Justin Timberlakes main heartmate Andy Samberg tells The New York Times what all of us have already known. Andy has picked up his dick in the box and sashayed out the Studio 8H exit door right behind...
And no, she didnt come out in that picture by making the scissor sign. Keep waiting (or dont), bitches. When Queen Latifah performed at Long Beach Pride and told the audience that shes happy to be wi...
The Duck Hunt Dog! More like the Duck Cunt Dog. This bitch right here was as bold as bold can be and every kid who grew up playing Duck Hunt on NES probably learned how to hate by getting laughe...
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I think Im the only one who didnt know that Steve Madden is an actual person and not just some random name a huge corporation came up with for their shoe line. I honestly didnt know this. But this is...
YAAASS! Madges Vadge makes its comeback in Israel. And I dont think thats a camel toe. Thats the mouth of one of the souls she ate trying to get out - Daily Mail Dont you just want to scrub the dead ...
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Heres Gary Busey having a beautiful moment with an ice cream cone in Malibu yesterday and Im surprised at the restraint his ass is showing. With those surf board teefs, he could destroy that ice crea...
It seems like the weeks leading up to last nights episode of Dont Be Turdy For The Wedding, Bravo promoted that mess like it was its Who Shot JR Moment? or like they were going to tell us if Michael ...
Brian McKnight is back and hes still using his dirty tongue to flick off musical lyrics about all the ways he can get you off. If it wasnt for Professor McPussyWhisperer, you wouldnt know about femal...
Before Jessica Simpson gave birth to an adorable human check worth $800,000, she told Ryan Seacrest that her pieces peen always has amniotic fluid dripping off of it because they were having them som...
Youd think that since Justin Bieber is a communion wafer with hair who can walk on water, hed be able to walk through glass too. But that shit aint so. The Lesbeaver isnt the Canadian Jesus, but he m...
If a movie poster doesnt look like it should be printed on 3x4 glossy card stock and passed out by a twink in a sleeveless shirt in front of Mickys on Santa Monica Blvd., we dont need it! The Magic M...
As night fell over the land, a figure emerged. He licked his lips, adjusted the lace front on his Vinnie Barbarino wig, and started whistling "I Feel Pretty." Xenu be damned, John Travolta kn...
Murkin the dog! Not only does Murkin have the same name as a crotch wig, but he also has to deal with a needy pussy who is all up on him all the time. The feral cats name is Thomas O’Malley Flufferpa...
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Health warning signs have gone up all up and down the Jersey Shore, which could mean only one thing: the taint warts of MTV (and thats saying a lot) are back and have started shooting their mess of a...
Avengers Assemble (or whatever they say in that shit)! The Avengers should bring a few extra shields (and a few whipped cream-less sundaes) this time, because I bet they didnt know that Loki can shoo...
Heather Bormann, the party bus driver who accused Matthew Fox of one two punching her in the poon and titty area mysteriously withdrew her case against him back in April. And were hearing about it ju...
Charlize Theron is wearing a dress that looks like a peen sheath made from the night sky. In other words, Im into it - ICYDK Laineys take on the Zhang Ziyi prostitution whore scandal has turned my #g...
Some people are running from this video to the holy water eye wash since this is some alien hatching shit to them, but not me. After reading about zombies nom nom nom-ing on faces, the Canadian Jeffr...
Honey Boo Boo Chile, the go-go juice-guzzling breakout star of Toddlers & Tiaras, is getting her very own reality show produced by the same Lucifers of minions who put her on TLC (The Traumatizin...
Just like Alicia Silverstone and Dr. Blossom, Alanis Morrissette is raising her 17-month-old son, Ever, the attachment parenting way and talked to Good Morning America (click here to see that shit) a...
Above is a video of hundreds of Norwegian girls sounding like a flock of seagulls fighting over a piece of rotten lutefisk (yes, thats a metaphor for all of this) while chasing after a van carrying T...
To quote the wise philosopher Bonnie Brindle: "No-nuh-nuh-no-no-nooooooo oo!" A huge gaping, gash is scraped into the heart of humanity when useless pieces of throwaway trash like the Kardashi...
Its been nearly a year since failed gold digger Crystal Harris left Hugh Hefner waiting in his Hoveround at the altar, sold her engagement ring for $90k and told Howard Stern that riding Hefs tequila...
This hamster deserves HSOTD today for one of the following reasons: 1. This hamster is a highly-trained thespian who knows that when a human points a finger gun at him before making that "PEWT...
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UsWeekly says that Danny Tanners daughter turned serious businesstroll Mary-Kate Olsen is humping on a fancy French dude who is 17 years old than her. As youre reading this right now, MKO is doing a ...
In case youve been looking for a picture to tattoo on one of your ovaries, heres a picture of Theseus son, ASkars, holding a tiny baby lamb in Bullett magazine. Yes, that baby lamb looks smug, but Id...
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