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No one hates twilight more than robert pattinson
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Seriously. That guy fucking hates this career choice.No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson, except maybe the girls who run this blog. Please, send anon hate if you want to be ridiculed.
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Oprah: Two weeks ago, Robert was named one of Time Magazine’s...

Oprah: Two weeks ago, Robert was named one of Time Magazine’s most influential people in the world, and one of the world’s most beautiful by People Magazine, which one meant the most to you? How can ...

30 mar 12

Oh, Rob. I’m so flattered. Sex with me IS that...

Oh, Rob. I’m so flattered. Sex with me IS that amazing. Happy Vamlumtimes Day to RPattz and all our lovelies! living-death: ROB: I think the connection in Twilight between death and sex, I think that...

14 feb 12

Thanks to iwillfollowalice for this collection of precious...

Thanks to iwillfollowalice for this collection of precious rpattz gems. kalins: A mix of Robert’s Twilight commentary.

10 feb 12

whats the url for your personal blog?

Katie’s is dontstartlethewitch.tumblr.com Kayla’s is ricketyleftleg.tumblr.com

03 feb 12

APOLOGIES

Hi my lovelies. So many apologies for the Parks and Rec stuff (even though they were hilarious). My friend was on my computer and didn’t realize that I was logged into this account. Sorry sorry sorr...

03 feb 12

That is some truly classic hatred, right there.

That is some truly classic hatred, right there.

03 feb 12

Why are you suddenly reblogging so much Parks & Rec?

Because Kayla forgets she’s not logged into her personal tumblr. That’s why.

03 feb 12

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03 feb 12

Makes me laugh every damn time. I think we may have posted this...

Makes me laugh every damn time. I think we may have posted this before, but I honestly don’t care.

30 jan 12

Robert Pattinson endorses mayhem. Whether this is a subtle...

Robert Pattinson endorses mayhem. Whether this is a subtle “please trample me” deathwish or simply the fact that this man is a CHAMPION FOR MADNESS, the world may never know.

28 jan 12

And you look like a hobo.

And you look like a hobo.

24 jan 12

Alright guys. We hope that we’ve endeared Robert Pattinson...

Alright guys. We hope that we’ve endeared Robert Pattinson to you enough that we can post some of the absolutely ridiculous, not necessarily self-loathing loaded shit he says. Because there is a LOT ...

22 jan 12

Honestly could not come up with anything funnier than...

Honestly could not come up with anything funnier than what’s already been said by the hobo himself. rpattz

20 jan 12

BLACKOUT.

Hey guys. We’re blacking out Robert Pattinson Hates His Life for the day to protest the SOPA and PIPA bills. While we don’t expect you to do the same (unless you want to, in which case GO FOR IT), we...

18 jan 12

do you realize how annoying it is that you post how much you love your followers and update about h...

we don’t love you.

16 jan 12

The character thousands of fangirls across the country are...

The character thousands of fangirls across the country are obsessed with? Probably an axe murderer. What I love most about this isn’t the intrinsic loathing of the awkwardly perfect character he pla...

14 jan 12

Not only can this boy derp like no other, but in a miniature act...

Not only can this boy derp like no other, but in a miniature act of rebellion (or perhaps not, but we like to think it is) Rob has SHAVED OFF his Edward Cullen bouffant but KEPT the hideous hobo scru...

12 jan 12

Everyone is more excited about it than you are, dear.

Everyone is more excited about it than you are, dear.

11 jan 12

Really frees you up?Is it because babies can’t judge you,...

Really frees you up? Is it because babies can’t judge you, Rob?

08 jan 12

ACTING: IT’S NOT JUST AN ART FORM ANYMORE. I can only...

ACTING: IT’S NOT JUST AN ART FORM ANYMORE. I can only hope this is actually true (its likely not, but Rpattz’s word is gold and we’re sticking with it) because it means that being Edward takes NO EF...

08 jan 12

could you post a link or something to where we can watch the commentated version of the twilight mo...

Hey followers, wanna help us out here? Anyone got a link to the Twilight Saga movies WITH Rpattz’s commentary?

08 jan 12

Hey guys.

This post is not content! GASP. SHOCK. AWE. I just wanted to ask y’all if there’s something to this ‘Fan Mail’ thing that we are missing. Because it just seems to me like another system of messaging...

07 jan 12

The only thing better than Robbert Pattinson doing commentary on...

The only thing better than Robbert Pattinson doing commentary on the Twilight films is Robert Pattinson doing commentary on the Twilight films while intoxicated. Whether or not he is actually drunk i...

06 jan 12

OH DEAR.

There are THREE THOUSAND of you. YIKES.

05 jan 12

"The people who don’t like it are generally people who haven’t seen it. They’re all..."

“The people who don’t like it are generally people who haven’t seen it. They’re all like judgmental and stuff. Cynical people. But I’m a judgmental and cynical person, who would just hate it without ...

05 jan 12

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