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Great now we have to go back to the office supplies section of Walgreens. Another Saturday WASTED. Submitted by: Unknown
In obvious but related news, the camera is only recording this because the people recording were responsible. Just a crazy theory of mine.
I even slipped him a cyanide capsule! Submitted by: UnknownVia: XKCD
I find this to be humerus. OK so that was bad, but you can’t patella me what to do. Submitted by: Unknown
Dammit the Alumni Association is going to be hitting me up for money nonstop now. Submitted by: Unknown
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OK so Google told me I have incurable throat cancer when I asked it why my allergies are acting up; I may need to consult an actual person now. Submitted by: Unknown
I’m starting to think the job market might not be great right now. Submitted by: Unknown
We may be in trouble if the people responsible for the Scripps National Spelling Bee can’t spell. Submitted by: Unknown
Are you trying to tell me that there are no famed symbologists running around solving elaborate crimes related to the Catholic Church? NO. WAY. Submitted by: Unknown
You must take the “F” to Mt. Doom and drop it in the fire! Submitted by: Unknown
GIVE IT BACK PLEASE. Submitted by: Unknown
Get your act together, Mars! Submitted by: Unknown
Maybe the poor kid was just having a really bad day. Submitted by: Unknown
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Pretty soon you’ll be freebasing hard drugs under an overpass with the other people who lost their pens. Submitted by: bloedertje
We’d also be melted into human flesh puddles by the whole “two sun” thing, but we don’t need to talk about that. Submitted by: Unknown
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Godzilla is out there, probably hiding somewhere outside of Tokyo. Submitted by: Unknown
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