Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where, if you’ll indulge me for a minute, I want to respond to commenter Eric on last week’s edition:...
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Jenny McCarthy‘s cleavage to the spotlight (Yay?), Jason Sudeikis now clearly going to whatever lengths are necessary to emp...
Also, he’s flaming. Literally. Subtle, DC. Very subtle… A huge amount of online ink was spread today covering the supposedly groundbreaking news that DC Comics made Green Lantern gay whic...
It’s been two whole days since the Internet found out Mila Kunis put on weight for her role in Blood Ties, yet she still hasn’t suddenly developed a gluten allergy and immediately shed th...
Two things that immediately freak me out here: 1. Is one of them actually smiling?! Jesus. 2. There was a time when these two coordinating their outfits wasn’t creepy and weird. It was called 1...
“And the man of lawlessness is revealed, the son of destruction, who opposes and exalts himself above every so-called god or object of worship, so that he takes his seat in the temple of God, d...
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If you’ve seen X-Men: First Class and/or Mad Men, then you know that January Jones has exactly one acting speed and it’s “Frigid Monotone Robot Built To Hate Children” a.k.a h...
While performing in Paris, Justin Bieber was knocked unconscious after walking into a glass wall because apparently he wasn’t joking when he said he wants to be the next Marky Mark. Kid’s...
- The Chivette of the Week: Haley Almeida - Michael Fassbender‘s giant penis premieres Prometheus in London. - There’s a Toddlers And Tiaras spinoff now? Godfuckingdammit, America… ...
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where this Janice Dickinson pic says to Zhang Ziyi, “Well, it could have been worse.” We’ve also got the all-natural beauty of Lisa Ri...
Jennifer Love Hewitt might be constantly in the press for openly fantasizing about men way out of her league and/or eating cheeseburgers, but this is a confident, independent woman we’re talkin...
Chinese film actress Zhang Ziyi (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Rush Hour 2, Memoirs of a Geisha) is apparently being accused of being a high-priced prostitute for Communist Party officials which de...
(h/t Mary for the lamb pic from the mind-meltingest Alexander Skarsgard pictorial you’ll ever see in your life.) Photos: Bullett, Getty, Splash News, WENNRead More ...
Here’s Justin Bieber in Paris this morning after he was apparently the worst thing to happen to Oslo last night since Anders Behring Breivik. According to TMZ someone in his camp thought itR...
“Hello, paparazzi? Kris Jenner. Listen, could you be a doll and take pictures of my underage daughters in bikinis so they’ll end up on the pedophile machine, I mean Internet? I’m wi...
In her quest to become a DJ, Paris Hilton latched onto Afrojack who apparently felt burning pee was worth the price of letting her tag along and think there’s more to being a DJ than pressing p...
“Hey, honey, call the Pentagon, would ya? I got one of dem hahd-ons again, could mean terrahism.” - Redheads Are All The Rage These Days - Tom Hiddleston is your Glamour Man of the Year. ...
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we get another sneak peak at the production of Grown Ups 2, which I previously thought would surely suck enough it’s almost guaranteed a T...
I probably should’ve added NERD ALERT in the headline. Presumably to show off that Disney will use all the characters in the Marvel stable however the hell they want, here’s James Badge D...
I know what you’re thinking, “Where the hell did Brian Austin Green find an umbrella with legs and more importantly does its vagina work?” So you’ll probably be surprised to l...
“Hey, little girl, want some can- Shut up, Michael’s ghost. We’re doing it my way first. – Sorry about that. Candy?” Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News...
Okay, before everyone opens the window to their office and jumps out (Goddamn suicide-proof locks, I’ll kill you!), Mila Kunis is pretty disciplined, and outspoken, when it comes to diet and ex...
Apparently it’s Characters From LOST Say Whatever The Fuck They Want Day, because here’s Michelle Rodriguez explaining to Vulture why Nicole Kidman won’t win an Oscar solely for pee...
Over the weekend, Kim Kardashian accused British Airways of stealing “special items” from her luggage which I just assumed was a clever ruse to leak a sex tape she made with Kanye. Turns ...
If you ever thought to yourself, “my, the cast of LOST must really be the closest of friends who had the best of times together,” you’re going to want to stop doing that because app...
- Summer Is Here And We’ve Gone Country Girl - Kate Middleton wore the same dress twice! OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!! - Neil Gaiman’s Graduation Speech Turned Into A Comic - Jason Trawick made a ̶...
Welcome to Tuesday’s unusually large The Crap We Missed. This is mostly due to an extended weekend but also because I don’t know how to ignore shots like Katy Perry tweeting a pic of Mick...
Granted she’s no Coco, Katy Perry spent Memorial Day performing for Marines in Brooklyn to kick off Fleet Week most likely to apologize for making a music video depicting the corps as a place t...
Let’s take a look at what Amanda Bynes has amazingly been able to accomplish in the few weeks since her DUI arrest if accomplish means being goddamn terror on wheels while the police presumably...
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