going to work out between me and Katyushka. I think they were jealous. Especially Irish Tony who sat there slobbering over her picture going “It’s a scam, man. A fit bi...
Sometimes reality hurts. It hurts me, it hurts you. It is about time it hurt my small daughters. Sure, Id hurt them when I left the fatherless and each birthday I forgot the card, the present, that h...
I went to get my hair cut today and the woman who cut it was a bad tempered bore called Manic Myrtle. I think she must have been called “manic” in a spirit of sarcasm because she was slow and arthrit...
I moved into a place 9 foot square with a bedroom up a ladder, also 9 foot square. It had no heating and it was December and very cold. Before I left her, my mother bought me a pencil for writing let...
So the great night came. It was the Work Christmas Do. I arrived at Weatherspoons at about 6:30 and no one else from work turned up for an hour. I had suspected this might happen as I doubt my collea...
I went to London to see some old friends. First among equals was Rocking Raymond, once punk rock vocalist in the same band as me in our local town before he had moved to the Smoke and made it big in ...
It is probably obvious to you, dear reader, that I am deeply inadequate in many of the techniques and requisites of love. Not only do I have no clue how to love a woman technically, I also look horri...
The time has come for me to describe my slow climb from the execrable depths of degradation and heartbreak to the joy-filled, lambent summit of love. It all started when my long standing relationship...
In the past, you were limited to friends of your sister, your friends’ sisters and women you could approach in pubs, but the Internet has changed all of that. Now, women who would not even have spat ...
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