Not me that’s for sure – so I used to get really annoyed when I used to buy wedding magazines and find them full of celebrity wedding ‘inspiration’. Most of the celebrity wedd...
We all love a bargain? Too friggin’ right I have a bathroom cabinet full of cosmetic samples, if I see a give away in a department store I’m the first in the queue. But giving stuff away ...
Only yesterday was a Conservative party member accusing her party leaders of being ‘arrogant posh boys’ who were out of touch with modern life and creating policies that didn’t serv...
Because I’m not all about being grrrrrrrr I wanted so share something with you. It’s a song about love……. not necessarily romantic but just the love you have for something tha...
Conventional wisdom says you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. Sheldon Cooper says ‘You can catch even more flies with manure’ Is this a publicists motto, if not it shoul...
Dear God, For years I have been under the impression that humans have been on a journey of evolution that has lasted a good few million years, however another school of thought has been brought to my...
After several weeks of wrangling with two different sets of site stats that tell me two entirely different things I can confirm that I’m pretty pissed off with the whole issue and I’m som...
Answer – see title. Samantha Brick you’re a twonk; lets all move on. Yup lazy blog post but succinct and to the point I think. Tomorrow why do bears shit in the woods.
The problem with alcohol is much the same problem as guns and drugs and many other bad things in the world, it’s not that they exist it’s how we use them. But hey that’s not news. I...
Ok so you probably know what I’m gonna say but hell I’m still gonna say it anyway……. Blog pimping is so f’ing annoying! Yes I know you want to drive traffic to your si...
Right I’m back because so many people out there are being stupid it’s made my ranty senses tingle. OK so some-things to consider when deciding whether to fill your tank up with petrol 1) ...
I remember reading a while back about this girl who got sacked because she updated her facebook status with ‘I’m bored’ whilst at work and then got the sack. Now this girl seem tota...
I have a habit of not taking life too seriously, I tend to make a joke out of a lot of stuff and this didn’t stop when I got married. I’m one of those people who feels uncomfortable at ov...
Today I have had to use up one days leave to first of all have someone stick a needle in my arm while I cried like a baby and secondly to wait in all afternoon for the boiler man to turn up (the very...
Cake would have less calories than celery and Watching TV would burn more calories than running a marathon.
When I started this blog it didn’t really have any kind of structure and was just a load of random thoughts on a screen. I think now it seems to have developed some sort of formula of ‘d...
We often have dress down days at work but I object to this idea and the last one we had I wore a fifties style swing dress and full petticoat as I don’t think dressing ‘down’ is ant...
They drive like assholes! Yesterday two Audi drivers nearly drove into my little Polo because they have no sense of lane discipline. On a dual carriageway you have to pick a lane you twonk. Not that ...
Yeah, yeah I know I’m a bit late to the party but I’ve been a bit busy with real life for ranting so my husband has been bearing the brunt of my rants over the last few weeks. He’s ...
The two things that have been mostly annoying me this week are:- Literary decimation – the Charles Dickens classic novel is called ‘A Christmas Carol’ not ‘Scrooge’! Wha...
there seem to be more guest rants than my own these days but I promise I’m working on some. A guest rant for anyone who works or has worked in a shop- this is for you. Enjoy. The world is full ...
Christmas shopping can be a bloody nightmare and in an effort to escape the throngs of idiots that seem to pack our streets many people have chosen to do their shopping online. Just a few clicks and ...
This is an anti-ranty post Please someone buy me this for Christmas Via: Think Geek
After my call to ranty action yesterday I’ve had a fab guest post from Emma. Now I don’t live in London but I have experienced the joys that are the London Underground, hot, cramped and f...
So what gets on your tits (or man boobs)? I wanna know if you have any ideas for future rants but can’t be arsed to write a post about it yourself. Post a comment below and if I falls into the ...
After a hard day at work all I want to do is veg out in front of the TV but during December my enjoyment of the brain rot box is severely impaired by the amount of shite adverts on TV. I honestly ca...
Once Christmas is over thoughts will often turn to summer holidays, we all need something to get us through those dark January days, but I can assure you one way I will never be spending my summer ho...
As some of you may know I have an interest in the wedding industry (see here for more details) and like most work places it generates frustrations. One of the biggest things that annoys me about wedd...
Motorways – if you don’t know how to drive on the motorway, is it not OK to drive at 50 mph in the middle lane. This will not keep you safe it will merely cause everyone else to hate you....
Dear USA, It has come to my attention that although you have been attempting to use the English language some things seem to have gotten lost in translation somewhere over the Atlantic. So I just wan...
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