“The wealthy ones always have the sickest fetishes…” This was according to Diane, an attractive 50+ woman I met at an upscale bar in Las Vegas. We happened to sit next to each other...
Hmmm, agreed. I can’t wait for you to do dirty, dirty things to me… I sent that text to X. It would have been fine if this occurred back when we were married. In fact, he would have paid ...
Many years ago when I was young & dumb, I was the bartender that would dance on the bar & pour shots of toxic grain alcohol down highly intoxicated and willing patrons throats… I’...
As it does everyday, my mind was racing through possible scenarios for my next business venture. You know, the one that will bring me ultimate financial security so the thought of sitting in a cubicl...
Last night, I called in sick… But I wasn’t really sick. I just needed a break, and I needed to hang with my son. I was supposed to show up at an event, smile, say something funny or snark...
When it rains, it pours…and I’m not just talking about my social life, however, that’s making a comeback as well. After months of freeze out, I’ve got my swagger back. Even Je...
Everyday, without fail, I open up my inbox to at least twenty of them… Nope. Not Match.com winks. Believe it or not, I do actually get a shit pile of those daily that go directly in the trash. ...
Wanna know what one of my favorite feelings is? (Well, besides the obvious & is provided by that little silver bullet packing two AA batteries) Having a crush on someone. Yes, I know it...
I rolled into this town I call home many, many years ago… Everything I owned was packed into a Uhaul, with my car trailered behind. I had rented an apartment sight unseen and had lost my...
I’ve been doing research…. About oral copulation. No, not firsthand research! But I have been listening, and you have a lot to say on this topic. It all started about a week ago with an e...
It’s something I say on occasion at the end of my classes… Today especially, that sentiment holds true. I will lead a fundraising ride for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society as part of m...
I ran my cart right into him tonight… Short stuff. Or, at least, that’s what I call him because I don’t know his name. But he’s everywhere lately. We’ll be driving do...
Sup, Baby? Lets IM, yeah? To entertain my friends between blog post, I forward them the really awful emails I get from my online dating experiment. It’s bad. And last night, it was beyond b...
I wasn’t going to write tonight…what with me being crazy ass productive today. I’m down to my last task which is listing a bunch of furniture I want to get rid of on Craig’s ...
I have a story to share with you… Read carefully because this is a good one, and it’s true. No, for realz. I can’t make this stuff up. I have a friend. A beautiful, smart, savvy, ...
Fuck the dumb shit…I’m starting a petition that we go back to the days of video dating vs this online dating. I don’t know about you, but the Viking had me at “ARRGH&#...
As a blogger, writer, or anyone even remotely in the public eye sharing your thoughts, sometimes you are going to really piss people off. When I wrote about the woman on a date polishing off an enti...
I’ve been in the car quite a bit this week with my publicist, Sara. You know her, the pretty one I really don’t like being seen in public with. She makes me look old. This isnt m...
The below is a form letter that will go out to anyone I have a date with moving forward. This all started because some dude actually wore Crocs on our first date, along with a stained workout shirt....
Perhaps it’s the Fifty Shades of Grey phenomenon, but everywhere I go lately, people want to talk to me about relationship roles. And the terms submissive and dominate are no longer just being...
I decided to crawl out from underneath my rock and… I became the last divorced person in this town to discover online dating March 15, 2012 10:14pm Group text to my two married girlfriends: ...
Good God, why do we even attempt marriage? I’m not so sure I want a ticket to Regretsville.
Listen, I’ve been busy… All in the name of research, naturally. I’ve been dating. A lot. Some good, some not so good, some great. I plan on downloading you on all of it soon. I ...
Conversation in the car with my son: Grayson: I saw that dude you were talking to… Me: Ok Grayson: Ok? You don’t like him do you. He was a bit flashy for you, no? Me: What does it matter?...
Thats right, Mom. You birth them, teach them bad habits, and then pawn them off on us, 8hours a day for 15+ years. Thanks a friggin lot! I’m home with a sick child today. I’m always rem...
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People always ask me how the blog started. I’m not really sure how it happened, but I can tell you the #1 reason why I keep doing it. It allows me to research really f’d up stuff. If a...
I’m sick. Not the in the twisted “sick” sort of way, but like, “I think I have a virus” sort of way. I think it’s fair to say we’ve already addressed and ack...
Got a question? "When I grow up will every man try to stick his penis in my vagina?" Yes, honey, Im afraid so. The first installment of The Naked Truth uncensored has arrived. Here’s ...
Mondays suck ass BUT I have video from Sunday night Vaudeville. He juggled the apples for an entire minute the first take… but his dumbass mother didn’t have the camera on. This is actual...
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