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Shallow and Very, Very Single
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Workaholic, always drunk, terminally broke twenty-something dating neophyte, at your service
#181708 in All

truth.

"You wont do it at the right time. Youll be late. Youll be early. Youll get re-routed. Youll get delayed. Youll change your mind. Youll change your heart. Its not going to turn out the way you th...

09 may 12

Quick joke!

Not the name for my as to yet be published dating memoirs, no. Q: Instead, what has eight legs, is an asshole and can make a 30 year old woman cry while driving on the freeway?! A: Fuck me, A FUCKING...

25 apr 12

30

Last August, I turned thirty. And you hear all this stuff about turning thirty and having some sort of "see the light" moment (not death, but clarity). Ive been thirty for seven months and I ...

27 mar 12

Adventures in Pill Popping

My aversion with pills started young. Its not that I cant swallow down my share (heh, heh, sick), but I  always choose not to. Advil for a headache only happens if the pain is horrifically blind...

09 mar 12

obsessed with emo music obviously, partic this tune.

06 mar 12

Im so angry. And crazy.

Remember that whole New Year resolution bullshit I spouted off? Remember how I said I was going to try to be a better person and not be so angry ALL THE TIME (especially in the car)? Yeah, its two mo...

23 feb 12

tunes.

February by ds4899 on Grooveshark  some of my faves on repeat these days.  xo d

21 feb 12

Had a bad Valentines Day?

Here is what you have earned the right to do! Skip the fucking gym Cry in the car Eat an entire large box of stupid conversation hearts (they have delicious new flavors, the greens are now apple and ...

15 feb 12

Interesting (not at all) ruminations on marriage....

...from a very bitter young woman.  Be it because I have a lot of friends who have been married in the past few years, or because I am fresh off the latest break-up (break down?) SIX DAYS BEFORE...

13 feb 12

when life happens.

I have been thinking a lot lately about relationships, how they mold you into the person you are as an adult, how you know so much more once they have run their course.  How they can make you in...

10 feb 12

Resolutions are for suckers

2011 was a very big year for me. I went to Asia for the first time on an incredible trip and came back a different person. I turned 30. I had a job opportunity literally fall into my lap that I could...

04 jan 12

2011 - Music

In my extreme boredom at work this week, I figured I would wrap up my year on this here blog (if anyone even reads it anymore. hello?) with a series of completely unimportant wrap ups on 2011. First ...

27 dec 11

Things that are...

...inappropriate for a 30  year old: Pitching a royal shit fit because you have a death cold and you worthless boyfriend wont stop playing Skyrim long enough to PAY ATTENTION TO YOU for FIVE MIN...

06 dec 11

yep.

"I used to feel so alone in the city. All those gazillions of people and then me, on the outside. Because how do you meet a new person? I was stunned by this for many years. And then I ...

10 nov 11

Gianvi is Making Me Cray-Cray

One of the joys of having a steady boyfriend that will have sex with you often (what, Trainwreck sometimes (always) turned me down...now we all question his sexuality. He also goes to gay bars by cho...

08 nov 11

What Ive been doing...instead of blogging

I have purchased shit I shouldnt own...like Prada heels. I wear them with dresses from Forever 31 because with $600 shoes, I cant really afford anything else. You would think that I cant afford food....

04 nov 11

new and improved! without cancer, but with something else far more revolting.

About a year ago (OK two years ago), I noticed a bump about the size of an eraser at the end of a pencil on my left arm. Weird? Yes. Cancerous? Potentially. Did I do anything about it? No, of course ...

22 sep 11

girl power

Two of my current, raging girl crushes. Sheryl Sandberg, COO, Facebook Sheryl Sandberg: Why we have too few women leaders | Video on TED.com because you cannot watch this 15 minute video and not feel...

15 sep 11

Summer in SF! Finally!

yes, ladies and gentlemen. while it is cooling down in other, more normal, parts of the world as we ease into Fall, here in the Bay Area it is heating up! our summer is about to begin and I cannot wa...

08 sep 11

Its All Happening!

I know, right, I am so fucking annoying. First I blog a ton like a normal human being, then I suck at it and dont blog like a normal human being, then I am all "hey! I am going to blog again!"...

02 sep 11

I Am Beautiful

Or something.See I try real, real hard to be a normal person. And it takes A LOT of beauty products to cover the hungover, pissed off, greasy Italian that I am. Its hard work, dammit.Up until this mo...

22 jul 11

The Two Month Itch

Wow. Has it really been two months since I last wrote on this godforsaken thing?! Scary how time flies when youre drunk all the time. Kidding. I dont drink nearly as much as I used to (close, but not...

12 jul 11

How To: Meet the Parents

Ive been dating someone for a few months now, and after meeting all of his friends, celebrating his birthday (a night which culminated with me running around a hotel room drunk in lingerie while he p...

18 may 11

Just to make you all vomit

You know he might be the one* when:You have dinner plans tonight and he knows youre coming straight from work and that parking in his neighborhood makes you want to run over puppies and infants befor...

26 apr 11

I am in love.

No, not with the bro Im dating. I mean, hes cool and cooks for me and puts out all the time, and given my questionable standards, one would think that would be enough. But no. I am in love with someo...

21 apr 11

oh, hey there. hi.

Wow. Isnt this fun? Isnt it fun to have a blog that is FOUR YEARS OLD and to suck at it? Isnt that just a hoot?!Look. I am tired. I am like in a relationship and am busy chinging and cuddling and coo...

16 apr 11

When You Become a Dude

I have gone over and over the dangers of what you become when you are single for too long. To recap, you will:talk to yourself openly in publicwander around your apartment at all hours doing nothingb...

01 apr 11

Bored yet...

..this happens to be one of the big questions I always want to ask whenever I actually:Go out on a real first date after meeting drunk.Meet a friend of a friend who is well aware of my usual antics.M...

17 mar 11

music, bro

Given my post below, I figured I would stop criticizing people that are mindlessly annoying and instead call myself out on things I say that probably drive people bat shit crazy.I understand that som...

04 mar 11

Stop Saying That

Let me start by stating for the record that I am not a violent person. I dont like confrontation and while I am small and scrappy, I dont like fighting. Ultimately, I am lazy, and if you are doing so...

03 mar 11

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