Then later you can talk about your repressed homosexuality and how to come to terms with it like a normal person! Submitted by: Unknown
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Thanks for that lovely visual of my grandparents having sex, Old Spice, that was not the least bit disturbing and emotionally scarring. Submitted by: Unknown
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Aww man, even you are me… Submitted by: Unknown
If anyone wants to sex you, know that it’s a ploy to beat you up and leave you in a gutter somewhere. Submitted by: Unknown
Please God, don’t make me watch another episode of Toddlers & Tiaras. Submitted by: Unknown
Looks like the deep South is the place to be! Submitted by: Unknown
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…try Trojan XL condoms! Submitted by: trollcave_08
“What do muggles call this again, Harry Potter?” “Spaghetti.” “Ridiculous name.” “Whatever, Voldemort.” Submitted by: Unknown
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Who knew that Mike Tyson had a tender side? Submitted by: Unknown
… and by that I of course mean the cheek! Wait what were you thinking of? Submitted by: Unknown
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Or just don’t bother watching at all, whatever floats your boat. Submitted by: Unknown
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And then along came the vibrator… Submitted by: Unknown
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Just because I didn’t want to date you doesn’t mean other people can! Submitted by: Fade
Inventing calculus had its inherent advantages, namely that no one knew that the “Naked Law” wasn’t actually a real thing. Submitted by: Unknown
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I was promised Katy Perry, and I will get Katy Perry, dammit!
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