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"I’m just making this stuff up"

“I’m just making this stuff up”

24 may 12

"I get that."

“I get that.”

24 may 12

"I’m gonna plow through the presentation to get to the money slide."

“I’m gonna plow through the presentation to get to the money slide.”

24 may 12

"Let’s call it more of a working session than a presentation"

“Let’s call it more of a working session than a presentation”

24 may 12

"I’m trying to be solution-oriented here…"

“I’m trying to be solution-oriented here…”

24 may 12

"I’m just spit-balling here."

“I’m just spit-balling here.”

20 apr 12

"You tell me."

““You tell me.””

09 apr 12

"my knowledge base tells me that we should be able to do that"

“my knowledge base tells me that we should be able to do that”

28 mar 12

"We have to synergize these paradigms"

“We have to synergize these paradigms”

26 mar 12

"PDF that bitch; put the reco upfront."

“PDF that bitch; put the reco upfront.”

21 mar 12

"Do we know what the best practices for this are?"

“Do we know what the best practices for this are?”

21 mar 12

"We could just blow that out and scale it up"

“We could just blow that out and scale it up”

21 mar 12

"I don’t have the bandwidth for this right now."

““I don’t have the bandwidth for this right now.””

21 mar 12

"We’re at the starting line, and the gun just went off."

“We’re at the starting line, and the gun just went off.”

21 mar 12

"Teamwork makes the dream work!"

“Teamwork makes the dream work!”

07 mar 12

"I’m just getting some ducks in a row"

“I’m just getting some ducks in a row”

02 mar 12

"Clear as mud?"

“Clear as mud?”

02 mar 12

"I will take it to tribal council with me tomorrow"

“I will take it to tribal council with me tomorrow”

29 feb 12

"Now we’re cooking with spice"

“Now we’re cooking with spice”

29 feb 12

"Hey good idea, can you remind me later?"

““Hey good idea, can you remind me later?””

22 feb 12

"Let’s shoot for a hard stop"

“Let’s shoot for a hard stop”

17 feb 12

"I get it, I just don’t GET it…"

“I get it, I just don’t GET it…”

14 feb 12

"There are too many cooks in the kitchen, we need to circle back and regroup next week…"

“There are too many cooks in the kitchen, we need to circle back and regroup next week…”

14 feb 12

"I need to vet this internally before we move forward."

“I need to vet this internally before we move forward.”

14 feb 12

"We have to pick our battles."

““We have to pick our battles.””

10 feb 12

"Let’s work on our slides separately and marry the decks together on Monday."

“Let’s work on our slides separately and marry the decks together on Monday.”

10 feb 12

"Oh, I’m sorry, I see you are having lunch, but…"

“Oh, I’m sorry, I see you are having lunch, but…”

10 feb 12

"I’m definitely gonna go to bat for you on this"

““I’m definitely gonna go to bat for you on this””

10 feb 12

"We probably shouldn’t switch horses mid-stream…"

“We probably shouldn’t switch horses mid-stream…”

30 jan 12

"let’s saddle in"

“let’s saddle in”

30 jan 12

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