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Just Inappropriate
www.justinappropriate.com
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The trials and tribulations of a wanna-be awesome girl.
#153439 in All , #546 in Humor

When did we stop being cool?

I like to think I was pretty cool in my day. By "my day" I mean 7th grade and on. Before that I had a bowl cut and loved Mickey Mouse and little orphan Annie. I loved these things well b...

10 may 12

Best Planned Week of Life

I have been dying to tell everyone I know for 3 months. I got an offer from Giant Computer Company INC  today! I dont really know what Ill actually be doing but it involves selling, being n...

26 apr 12

Koi= Magestic

Mazzios Delivery Boy: Hey, I love your Koi pond. Mary: Hey, thanks. (They arent koi. Theyre goldfish. But I am not a fish snob so he can call them whatever he wants. ) They need to all stop having in...

18 apr 12

Golfer.

I decided to play golf because I wanted boyfriend with one T to think I was so cool that he would immediately explode with obsessive love and make himself husband with one T. He was moderately e...

16 apr 12

Its a post about nothing!

My weeks negative: I woke up at 5 in the morning with a screamingly loud alarm blaring into my dreams. I always dream (nightmare) about my husband nonchalantly cheating on me, so the alarm was actual...

11 apr 12

Samantha Brick Vs. Mary

Read the original article here Meet Sam. Shes real sad because shes so pretty. I am going to do everyone a favor. Since she has pissed so many people off simply by being completely average and d...

05 apr 12

Sad face with cussing.

"You need to stay out here. Things are about to get bad. Im going to teach Daddy a lesson" Adrian says to me with his eyes full of tears but his face revenging with 38 pounds of bad...

05 apr 12

I used to play with them...

"She used to play with us." Said little Lily who lives next door. Beautiful little black girl whose family comes from Kenya. She has long black braids that reach the lowest par...

23 mar 12

Five things I wish I didnt love so much.

1. The peppermints that my receptionist has at her desk. I know for a fact I have multiple untreated cavities in my sad little mouth. For the most part, it aint no thang. If I get a snack f...

19 mar 12

Why I Hate Stupid Cats.

God, cats are awful. I just walked to the gas station to get a bottled water and some sunshine and I saw a cat with his gross ears and asshole hanging out by a tree like he had a right to the earth. ...

05 mar 12

Daughter of the decade, except for 98

The fact that I have a blog entitled Just Inappropriate is pretty indicative of my openness about my personal life. I can only hope that my kids are as open and honest about everything as I was/am. M...

01 mar 12

Guest post for Leap Blog Day by Haleys Comic!

Today is Leap Blog Day!!!!! A day when we do some leaping to other blogs and allow someone else to leap into ours. I would let Haley Wolfe at Haleys Comic leap into pretty much any part of my bo...

29 feb 12

Do it over.

This week has been about as awesome as a girl with a giant ring in her nose like a bull. Hence to say, not awesome at all. In fact, it was just like that poser girl in the fact that it really had goo...

19 feb 12

Vacationized!

When I was almost sixteen, my parents took my brother and I where I had always wanted to go.... Guthrie, Oklahoma! Just kidding. That was always a joke my Dad would tell us when we whined about wanti...

12 feb 12

Leap Blog Day Reminder!

Dont forget that Leap Blog day is February 29, twothousandandtwelve!  My email address is sharkymary@gmail.com- if you signed up and have not been contacted to do a guest post, shoot me or any o...

10 feb 12

Inappropriately Medically Necessary

Dear United Healthcare, Hi! We paid you $7,521 last year. Isnt that cute? Doing some research into your company, I see that youve had quite a few scandals in the last decade. What?!? How shocking! I ...

02 feb 12

Time is of the Something

Theres some quote about time that I would like to include in this post. I cant find it, though. Something to do with the only thing that is going to change is time, which wont really be a change sinc...

31 jan 12

Lets Passive Aggressive play!

Today is a great day to post about my pet peeves, because I am a grumpy little bitch. Passive aggressive facebooking: In itself, this is annoying enough to destroy anything else in the world tha...

20 jan 12

My ass on a wall.

"Come sign up for this thing were doing at my gym", my friend Greer (a very dedicated and amazing personal trainer) says. "I dont really like social events at the gym. Especially you...

12 jan 12

Importance of Education

I have never been into learning about History. In fact, I had my husband take "US History since 1877" online for me because I detest it so much. He got me an A because he absorbs those lame s...

10 jan 12

Pounds of ham

My wonderfully hilarious and joyful friend and former co-worker Kelsey made working at the big bank bearable. Our days were full of old rich people yelling at us to sell more of their bank products o...

06 jan 12

My Inappropriate 2011

I am giving you a synopsis of my awesomely inappropriate year through my Facebook statuses. Please enjoy! January- Listening to my Ipod, Adrian says "Oh wow. I used to love this song when I was y...

03 jan 12

Leap Blog Day!

Join MothersofBrothers, We Band of Mothers, Southern Fried Chicken, and Just Inappropriate for Leap Blog Day on Feb 29! This is a new event we just made up because were good like that. Cont...

02 jan 12

...and thats why no one wants to know about me

My brother-in-law, Spencer,  got me a book for Christmas called, "All About Me".  While I opened it, he suggested I could fill out the book and pass it on to my kids, or perhaps fil...

28 dec 11

Christmas.

My favorite holiday has always been Christmas. Its very much annoying to lame people. I start listening to christmas songs in the middle of October. My standard for Christmas spirit is so high, that ...

26 dec 11

NAILED IT.

 NAILED IT  I hope no one is intimidated by my badassness in wax figurine making.

21 dec 11 1 person likes this

They see me rollin....

I was frustrated that I could not roll my rs so I was trying to teach myself. Husband took a secret video that is INCREDIBLY unfortunate. I thought r rolling was supposed to be sexy? Warning...I MIGH...

13 dec 11

Thinking it through.

Im the opposite of obsessive-compulsive. I like to call it "careless impulsive". Or in laymans terms: Not thinking shit through. I get these ideas, opinions, and cuss words in my head that do...

07 dec 11

An endearing random conversation amongst friends.

01 dec 11

All I want for Christmas is a lot.

*Warning. This is not a funny blog at all. This is seriously a list of stuff I selfishly want all up in my arms for Christmas. 1. A white iPhone case. They dont make these on every swinging stre...

29 nov 11

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