I’m trying not to think about work too much at the moment, which is why I haven’t been writing much. I moved back to my old club a few months ago cause my old injury just wasn’t cop...
I usually like to keep my blog to words. About myself. Me, me, me, me, me. i.e. please ‘like’ me Facebook page, me thinks me needs more likes so me feels more popular. And I don’t g...
Today I was out and about and noticed lots of cop cars and an ambulance outside a house near the park. I’m not an accident perve. I didn’t whip my binoculars out for a look and so I remai...
Over the years I’ve noticed that people think the life of a stripper is shimmering with ‘here today, gone tomorrow’ glamour and lashings of debaucherous activities. The goggles of t...
One night I was walking from backstage to the bar when I felt something hit me in the vagina. My first thought was that somebody had thrown something at me. I quickly glanced around, not wanting to s...
shell-shocked or shell·shocked (shlshkt) adj. 1. Suffering from shell shock. 2. Stunned, distressed, or exhausted from a prolonged trauma or an unexpected difficulty. The American Heritage® Dictionar...
Feeling sorry for self. Day time. It’s a beautiful sunny day outside and I’m indoors with a nose that’s running clear snot like a tap, man voice, explosive headache, no company and ...
Sometimes I get home from work and feel completely demoralised. Tonight is one of those. I guess 3 quiet nights in a row is enough to take the jam outta your donut. I’m also still trying to ge...
I have a regular customer who is more of a friend these days. I’ve known him for five and a half years and I never would have thought that I could develop a relationship like this with someone ...
Working at strip clubs, it never ceases to amaze me what can be construed as an invitation. Leaning forward and looking into a guy’s eyes is obviously asking for a kiss. To me, it’s tryin...
As offensive as the word ‘fat’ is to the average girl, so too is the word ‘free’ to a stripper. Upon offering one’s services as a tres exoticus perfectus dancer to a guy...
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