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White Girl Problems
www.babewalker.com
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Babe Walker's White Girl Problems chronicles the mis-adventures of Babe Walker: A painstakingly manicured “white girl” who has an expensive smoothie habit, a proclivity for Louboutins and a minor rage issue. -I hate my horse. #whitegirlproblems -Every Job I’ve ever had is the worst job I’ve ever had. #whitegirlproblems -Does anyone remember what pizza tastes like? #whitegirlproblems
#2867 in All , #22 in Humor

What’s In My Birkin

I can’t tell you how many emails I’ve gotten since I started this blog, asking me what exactly I carry in my Birkin. I’d love to say that it’s none of you psychos’ busin...

1 h ago

Diet Babe: Le Salade De Summer

It’s time to get real with our bodies. Look at your body right in its little body face and tell it that you’re over all the bullshit, you’re tired of not fitting into your fave basic Helmut Lang tees...

4 h ago

Ask Babe: The Kate Debate

Dear Babe, Why isn’t everybody Kate Moss? Love, A*****   Dear Not A Super Model, As you can see from the above image, I had this huge photo print of Kate installed in the lobby of my dad&#...

12 h ago

Anton Newcombe Gallery

1 day ago

Babe Walker x Barneys

Hola, psychos. (That’s Spanish for “Hello, psychos.”) I teamed up with Barneys, the Mecca of all things chic, and selected some key pieces that I feel are essential for a weekend in...

1 day ago

Ask Babe: Eyes Wide Slut

Dearest Babe, I have this college party coming up, and it’s well, a costume party. I usually know how to be chic/well dressed/slutty, but this time, I also wanted something super creative! I ki...

1 day ago

This!

The most important thing to remember is that injectables don’t count as plastic surgery. The second most important thing to remember is that even fashion people have a sense of humor. Ladies an...

1 day ago

You’re A Babe: Francesca Eastwood

About a year ago, I was at a birthday party in the Hollywood Hills. The party itself was whatever. I was on mushrooms, so I opted to spend the majority of the party floating calmly in the pool while ...

2 days ago

Ask Babe: The Silent (Dead) Treatment

Dear Babe, My ex and I have been broken up since December (he moved to a different city and couldn’t do “distance,” even though it wasn’t that far) Blah, blah, blah I forgave ...

2 days ago

Things I Do Not Accept: Gym Edition

When my yoga instructor is at a retreat or on set somewhere with another client, and when my trainer can’t make it to our session at my home gym because his son has a recital or whatever, I am forced...

3 days ago

Ask Babe: Not Jealous?

Dear Babe, My sister and I are basically obsessed with you and think you are totally hilarious. We follow your regimes religiously and have taken to saying “chic” on the regular. However ...

3 days ago 1 person likes this

Art Babe: Tadao Cern

So I met this artist/weirdo/genius at a Memorial Day barbecue last night. He was trying to explain to me what type of “art” he made and I really, really wasn’t getting it. This was ...

4 days ago

Dick Day

Today, I decided I would be a man for the day. From the moment I got out of bed this morning, I’ve been talking like a man, walking like a man, and I even went to the J. Crew at The Grove and b...

5 days ago

Sunday Prayers With Babe Walker

This weekend, in honor of Memorial Day, let us take a few moments to honor the memory of those who have fallen from grace in the looks department: Aging Rock Stars. As you can see above, Axl Rose of ...

5 days ago

Ask Babe: Quick Fire

Dear Babe, I have had a revelation while studying for my French final (80 mg of Aderall into a kale smoothie). I’ve decided to file everyone in my life as chic/not chic and even though I’...

6 days ago 1 person likes this

The Saga Of My Malibu Dream House

It’s no secret that I still live at home with my dad and Mabinty and our chef. You would too if you were me, but you’re not, so I don’t expect you to understand my life choices. How...

26 may 12

Ask Babe: A Brow Story

Dearest Babe, I am ashamed to admit this, but I’ve always had a unibrow. Is there any way to make this “chic?” Love, J****   Dear Frida Kahlo, No. Unibrows have never been chic and they ne...

25 may 12

Party Babe: Chandon x SPiN NYC

I love late spring in NY because it’s the beginning of rooftop-parties-and-barbecues- with-lots-of-19-year-old-model /skaters-season. To my dismay, the weather this year has been rude and tempera...

25 may 12

Oldspiration

Guess what? I’m fucking sick of people saying that it’s common knowledge that women tend to age less gracefully than men. In addition to being one of the rudest statements of all time, it...

24 may 12

Ask Babe: Sue Me

Dear Babe, My ex bf wrote a raunchy short story about me that’s now getting published. Even though he didn’t use my name can I still sue him? Best, G****   Dear Scorned Psycho #367, ...

24 may 12

Party Babe: G-Star RAW Women’s Night

Hello, lady psychos. I’m hosting a party tomorrow night at the G-Star RAW clothing store on Rodeo Drive. Saying it’s going to be chic is an understatement. There will be drinks (yum) food...

24 may 12

Recovering.

Ever since Mischa Barton’s “modeling” video assaulted my brain, I’ve been self-medicating and trying to get back to normal. By “self-medicating” I mean I’m d...

23 may 12 2 people like this

Ask Babe: Not A Good Idea

Babe, How old is too old when talking about men? Considering that I’m in college and he’s out of college? Too old? I’m a freshman btw and he has a girlfriend that is out of college ...

23 may 12

How To Speak Fluent Pastel

First there was neon, now there’s pastel. The next shade-palette du jour will probably be fifty shades of grey or some shit. Whatever, we all know that neon has been deceased ever since I declared it...

23 may 12

Where Do I Go From Here?

Everything was going well for me today. I was enjoying a perfectly safe morning, my barley tea was an appropriate 190F, my breakfast of three almonds was just enough sustenance to get me through my r...

22 may 12 1 person likes this

Ask Babe: Lazy Susan

Dear Babe, I recently made the decision to take the entire summer off (no school/no work) but I’m generally a workaholic and now I’m starting to feel guilty/irrelevant. Should I take up y...

22 may 12 1 person likes this

Congratufuckingla tions To The Formerly Fat Kelly Clarkson

Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic. What I mean is, if you’re a drunk, even if you get sober, you will always be considered an ‘alcoholic.’ I feel the same way about fat people....

22 may 12

An Open Letter To Rihanna “The Actress”

Dear Rih Rih, I’m sorry that your big debut flopped at the Box Office this weekend. I heard that you previously flirted with acting a few years ago in the 19th sequel to Bring it On, but let...

21 may 12

Ask Babe: Spit Or Swallow

Babe, Recently, while playing a game of never-have-I-ever with my friends (girls and boys) we discovered that only 50% of us swallow after giving a blow job. What. It’s completely un-chic to no...

21 may 12 2 people like this

Sunday Prayers With Babe Walker

Apparently, this past week, my publisher decided to release the Audiobook version of my memoir White Girl Problems. It’s really a shame that I was unable to record it myself. I was missing/bein...

20 may 12

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