1. Target puts things like Glade scented oils under "household essentials," but $4.29 could pretty much buy me a bottle and a half of wine. So it just makes more sense to me right now to keep...
If I were not myself but a version of me as a character on the gripping yet newly canceled NBC drama Awake, I would be Detective Michael Britten, in every single episode where he questions what is re...
If you lived in an area where blue skies and sunshine were far outnumbered by the color grey and rain, and it were the eve of Memorial Day weekend, and you looked out your window and saw this, while ...
Today I did not take a photo from my toilet. Ive never done that on any other day either, but today I thought about it and decided not to go through with it. What youd see, if I had taken a photo fro...
My computer and I have been known to spend an awful lot of time shopping together. We almost never buy anything since Ive become hooked on better thrift prices, but window shopping at big-name retail...
Im not used to them turning out looking like friends.
Im wearing a thrifted angora sweater, a thrifted wool skirt, and Bandolino pumps. The living room floor is wearing me, in an earnest state of posture. I tried very hard to show you the shallow dip on...
If I were not myself right now but a version of me as a character on the deflating NBC comedy The Office, I would be Andy, seasons 3 & 8, when he completely loses his cool and punches a wall. Exc...
My left leg won’t stop twitching. It’s just my calf, actually, my left calf, that seems to be trying to send me urgent messages in Morse twitch code. I’m pretty sure all it’s saying is “tell the Inte...
The thing that sets this thrift store apart from the others in town is that its very close to my house. I go there more often than the rest because its within walking distance. Ive never walked there...
One of the reasons my computer and I are so happy together is that we complement each others strengths and weaknesses. When it comes to baking, for example, my computer is the brains of the operation...
Im wearing a thrifted wool coat, an old Roxy sweater hoodie, an old Loft dress, and MIA boots. The living room floor is wearing me, in a state of early morning delirium. Is it really Monday? Will the...
I didnt do very much. It was a no-class day, so I didnt have to go to campus. Definitely shouldve gone to the library. I finalized my schedule, finally. Finally finalized, yes. I went to the grocery ...
I think a lot about the outside on the inside.
Yes, thats right, you guessed it--Im on my period! For the past few days the miracle of bloat has been growing inside me, and I couldnt be more thrilled to share it with you all. My body has experien...
If I were not myself but a version of me as a character on the ABC hit comedy Modern Family, I would be the Dunphys son Luke, when he geniunely and adorably overlaughs at his parents jokes. Except ri...
Always leave your keys behind. Lock them in your car, or inside your office, and get as far away as you can before realizing you dont have them. Only use your expensive umbrella once before you lose ...
Make your cup of coffee. Be caught off guard suddenly out of the corner of your eye by the visible heat rising from the mug and think to yourself (probably because you are half asleep and have not ye...
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