As some of you may know, almost to the day that she announced her marriage to the dwarfy now 52-year-old Green Mile actor, Doug Hutchison, the still only 17-year-old child-bride Courtney Stodden...
Having lain dormant for decades, the media is full once again with the re-opened murder case of 6-year-old American, Etan Patz, who disappeared in 1979. Just two days ago, Pedro Hernandez was accused...
THIS POST HAS MOVED. MY BLOG LIKES TO WORK AGAINST ME, SO LETS JUST ACCEPT THAT ITS SHIMMIED LOCATIONS, OK?Blame it on the festive schmaltz of kitschmas, causing us to melt into an emotional stupor a...
THIS POST HAS MOVED. MY BLOG LIKES TO WORK AGAINST ME, SO LETS JUST ACCEPT THAT ITS SHIMMIED LOCATIONS, OK? Blame it on the festive schmaltz of kitschmas, causing us to melt into an emotional stupor ...
Pffft, it’s human nature to kick a dog when it’s down; or more specifically – one thats fallen from grace. But, apparently, we love to kick a dog when it’s back on its feet again, too. Who knew that ...
It’s the trope of the modern man - the metrosexual, if you will. My father would rather that all the skin scaled off his body before he used moisturiser (a disgusting, but not wholly unlikely scenari...
No, this is not the name of a rad new raunt on the Lower Upper Middle No-Ho-So-What in NYC. This title alludes to the current status quo of my feet.Whilst I spend every dime and dollar on my wardrobe...
I spend much of my time baffled. Because I am one of those tedious people where everything has to make sense and add up (preferably with a non-confuddling little bow tied on top) I am perpetually per...
So Ive been kind of busy. And kind of not. And that, my friends, is the mantra of the freelancer.Sometimes I find myself just staring at the back of my boyfriends head, wondering how it seems so much...
OK, so I have been tardy. Infact, I have been more than tardy. I have been AWOL. This is because I have been moving house. People warned me of how utterly exhausting and discombobulating this is. But...
From the age of five/seven/ten (heck, I dont know progressive your school was when it came to sex education) weve known that (bar the A.I. kidz) we are all on this planet due to some rumpy pumpy. Its...
I thought I’d wait until you’d had at least a week to ease your burgeoning gut into January, before I slam-dunked you with the old retrospective. You know what it’s like, the clock strikes midnight o...
Is there anything more idiosyncratic, emotionally exhausting and downright hilarious as a Christmas spent with ones family? Whether you still have a stocking, post-pubescence (affirmative, but downsi...
We all make bad decisions. (I accompany this with a sage nod of my head, but really I am just reassuring myself.) Sometimes you wake up in a rash mood and from there, dozens of ill-advised decisions ...
[WARNING: THIS PIECE IS CRUDE AND, ON OCCASIONS, DOWNRIGHT VULGAR.]Ooooh, that piqued your interest, didnt it. Beady eyes agog at that little, yet ever omnipotent word.S.E.X.Its hardly surprising. As...
Blame it on the festive schmaltz of kitschmas, causing us to melt into an emotional stupor and physical torpor. Or, the fact that the year is drawing to a close, which always stirs up feelings of ret...
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PS...: Insightful slebs: Poor reali-TV stars. Constantly being accused of attending the opening of an envelope, they are. Free champagne, paparazzi and miniature qu...
Poor reali-TV stars. Constantly being accused of attending the opening of an envelope, they are. Free champagne, paparazzi and miniature quiches are obvs not the lure. Nuh uh, its the rad accessories...
Oh to be 17 again… Lawd, I can’t think of anything worse. I didn’t know what the fuck I was doing at 17. (Still don’t know what the fuck I am aged 24, if truth be told). I don’t miss the halcyon days...
The impetus of this post came from Sunday’s pub lunch. We were celebrating @edfrost85’s birthday and I was sitting in between @edfrost85 and @charlieelek – given the thrust of this article, it seems ...
Thats what mine have always told me, anyway. And in their case, thats pretty accurate. Aside from the occasional urge to emigrate/ stick my fingers in my earholes and trill, I find my parents to be w...
I used to be steadfastly against text language/ emoticons and general youf slang. It made me feel nauseous ‘n naff. But then... 2011 happened. Or was it 2010. Anyway, it became essential to be naff. ...
When it comes to the kitchen, as anyone who know me will testify, I have always been of the ‘can’t cook, won’t cook’ variety. I am an incongruous mix of keen host and shoddy cook, my theory being tha...
We’ve all got one or one hundred. Pet peeves; things that grate; the irksome habits of others that make you want to CLAW YOUR EYES OUT through sheer irritation. Aside from the usual shared thorns in ...
I cannot abide cultural snobs. Every aspect of the entertainment culture has its place in society and each may be enjoyed for what it offers. If you dine only on reality TV and Mills & Boon, you ...
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