Betch of the Week As many of you may know, probably from being bombarded with constant advertisements, that Snow White and the Huntsman comes out today. So we thought, who better to honor than the Ev...
Sexts and Subtext Bros For the inaugural issue of “Sexts and Subtext”, we hear from a bona fide Casanovawitz and a desperate gypsy jewelry salesman. Help me, help myself. I am a 20-something year old...
News Kathy Lee Gifford clearly #2 doesn’t keep up with the news, and asks Martin Short if he and his wife who’s been dead for 2 years and are still madly in love. Thankfully someone corrected the dum...
TV On Blackout Sundays episode of Mad Men, Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce and Campbell the Dud all had a pow-wow about the market price of Joans boobs. In todays dollars $50,000 is about $360,000. Hmmm...
TV So this episode of Girls told the twisted tale of a few spice girls at a rave/warehouse/random boob flashing party. Lucky for everyone, this magical journey to Bushwick was seriously fucking funny...
Music Dearest loyal minions, Its hot as fuck out. What do you get when a really sweaty DJ is hyped up on adderall? Dubstep. What do you get when a really hot betch is hyped up on adderall? A fucking ...
Ask a Pro Dear Pro, So I recently graduated college, and have run into a weird predicament that I did not see coming. I had a #18 Fuck Buddy for like a while at school. And (dont flatter yourself, bu...
Dear Betches, Ill get right to the point. I love older men; they have money, they know what they want and they are good in bed. I dont see a problem here. Im not talking grey hair and wrinkles but I ...
TV Getting a girl to put out isn’t always easy, but every guy knows that girls have a soft spot for something that they can’t resist. For me, it’s getting a guy who says those three little words, “wa...
Betch of the Week This weeks betch of the week may not necessarily be a betch in all senses of the word, but shes undoubtedly one of our idols. Shes skinz, pretty, and PAINFULLY funny. No like, it re...
Bros Introducing our new column, Sexts and Sub-text. If you like Ask a Pro, youll really love this shit. When youre texting with guys (or your frenemies), do you ever rack your brain over the differe...
TV Raise your hand if youve ever been personally victimized by the White Haired Man. The finale was so ridiculous that it actually made fun of itself. Firstly, the ep was called Reckoning, as in, I r...
News The 41-year-old daughter-in-law of the cofounder of Nike goes to prom with her 17-year-old student. The teacher/track coach whose husband is 73 says she felt bad for the student who didn’t have ...
The List "The invention of Instagram. For those of you who arent familiar, its about to be the next big thing, so you better get on the Instagram train and fast." - we said this, #68 The iPho...
Music Memorial Day Weekend is here, and you know what that means? Absolutely nothing. Actually no, Tan Your Back Sunday adopts a second name and that is, Blackout Sunday. So put on your Sunday best k...
TV Holy single mother of God. We couldnt wait to wake up and verbally (writingly?) defile whoever decided to have the breakout stars of Sesame Street act out half of The Bachelorette...a show that en...
Bros Dear Pro, Im a recent college grad and I guess Im looking for a job. Anyways in my interviews I usually go for a "nice girl" approach. I trick them into thinking Im sweet and boring, the...
TV "...Im from Michigan" - (Mean) Girls So this episode was just a giant Hannah fest, which makes us wonder where were Shosh Jess and Marnie!? Well, Marnie was probs still trying to figure ou...
TV Were going to start with a very small apology for skipping last weeks recap. After receiving many threatening emails/comments/blocked phone calls beginning Monday evening which didnt stop until Fr...
Dear Betch... Dear Betch, I need some serious help. When I was a senior in high school I thought it would be super artsy and cool of me to go to an elite art school. Well it fucking blows, Im not eve...
Betch of the Week Apparently these days everyone cant get enough of the adorable mini-betches Sophia Grace and Rosie, we only know this because we too have clocked some well-managed time watching the...
TV Based on the amount of times they mentioned the White Haired Man last night, youd think Christmas was coming early. Nolan and Emanda are the Hamptons Cheech and Chong yet they cant figure out this...
News JWoww starts a Twitter war with Bristol Palin over her comments that gay marriage shouldn’t be legal because "it’s important for kids to have a mom and a dad in the house." Since Bristol...
Guide "Dr. Drew says you could get a prolapsed anus from that shit" - Marcy Runkle, Californication Its finally time for us to address a question more controversial than Khloe Kardashians pat...
Music Jambo! Sup betches. Theres nothing like a gorgeous Wednesday afternoon to take some fucking shots. Like we say, hump day is for nice girls. So, last weeks Love This Song was dedicated to Electr...
TV Last nights Bachelorette proved that the season to come will either be extremely entertaining or unbearably nauseating....its like, say gee golly wiz ONE more time. But in all honesty were just lo...
Bros Dear Pro, So, at the beginning of fall semester my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me, leaving me single in college for the first time ever. Since then Ive kind of been on a of drunken, slutt...
TV So it turns out everyone on this show is a bat shit little perv, some more than others. Cue Adams masturbation sequence, in which you could clearly see that the apex of his dick aligned horizontal...
Dear Betch... Dear Betch, My boss is your average asshole pro. However, he has been a reeeeeeal gigantic prick lately (flipping out about little stuff like his office being too hot) and im overit.com...
Betch of the Week "Who am I? Im Kelly Kapoor, the business betch." This week’s betch of the week is no stranger to winning awards. Back in 2002 she won the Spicy Curry award, which some say i...
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