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Yesterday, one of my bests asked me if I did something just so I could blog it. (The activity was paying a large percentage of my cash-only payment in nickels and dimes in order to punish the cash-on...
Whats that? You want to hear me discussing the gender ambition gap? Im so glad you asked. I was just talking to Forbes about this the other day.Read what I had to say. Other people Forbes h...
"No, dont look at them; theyre not worth it.""I guess Italian men have their wife. And then they have their mistress.""Yeah, but its not your worst feature.""I wanna live ...
On my way to a karaoke event last Friday, I had this conversation with two of my closest friends: "Dont you think its weird that... our friends... like karaoke so much? I mean... normal people......
One of my roles at work is to compile a newsletter for our clients clients. One of the sections is a feature on a childrens book. The client sends us photographs of a child holding the featured book,...
I want to address the pressing question on everyones mind after last weeks post:"No seriously, whats with the shape of that exercise ball?"I have purchased three items as seen on TV:Nads...
Vicorrecty (n.)—A success or triumph based solely on being right and proving someone else wrong.
I know its been a while, guys. Working is hard, right?Please do your best or worst or what not:
Ive leased six months of my life to this apartment and have so far painlessly passed three and a half of those months here.A lot can happen in three and a half months. Its enough time to:Accidentally...
"Rollerblading is gonna be the ticket to these saddle bags going away and I tell you what, youre gonna be jealous then.""You paid a dollar!? Whatd you get for a dollar?""Is that h...
This week, a promoter for Five Hour Energy dropped off a large pile of samples at my office. Ill be honest—this stuff scares me.The packaging scares me.The concept scares me.The ingredients scar...
If a thuggy-gangster type passes me while Im out walking my dog, and says, "Damn, aint you just the cutest little girl. Mmmm-mmm cutest lil girl ever," should I a) be flattered that he called...
This is mine. Is this nepotism?
The Lady and the Siren tackle technology, cats wearing toast-helmuts, and celeb gossip in this weeks episode of Who Are We Kidding? Podcast Powered By PodbeanSpinny Wheel ThenSpinny Wh...
Well, big change on the horizon: I have accepted a very exciting position with a very exciting company where I will be paid… wait for it… to write!So it was markedly fitting that I do one last projec...
I love my mother’s story of Judy the spider monkey. It’s a story that radiates with joy and idiosyncrasy. So much so that when I tell it—with flamboyant dexterity, as if it were my own—peop...
"I am embarrassed about the things I say when I dont realize Im being recorded.""I think I just committed fraud with the state of Minnesota.""I feel guilty buying anything, like I...
Last Wednesday, I woke with a sore throat. Nah, I thought—Im just tired. Thursday morning brought a new symptom: runny nose. Nah, I thought—Im just really tired. Thursday afternoon brought more new s...
What is it about animals in casts? People in casts simply does not incite this sort of reaction.
This week, Who Are We Kidding? discusses how to be a good guest. The lady reveals her hidden accent talent and details a gripping story about this photo, while the Siren renames a clas...
Culture shock is one of those ambiguous, abstract terms that is difficult to grasp until you are deep in the belly of it. Growing up, family trips to Mexico offered a shield to the more advanced stag...
Your eyes do not deceive you. This is a real photograph of a real fox on a real slide and that is a real smile on that sly foxs face.In other words, FWAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGUUUHHHH!!!!! !
Fedorable (adj.)—a descriptive term to express the charm, delight, and cuteness of a small child wearing a hat
"Am I supposed to leave?""Khia doesnt like my sex jokes during the meeting.""My Summer-isms are never designed to make you look like a b*&%$y racist.""Alfred Hitchcock...
Youve been kept awake all week, wondering, What is a tube of cotton balls?Weve got some tips for how to treat yoself when youve got your eye on the prize...Take a listen: Podcast Powered By PodbeanP....
Im a big fan of Sarah (of Yes and Yes fame)s recent declaration of her ascent/descent (???) into mediocrity. She says, "Instead of trying to become awesome at things that Im good at, Im going to ...
Ive gotten some odd fortune cookies in my life. This might be the strangest:It came from the belly of a sweet crispy shell opened outside of Tucson, AZ.Last night, while leaving a popular Asian resta...
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