1. So the not sleeping has continued. I didn’t post yesterday because I was too busy trying to get an extra 20 minutes on the end of my one hour night nap. On the bright side, the extra sevenis...
I don’t really have anything to say because I didn’t really sleep. So when I found myself awake at 4:30, I decided I might as well drag my lazy butt to 5 am Crossfit. Then, instead of get...
I could just die. Die from too much fun. Die from too much food. Die from too much wine. Or just die because I had the most fantastic weekend and it’s over. On Friday I drove to the small town ...
It’s Memorial Day. So first off, thank you to all of our brave men and women who have so selflessly sacrificed for our country. You are our heroes. If you are off work today like I am (and obvi...
1. Thank you so much for all of your birthday wishes yesterday, I felt pretty damn cool, which is rare. Even though it was a regular Thursday as usual, I did get to go to Outback for lunch with my fr...
On this most blessed day, two of history’s most important and brilliant women were born. Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland: And me, duh. Disregard that peasant o...
Hi there friends. This is my last day as a 27 year old. I would like to give a big giant WTF to that. How is this possible? I was just 23. Like last week, I was 23. I remember. We went to New York an...
I had all sorts of plans and things I was going to do this weekend, but I ended up napping, going to the pool, and eating peanut butter in lieu of actually being a productive adult. I just figured th...
My name is Warren Beatty and I’m here to make your day delicious.
1. I’m super offended that none of you offered to get me Kate’s shoes. Y’all totally aren’t my friends anymore. 2. I almost died from excitement when I saw this preview recent...
First and foremost, it is one week until the third anniversary of my 25th birthday. I just wanted to let you know so you could go ahead and stick all those gifts of diamonds, caviar, and Belgian choc...
Honorary doctoral degrees for random celebrities drives me nuts. WTF has Alec Baldwin done in terms of national or international distinction through contributions , scholarly activity, or achievement...
Last Wednesday night I drove up to San Marcos for my sister’s graduation. I got to stay at her sweet apartment which is about 900 times swankier than mine. I’m not bitter at all. Not at a...
Ian Somerhalder, aka the reason I started watching Lost. I remember seeing him on a promo for the show and I was SOLD. Too bad I didn’t know his stint on the island would be so short-lived. Sad...
Because my body hurts and I’m being hateful, here are more strange keyword searches. Hopefully things will be better next week around here. 1. Do any of the duggar girls wear pants? I have no f...
Sometimes I get stressed. Or I eat garbage for days on end. Or the weather changes. Or the wind blows. Or the sun shines. Or it is a day that ends in “y.” No matter the scenario, arthriti...
Ugh. I’m an idiot. One of my arthritis prescriptions is always really hard to find because the manufacturer didn’t make enough or some ridiculous thing like that. So every time I go to ha...
I’m not sure how it is possible, but I am exhausted. I only did four noteworthy things this weekend: I ate a box of Ritz crackers for dinner, got a massage (my life is sooooo harddddddd), drank...
Eminem. Here you go Skinny Sonja. Now you can back off with your incessant and unreasonable demands. It pains me to do this. (source) God this picture makes me laugh so hard. He could not look less a...
1. Justin Timberlake has collaborated with designer Estee Stanley to create a new line of goods and art for the home (you can get a sneak peek here) soon to be available on HomeMint. You should watch...
I’m sorry, I have nothing for you today. Instead of spending the last 30 minutes writing a post, I have been dealing with someone who I’m not sure can read English despite their ability t...
There are so many damn mosquitoes. Every where. All the time. My legs are arms are covered in bites from my run last night. Absolutely covered. WTF whyyyy is this already happening!!! They are in suc...
In the immortal words of J Timberlake: (Thank you Laura for sending me this) And if you don’t get it, please watch this classic music video and seriously reconsider what you are doing with your...
Matt Bomer. So pretty. Our washing machine is broken, looks like he’s going to have to bring those abs over so I can get my laundry done.
Happy One Year Anniversary to my bestest friend. And in memory of the most spectacular and triumphant year of our lives, here is a photo montage dedicated to you. (source) I would shank her for that ...
1. It’s Friday. Thank God. (source) 2. Season 5 True Blood Promo!!!! Yeahhhhhhh buddy! 3. And I’ve been listening to the Sookie Stackhouse novels and I kind of don’t even care about...
I grew up in a small rural town (and by the way, if your town has a Target it’s not small) in Texas. I loved it and I’m so thankful I wasn’t raised any other way. But, I’ve re...
Bardot. That damn dog. I was walking her yesterday morning before work and as we went I was on my phone checking e-mails. I noticed her stop to pee out of the corner of my eye. When she started going...
This weekend several of us met up at a house at Lake Travis to celebrate the impending wedding our our little friend Courtney. This house was so freaking amazing. It was the strangest most wonderful ...
Thank you Lord for Zac Efron’s beefy muscles that make him look like a man and make me no longer feel like a pedophile. God Bless those pecs. Why does boy ever have a shirt on? Why. I want a...
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