Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna dont have one, and the Pope has one but doesnt use it. Everyone always spells my last name wrong.
The REAL reason the wolrd is ending in 2012. Man 1: "Dude, whats with all the Nerf guns?" Man 2: "Im stocking up for the zombie apocalpyse."
Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she ...
1. The biggest casino in the world for people of Main Street (bigger than Las Vegas). 2. A term used to describe the area for Day Traders in downtown New York, where people buy and sell mostly for em...
1. Having no intention of following thru on a date or promise2. A sarcastic way of accepting a date.3. Accepting a date only to mock the requester. Raul: Hi Jess, will you go to Hooters with me on Fr...
The terrible feeling you get the day you have to go back to work after more than two days off due to a holiday. I went back to work after Christmas weekend with Holiday Hangover.
Used as an exaggeration for a time period between something that just happened and the last time that same thing happened. Matt: Ill beat you at ping pong again, like I did last time. Caleb: Matt the...
An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking. Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rank...
A shortened version of super. Can be used in any situation. Jeremy-"Dude we just got a three foot bong." Andrew-"What?!? thats supes legit!" or Taylor-"Hey mann were playin p...
Noun. A computer virus contracted due to unprotected intimacy with web sites of ill repute. Note- Mac users are largely immune to the E-Clap. I went to www.analsluts.com even though Norton told me no...
An old laptop or desktop computer used soley for downloading shady porn and illegal music so as not to lose anythign important if and when it gets hit with a nasty virus. Yo Giselle why you got two c...
used to describe a relationship with an ex-significant other that still involves occasional sex. they broke up a while ago, but they still hook up. theyre totally on sleeping terms.
A growing collection of video games that have yet to be opened and played, likely due to the fact that so many good games come out and the owner simply cannot keep up.This is most commonly an issue f...
The practice of converting waste materials into products of greater value. By upcycling, the contractor took a junked Boeing 747 and created a home for a client.
An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.
Hell Yeah Fuckin Right, a song of Drakes album Take Care raj: dude, drake is raw as hellbob: hyfr
A game played at either a meal or in a group setting.When at a meal, and everyone is on their phones, grab them and stack them face down in the center of the table. First to pick up their phone, pays...
A date with someone youve met over the internet; its not quite a blind date because youve seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone. I have a cyclops date tonight a...
Someone who has had a lack of sleep, resulting in dark circles under their eyes. Someone who, as a result of too much marajuana, has dark circles under their eyes 1. James was so tired, after only 2h...
When you havent had too much to drink the night before, and instead of ruining your morning, the restful sleep makes you feel better than normal when you wake up. Yeah I just had 2 beers last night a...
when ones spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate. I love it when my wife is the first one up...
A respectful term for a parent (maternal), the supplement to pops "Chris clean yo got damn room mother fucker"-Mother"Quit sweatin me moms!"-Chris
To smellucinate - to imagine a smell that isnt actually there, as if to hallucinate. To experience a smellucination. "I thought I could smell weed, but it seems I was just smellucinating". ...
When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports. Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didnt wash after ...
A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashians highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days. Listed as one of the up-and-coming words of 2012. Ill see you in a ...
What straight couples have legally and commonly dont want, and what gay couples dont have legally and commonly want. Irony in the first degree.
Politically correct way of saying that you look like shit. Showed up real early at a swim meet the other day, this guy says, "you look tired". What he meant to say was, "you look like ...
1) malapropism for intents and purposes2) seriously determined and focused aquatic mammals, dangerous to sharks For all intensive porpoises, whiskey and vodka will both mess you up in a similar manne...
the 6th of May - a special holiday, devoted to nursing hangovers and otherwise dealing with the consequences of Cinco de Mayo Tom: "Hey Dave, why didnt you show up for work yesterday?" Dave...
The constant stream of tears you produce when youre extremely tired and need some sleep. I knew that I really needed to go to bed because of all of my tired tears.
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