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Texts From Bennett
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These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he’s a Crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet. He has no idea I do this blog. Yes, this is 100% real.
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Bennett the Salesman

Bennett the Salesman

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Texts From Bennett in NYC tonight!

Texts From Bennett creator/cousin Mac Lethal will be performing in NYC at Webster Hall tonight. All ages, doors at 6 pm.

20 may 12

Texts From Bennett: The Novel

I am officially writing/compiling the Texts From Bennett novel! It will be 99% new texts and several very hilarious, epic, stories about my Cousin Bennett. And a few surprises too! Gallery Books / Si...

18 may 12

Nerdy White Kid KILLS Gotye (You’re vs Your by Mac Lethal

Nerdy White Kid KILLS Gotye (You’re vs Your by Mac Lethal

16 may 12 1 person likes this

"Bennett and Mercedes have ended their relationship. However, Bennett already has a new girlfri...

“Bennett and Mercedes have ended their relationship. However, Bennett already has a new girlfriend. Her name is Crystal, aka “Pistol Crystal.””

12 may 12

Bennett cries during movies

Bennett cries during movies

27 apr 12

Bennett wishes he was a woman

Bennett wishes he was a woman

19 apr 12 3 people like this

"As you can see Bennett’s phone is back on."

“As you can see Bennett’s phone is back on.” - Mac

12 apr 12

Bennett is pro-life.

Bennett is pro-life.

12 apr 12

Bennett plays Mega Millions

Bennett plays Mega Millions

31 mar 12

Happy Birthday Bennett!

Happy Birthday Bennett!

30 mar 12

Bennett defies science

Bennett defies science

20 mar 12

Bennett Goes Shoplifting

Bennett Goes Shoplifting

16 mar 12

Bennett needs a babysitter

Bennett needs a babysitter

13 mar 12

Bennett on Joseph Kony pt 2 #stopkony

Bennett on Joseph Kony pt 2 #stopkony

09 mar 12

Bennett on Joseph Kony #stopkony

Bennett on Joseph Kony #stopkony

09 mar 12 1 person likes this

Legalize Bennett

Legalize Bennett

07 mar 12

Is it harder to be a man or a woman?

Is it harder to be a man or a woman?

02 mar 12

Bennett’s Ass Theory

Bennett’s Ass Theory

01 mar 12

Does this make Bennett racist?

Does this make Bennett racist?

29 feb 12

The iPhone App is up and perfect!

The iPhone app has been updated and is now bug-free! We also have tons of exclusive texts coming to the app soon. Check it out: http://bit.ly/wgbv2M

28 feb 12

iOS App

The iOS app has been updated and is now bug-free! We also have tons of exclusive texts coming to the app soon. Check it out: http://bit.ly/wgbv2M

28 feb 12

Bennett ends his friendship with Ray Ray

Bennett ends his friendship with Ray Ray

27 feb 12

I GOT A BLACK BELT IN BITCHES T-SHIRTOrder...

I GOT A BLACK BELT IN BITCHES T-SHIRTOrder here:http://www.bluecollardist ro.com/textsfrombennett/This is the last TFB t-shirt I am coming out with. I don’t want Bennett to get suspicious of the $ he ...

24 feb 12

Bennett Minaj

Bennett Minaj

24 feb 12 1 person likes this

Texts From Bennett is on Twitter!

Texts From Bennett is on Twitter!

22 feb 12

Bennett on strip club buffets

Bennett on strip club buffets

21 feb 12

Joe, Kevin, Nick and…Bennett?

Joe, Kevin, Nick and…Bennett?

14 feb 12

You’ll never get it, will you Bennett?

You’ll never get it, will you Bennett?

13 feb 12 1 person likes this

"How do chickin fingers get so big?? Thier hands are way smaller..i bet its really da chickens ...

““How do chickin fingers get so big?? Thier hands are way smaller..i bet its really da chickens penis and they lie for markiting”” - Bennett

07 feb 12

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