Side effect of studying to much:A guy went to a Resturant,he wanted to see the menu,but he forgotwhat it is called:he asked waiter,Syllabus lana zara..!!!
usko mere wadon par aitwaar thadil me uske bhi pyar tha,chhod diya usne beech safar me mera haathshayed kinare pe use kisi or ka intezar tha........
Petrol pricePAKISTAN ; ; RS.26/LitBANGLADESH ; RS.22/LitCUBA ; ; &...
"DIFFERENCE"When two girls wearing sameT-shirt...RESPONCE-THAT BITCH COPIEC MY STYLE....when two boys wearing sameT- shirt..RESPONCE-Arre MERA BHAAI...
SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari hame lgti h ye rasam badi hi pyri,ye SMS mlte hi ek SMS bhej dena,qki hame bilkul pasnd nahi hai Udhari
Exam + Rawdy Rathore ""Jo Mai Padhta Hu Wo Mai Likhta Hu,orJo Mai Nai Padhta HuWo Mai"Definetly"Likhta Hu..
Santa-wife ko Begam kyu kehte hai?Banta-kyunki shaddi ke baad sare Gam to husband ke hissey Mein aate hain aur wife Be-gam Jati hai,,"
Policeman to santa. Sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga. .....Santa-Oji chori maine ki hay aap ku chaddi utaro ge..
Beti-- Mom, hes just A friend! Maa-- humne duniya dekhi hai beta!!!2 litre PETROL jalaake ghar aanewala just friend nahi hota!! :D :P
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla rha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-"Bhaisahab,aap start nahi ho rhe to dhakka lagau"
ALLAH FARMATA HAI KE TUM UN LOGO KI TARAH NA HOJANA JO EK DUSRE SE JUDA HO GAYE AUR IKHTILAF KRNE LAGE.
Whats the difference between men and women? Women must play hard to get, men must get hard to play!
Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai,gadi hai, bank loker hai,Kya hai tumhare pass ?Johny Leaver: Mere passin sabki chabi hai !!
Im so famous that , when i go to Mall......Door opens itself -We cant bcum wat we need 2 be by remaining wat we are
Evergreen quote told by jerry in d cartoon.. "A person who irritates u always is the one who loves u very much but fails to Express it...
KRISHNA neRADHA se pucha-Ek aisi jagah bataoJaha main nahi Hu..RADHA ne Muskurake Kaha..."BAS MERE NASEEB ME"
Maine Comment Q Kiya?;>-Mujse ChattingKarogi?:|-Hum Block Ho Chuke Sanam;-FaceBooK NeBana Di Jodi.
"If u hav fallen in luv wid 2 people,pick d second one,bcoz ....if u truly lovd d first u wudnt hav fallen for d second
Santa ka school me 7th new admision huwa Tcher-Batao Sachin Tendulkar kon he?Santa -Humko kya pata hum To school me naya he..
BOYS means-:B-Badmasiyon me sabse aageO-ollu ki tarah raat me jaagnaY-yaari nibhate jaan de denaS-sarif sirf mummy papa ke samne!!!!!
Pati-Ye kya,tum 1 or suit le ayi? Abi prso hi to.. Biwi-gusse mekya kaha? Kya parso kya?BoloPati-Nhi parso B 1 hi layi thi, aj 2 le ati.
Best Quote Ever Written:"Dear Heart,Fall In Love When You Are Ready,Not When You Are Lonely..!!
Teacher- why u r 30min late ?Studnt- I am nt late, actuly I came early for next period..!
War is better than Love bcozat the end of War u either Liveor Diebutat d end of Love,u neither Live nor Die
Arz kiya hai.. Dena h DIL Daan me..Wah WahGour farmaiyega..Dena h DIL Daan me..Hain koi mast ladki aapki Jaan-Pehchaan mein??;)
Wish All Your Enemies A Long Life,......So That,They Can See You Succeed In Life
एक लड़की थी दीवानी सी ,SUBJECT पर वो मरती थी ,BOOKS उठाकर ,चश्मा लगाकर ,LIBRARY से गुजरती थी ,कुछ पढ़ना था शायद उसको, न जाने...
UnKi YaDo Ko HmNe SuFiYaNa RaKHaApNe DiLMeUnKa AasHiYaNa RaKHaJiTNi BaR HmNeUnSe MiLNe KosHisH KiUsNe HaR BaaR1 NaYa BaHaNa RaKHa.
Hum Zindgi Ki Bheed me itnE khO Gye Pata hI nhI chala kab....Tamatar 40 Rupye KiL0 ho Gaye!(,(/ Ruk Bhai<(( 35 Laga Le/ [
Meri Nazar Ki TALAASHHai Wo,Maine Jo Chaha Wo PYARHai Wo,Wo Hai To Duniya Hai Meri,Kaise Kahu Ki SIRF Pyar NhiMeri JAAN Hai Wo.
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