I wonder if there are still parents out there who read to their children. Do fathers still sit with their kids at night and read to them? Do mothers sit with their kids in the evening and tell them s...
Spring has sprung here. Supposedly. I am not yet sold on that idea, what with being caught in the rain every morning walking Stevie. Three layers of coats on does not equate to Spring. At least all t...
Only in England can the weather be so horrendous that it is painfully funny. Standing out in the cold in your vest top when only 3 seconds ago it was blistering hot and now your nipples feel a bit fr...
Declarations of being in "An Open Relationship" scares me. Basically, when someone tells me that, or these days when FB tells me that So And Sos are in an open relationship since I cant be bo...
Am I the only one who watches cooking tutorials on Youtube for hours, like umm 6 hours, and then end up having fucking pot noodles for dinner anyway? It always reaches to the point where I get so sta...
I get proper, stark-raving mad, full-blown, near-dementia case of wanting to eat something.When I was pregnant with Charlie, I would say things like I would really like a big, fat, juicy burger, drip...
I have been away from the interwebs for a bit for reasons being the internet connection has been a bit painfully slow and boggy.Added to that, I was also a bit under the weather. Nothing major but an...
A poll was carried out on what is currently deemed the most annoying word on this dying blue globe and Whatever took the cake.I do see how that can be annoying. I see how when Whatever was being said...
More often than not, I Unfriend-ed them because they are Dickheads. That is always a good reason to cull people off your lists, actually. Your Facebook so it is your prerogative, isnt it? No matter h...
Children shouldnt be allowed to talk to me or ask me simple questions until they are well over 18.I have somehow assured Jazs son that there is no God and I have no idea how his mother would take tha...
Door slammers scare me. Its these people who cant really voice out their discontentment and choose to express in the form of door slamming. Or cup slamming on whatever available surface. Feet stomper...
I just got back spending a little under a week with Jazs kids. Oh, how I love spending time with teenagers and their constantly yelling, moaning, under-the-breath cussings and louder-than-loud accusa...
It is half 4 in the fucking morning.A few hours ago, not too long before he spontaneously passed mid-way through a conversation, he looked at me, through the eyes of someone on the brink of a mental ...
Ever since losing Charlie at 7 months at the end of June, I have been whinging, incessantly and maybe understandably so. I can be found in the Toddler clothes area of Tesco when I should be choosing ...
Yay, Listrographs! Another one from Kate Takes 5.I do sometimes watch the garbage that children watch today and miss my own childhood and the days where cartoons only come up during specific tim...
I am thankful that England does not do Thanksgiving. I am thankful for Google for explaining the reasons behind the holiday, because I am an ignorant Non-American like that.Holidays and festivities i...
Okay, here comes my confession: Sometimes I put so much chilli and pepper into my own plate of food in order to either scare people from dipping their spoon or fork into it or so make them choke half...
I got this off Kates Takes 5 and though her top five keywords were a little cute and somewhat acceptable, mine have taken a turn into the Pornographic Avenue. I am amused. That should teach...
Petty. Sad. Pitiful. Group dynamics. You have got to love group dynamics. Am I such a horrible human being? A valuable waste of space? I must be to some. Self-victimization. I do partake. Its called ...
I havent been following much Andersons Blog but I have been following Motherhood Truth for a bit now and what I have read from her latest post is extremely soul-destroying. I supp...
Ive been wanting to watch Catfish for months ever since I saw the trailer during an advert. Months of incessant whining, jumping up in excitement and talking over people when I see the advert on the ...
I can never be a Buddhist. I am too angry, too potty-mouthed, too overpowering a twat to ever be a calm, nirvana-esque type of person. The closest I have come to Nirvana would be a hot cup of coffee ...
This advert keeps popping up on the right side of my Faceshet page and every time I see it I think, Really?. Women love this game? Why? Because it taps into our maternal side and all we really want t...
A few nights ago, Jaz and I sat down and watched The Tunnel. A supposedly-low budget movie done by Australians. Its this rising trend with Paranormal Activity, isnt it? Paranormal Activity, which was...
So fucking angry at this world, so fucking pissed off with Jaz, so damn bloody irate I just told TC and Coco to get off my fucking bed and go out in the fucking garden and then I felt bad and called ...
I got this off katetakes5 and also found out another list by Metal Mummy which was Top 5 Celebs Id Like To Punch In The Face and that is surely one Id be doing because being angry...
Control tops are meant for out of control upper torsos belonging to women who either cant be bothered to work out to tighten said torso and/or cant afford the lunchtime liposuction. But maybe thats j...
I hadnt wanted to do this post. I had thought some weeks back that maybe I should but I had chickened out some time last night and had ended up creating a bastardized fashion blog of sorts instead.Bu...
Really, it was. In case you were wondering, I met my fiancé on Myspace and a study showed that 1 out of 8 married couples met on Myspace. And I thought we were unique. It was the mother of ...
Allegedly, when the world is about to end, the devil makes a cameo. In my head, he would turn up, all rock-star like, make his identity and presence known ala Lestat from Queen of the Damned and he w...
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