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The employee is restocking the guitars. Stupid Customer'Excuse me can I ask you a question?' Employee'Of course you can. It is what I am here for.' Stupid Customer'Do your guitars work like real...
Stupid Customer 'Hi. I need a threesis.' Employee 'Pardon, a what??' Stupid Customer'You know a threesis. It has other words that mean the same as the word you look up.' EmployeeOh right…do you...
Stupid Customer'How big are your pizzas?' Employee'They are 10 inch pizzas, sir.' Stupid Customer'Well how big is 10 inches?' Before the employee can answer the Stupid Customer's wife interrupts....
Stupid Customer phones up the pub, and the employee answers. Stupid customer'Hi, yeah I was just there at your pub a few minutes ago' Stupid Customer stops talking, and doesn't carry on his phone...
Stupid Customer(reads my name tag) 'Jade. That's a pretty name.' Employee'Thank you.' Stupid Customer'Where did you get it?'
The employees are experience a rush of popcorn orders, one employee is in the middle of the Stupid Customers order. Employee 'Okay, a medium popcorn is £*.**.' Stupid Customer hand's the employee...
The employee is restocking the restaurant toilets, when the Stupid Customer walks in. Employee 'I’m restocking this side with toilet paper, but that side’s all good to go.' Employee points to side...
Stupid Customer'Do you guys sell biscuits and gravy?' Employee'No sir, we only sell crepes and paninis here. I'm sorry' Stupid Customer'Okay, well can i have an omelet?' Employee'Oh, im sorry. we...
Employee '....okay can I take your address for delivery' Stupid Customer tells the employee her delivery address. Employee 'You said your apartment number was F, like Frank?' Stupid Customer 'No,...
Stupid Customer 'I'd like to get my tongue pierced.' Employee 'How old are you?' Stupid Customer '17. This is my mom.' (points at person next to her). Employee 'Okay I need IDs from both of you.'...
Stupid customer*shouting* 'Excuse me, the phone credit you just sold me has already been used!' Employee 'Right.. I wouldn't have thought that's possible' The employee only served the Stupid...
Stupid Customer 'I would like to buy one of these Wii things' Employee 'I'm sorry we don't have any in stock.' Stupid Customer 'But you're advertising them!' Employee 'Well no we have a huge...
Stupid Customer'I'm looking to buy a TV. What's the cheapest one you got?' Employee 'Looks like this 13-inch for £129.99.' Stupid Customer 'How big is that?' Employee'About thirteen inches.' Stupid...
The Stupid Customer’s total is £11.99, the Stupid Customer hands the employee £21. Employee 'Miss, this is £21, you’d just get the pound back. Did you mean to give me £22 for a ten back? Stupid...
Stupid Customer 'Do you have rooms available on Monday?' Employee 'What date?' Stupid Customer 'Monday!' Employee'No, what date?' Stupid Customer 'Jeez, the 11th.' Employee 'Of what month?' Stupid...
Stupid Customer approaches till with his fizzy drink for his child, and the employee proceeds to scan the bottle of fizzy drink. Stupid Customer'Can I scan this item through the till myself?...
Stupid Customer 'Do you have a picture book of dinosaurs?' Employee'Sure.' (They walk to the dinosaur books, employee shows him many books with various sketches and paintings of dinosaurs) Stupid...
Stupid Customer 'Are you still serving lunch?' Employee looks at the clock, that is displaying 10 past 4. Employee 'No, sorry. Lunch ends at 4 o clock' Stupid Customer 'Give me the lunch menu...
The Stupid Customer walks into the restaurant. Stupid Customer 'Hey, are you guys open?' Employee 'Well, are the lights on?' Stupid Customer'Um, yes.' Employee 'And was the front door open or...
Employee 'Hello!' Stupid Customer 'Hello! I had a really nice conversation with your brother yesterday, did he say anything about me?' Employee 'I'm sorry ma'm, this store is not family run. I only...
Stupid Customer 'Do you have any beef?' Employee'No sorry, we're a vegan restaurant' The Stupid Customer leaves to the back of the queue then comes back to the employee Stupid Customer'Do you have...
Stupid Customer'Do you use instant coffee or real coffee?' The employee instantly stares blankly at the Stupid Customer
Employee is putting the Stupid Customers items through the till, and gets to some chicken wings. The wings has a label for £2.00 when they are usually £5.98. Stupid Customer '£2.00 is a great price...
Employee notices a female customer shoving a few acne treatments into her purse. Employee 'Excuse me, miss. You’re going to have to pay for those.' Stupid Customer 'For what?' Employee 'For the...
Employee 'So, let me get this straight. You want your insurance website to look like the Walt Disney World site?' Stupid Customer'Yes, because the Walt Disney World site seems so happy and fun....
Stupid Customer 'Do you have any games for children?' Employee 'Certainly, what type of games are you looking for?' Stupid Customer 'Well, I don't know...' Employee 'Okay, so we have board games,...
Stupid Customer approaches the counter for some help with bras.EmployeeHow can I help?Stupid CustomerIm looking for 32HHEmployeeOk, is there any particular styles you wanted?Stupid...
The Stupid Customer approaches the counter with a packet of discounted rolls from the bakery section, the packet is clearly marked £1.99.Stupid CustomerAre these rolls £1.99?EmployeeYes...Stupid...
Stupid CustomerI want to return this pair of jeans. *Holds up Silver Mckenzie Light Wash jean* But Im going to exchange them for a new pair. These ones didnt fit me right.EmployeeOkay. *Notices...
Stupid CustomerId like to return this item.EmployeeOkay. *Asks for information for the return for the government*Could I have your postal code?Stupid Customer250EmployeeNo, your postal code.Stupid...
