after seeing the eleven objects fall 2012 show, i immediately (obviously) put in a personal order for a latex collar with gold leaf detail, as it combines my love for sex shops with my love for GLAMO...
there is a phrase i like to use when referring to something that is So Rich, So Decadent, So Opulent, So Sickening, that it reaches an apex of greatness. that phrase is "Vienetta Status." der...
i am the first to admit that i make REALLY dumb purchases. like REALLY dumb. i am very very easily swayed by shiny and new things, and attractive salespeople complimenting me on the dashing figure i ...
just thought id let the two remaining readers of my blog know: i look handsome as fuck today.uniqlo shirt, belt, pants / nom de guerre sweater / thrift tie / jil sander shoesand dont ever forget that.
never forget how a vintage OPP metal plated hat can change a standard business casual outfit.+J Uniqlo jacket / +J shirt / Dries tie/ uniqlo pants / Dior shoes / dollar store hat
i have been DYING for the single fur lapels from Dries van Noten Fall 2011 since i first saw them. so much so that someone from Boogerdorf Goodman was TASKED with calling me as soon as the button-in ...
i like to treat myself a lot. if i have a bad day, ill buy myself something to cheer myself up. if i have a great day, ill buy myself something to reward myself. if i have a mediocre day, ill buy mys...
i think this is going to be another year when there is no fall, so i have to be prepared to figure out a way to stretch a couple more months out of my balenciaga jacket. you know, like adding breadcr...
i think i told you guys that i went a little bit crazy on the Dries spring collection. so crazy, in fact, that i bought the cardigan version of the crewneck sweater i already owned b/c it had a cheap...
in the grand tradition of me taking minor gay icons, e.g. JB Fletcher, with me on vacation, i took a couple of my favorite ladies to Yosemite and Big Sur with me, namely Aunt Jackie and Shelley Duval...
this picture is basically the ultimate expression of how i like to dress.vintage 80s X-Men/New Mutants pins on a digital looking wool Raf Simons for Jil Sander suit. to be worn with white shirt and a...
important observation:Balenciaga Resort 2012 filmvs.A Different World non-Lisa Bonet/Marisa Tomei openingi like to imagine Whitley Gilbert featured prominently on Nicolas inspiration board.
i am visiting my sisters and niece up east so i decided to dress like a white person (it only seemed natural). we went peach picking and hit up some tag sales. gap dip dye shirt / patrik ervell cutof...
somehow i had forgotten about this song, my favorite elliott smith song in high school. and when i grew up i became a freak.
ive been shopping at thrift stores since i was in middle school, and this was back in the days when you could still find classic ringer t-shirts and shit and everyone was into that 90s-70s shit (ps. ...
so i dont get to take a real vacation this summer, but i had already bought some marc by marc jacobs tiny swim shorts so i use every chance i get to get as wet as possible. that includes swimming in ...
i know you guys are pretty sick of this jil sander shirt by now, but I DUN CURR. when i pay full price for something, i wear that shit into the ground.jil sander shirt / mr. s leather harness / ervel...
i wont apologize any more for not ever updating this blog and i definitely wont apologize to anyone who saw a flash of my gorgeous areola when i was wearing this fake Chanel t-shirt i turned into a s...
sometimes the sudden convergence of post-long weekend misery, the constraints of business casual attire, and obscene heat-based delirium causes one to make very rash decisions in the morning. today i...
so ive had a pretty rough couple weeks at work, and ive been salving my wounds by purchasing things i dont need. like going to bergdorfs at lunch today and getting this dries van noten windowpane tie...
a moment of weakness overtook me while i was in the office at work on saturday and i went to bergdorfs and ransacked the Dries van Noten section. i basically bought everything that fit me because it ...
so my baby sister just graduated from grad school and now has a title and everything! im so proud of her and all her hard work and im so glad that she had an amazing graduation, particularly because ...
VERY exciting news, you guys. my good friends chrissy and linh thi of eleven objects (i dunno, you may have read about them in the NEW YORK FUCKIN TIMES) kindly asked me to be the face (behind the ri...
i have to apologize for the neglect, but work has been a real BEAR lately (woof?) and i havent really been dressing very interestingly. im in one of those kinda basic phases where all i want to wear ...
flea market jeans / gap t-shirt / dries van noten shoes / thrift pea coatso i have some VERY exciting news, guys. one of my favorite short-lived indie pop bands of all time, go sailor, is playing a r...
if theres one thing i love, its mall stores. considering i spent most of my formative youth walking around the mall with my friends eating panda express and wishing my skin was good enough to work at...
meghan collisons new hair and general look of numbness is striking some major Louise Lasser in Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman realness.vs.i mean, this is kinda everything. ps. if you dont know, Mary Hart...
im pretty into how high i can hitch up my pants with these $15 leather suspenders i bought on ebay.steven alan shirt / uniqlo pants / ebay suspenders / jil sander shoes / uniqlo socksit doesnt matter...
my desperate need for a new wallet perfectly coincided with ln-cc making international shipping free. i spotted a perfect dries van noten wallet with an adorable ribbon detailing and i knew it was co...
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