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My daughter came up to me yesterday and asked, “Have you seen the show Top Hooker.” Stunned, not believing she said, what I think she said, I say, “Did you say Top Cooker?” Keep in mind she has...
At thirty-five years old I’ve become that person. I have one prescribed pill and until a week ago I was doing fine remembering to take it. Then, it happened. What every person with prescription...
- When I’m home alone I still close and sometimes lock the bathroom door. Does everyone do this? What if someone walks through the front door unexpectedly and life as I know will be over. If a...
1. If the Kardashians or Honey Boo Boo’s clan had British accents would everything they said make them sound like Mensa members (the high IQ society) to our ears? 2. Has anyone ever really been...
Ridiculous, over-the-top personas are entertaining to a large number of people. That’s the big secret behind all reality characters fame and fortune. I don’t have any illuminati secrets to share so...
Rapid heartbeat, can’t breathe, nausea, vomiting, sweating, light-headed, arms tingling, and entire body shaking. Oh shit! What is this?! Sitting up in bed I grab my laptop. Google all of the...
RANDOM PICTURE DAY!A RANDOM WTF PICTURE FOR THE HELL OF IT ~ Giant cat couch…I’m more of a dog person, but yes please! Tagged: about me, authors, blog, Fiction, fun picz, Funny, Humor, Life,...
In the last 2 1/2 years there have been nine deaths in my family. The most recent–my own mother. Two weeks ago at 6:45 am my father, through tears I’ve never seen him shed before, said she was...
They’re walking all over my house like they own it, and I’ve about had it! The worst part is I’ve caught them in my bedroom going through my private things, and damn near taking off with a picture...
I couldn’t help but waste another Saturday morning skimming the internet for humorous, and absurd pictures. I think most of us are guilty of this, myself included. Phone calls, real birthday cards,...
“Trina, we’re walking over blood.” “Yeah, I know, just don’t think about it.” Here we are, a 180 pound, 15-year-old white girl, (me) and a 200 pound, 15-year-old, black girl, walking deep in the...
This morning I wasted a bit of time skimming through pictures on the glorious internet. I came across cute, funny, and some serious WHAT THE FUCK pictures. If these photos are 100% real may baby...
Tagged: assholes, blog, depression, fun picz, Funny, Humor, inspiration, Life, low self esteem, quote, society, thoughts
When you’ve taken an $8.99 pregnancy test from Target or the one from a Ninety-Nine Cents Store (Which I have bought and used before) and it comes out positive, your next step is to get it...
– A flexing anus in my face. Nails trying to claw my eyes out. The dogs. They are the only alarm clock I need. – No matter how many times I look up the word “necessary” I cannot retain its correct...
1. Dear any and all future grocery line participants, Stop finding it necessary to be assholes. Why do you have an urge to make comments about a strangers purchases. If you’re standing behind...
I have seen some odd search engine terms that led people to my site. However, today the search engine section violated my eyes, and my brain. Apparently, a certain individual woke up this morning,...
Let’s dive right in. Home Remedies: When My Kiddie Is Sick It’s Ginger Root Time For years now, not only when I’m sick, but whenever I can work it into my busy day, I try to ingest a piece of raw...
I have been thinking about starting another blog completely different from this one. It would include more of the wife and mommy world. Things like home remedies, food substitutions (good and bad),...
I found this picture and had to share. So funny because sometimes it’s so true. Tagged: blog, fun picz, Funny, Humor, Life, personal, Photo, picture, random, Writer, Writing
In no particular order… 1. Makers of the Playstation 3: We recently joined the rest of the universe and bought a PS3 and it does not play Playstation 2 games, but will play some of the original...
My husband recently purchased this exercise bike for the household. I thought it was the greatest idea since the genius of sliced bread. I’m gonna get my workout ON as easy as 1-2-3, A-B-C, honey!...
The past few weeks I’ve been dealing with various emotions over the death of an aunt, who was my mother’s oldest sister. She was the first person to pass in my life that was a constant presence...
I’m standing in front of a toaster. (What? Not intrigued yet? Sometimes people are just standing in front of shit.) Oh, it’s also the size of a mammoth, and it’s one of the most medieval devices...
Last night at 10:55 P.M. my world changed forever. I encountered a commercial that was a sign for “The End” that all the “experts” forgot to mention. Because let me tell you something–when a...
To be serious about my health/weight loss kick, I may have to consider counting calories and carbohydrates. Now for someone like me who loathes math in all forms, counting anything is mental...
Yesterday, I felt like I had been on my vitamin regiment for a week, but I checked where I marked the calendar, and it had only been 3 days. I then wondered if I was a time travelling demon,...
1. Once again I’m determined to lose weight and live a healthier life style. I vow to workout at least five days a week, and vacuuming, scrubbing the toilet, and folding laundry totally count. As a...
Let’s start with less of these things in 2012: - The never-ending black hole of celebrity news and the convoluted media. - Reality show personalities getting rich for being train wrecks. I do not...
If you’re a good little Red Riding Grim Reaper Hood you get a mini candy cane (I look like the Grim Reaper and Red Riding Hood had a baby) Coming across the “What Up Gangsta” photo along with this...
