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M: “Can you call my phone? I can’t find it…Oh here it is, it was on vibrate.” F: “I bet it was. You’re the only chick I know whose phone runs on D batteries.”
Whaaat? Who are we kidding, beard season lasts all year long. BUT, it IS time for the Second Annual East Coast Beard and Mustache Championships! And, once again G&G will be repping hard at the...
I will never be “asking for it,” regardless of my skirt length.
“I don’t think I could work for PPA, I’m too cool. They’d be like, ‘Your ticket quota’s down.’ ‘Oh, I don’t know man, I mean everyone’s just parking perfect today.’” -Mike G.
Listen, I’ll freely admit that I get a little too wrapped up in TV shows. Especially the oldie but goodies, because, as they say, “they just don’t make them like they used to.” Over the last year...
Customer: “I didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but you’re a Temple Journalism grad and you work at a coffee shop?” G&G: “Yeah…” Customer: “I’m a Temple Journalism grad and I ended up homeless last year.”
Oh geez peez. It’s been clear for awhile now that the advertising and marketing world’s new love is aiming “lady stuff” at boys. Hence “Dove For Men,” “Doctor Pepper 10″ with “10 Manly Calories”...
S: “God, I just want some really awesome naked pictures. Like, I want to pose in some edgy high end fashion magazine with a tiger or a peacock.” C: “I bet there’s an app for that.”
I’ve recently taken to running without a shirt on at the gym. The first time I did it, I was overheating on the treadmill and just wanted some relief. And whoa baby did I get it. The feeling I got...
“Their eyes are still closed. That’s when they’re real easy to drown.” -Matt H. on kittens
Alright, for those of you who don’t know, (shame!) Rob Petrie is Dick Van Dyke’s character on The Dick Van Dyke Show. Also if you did not know, I am obsessed with The Dick Van Dyke Show. I’ve been...
“I should get a neck tattoo, then I’d be less approachable.” - Rob W. on people bugging him
All girls who live in the city are, unfortunately, very used to being harassed on the street all day er’day. From the cliche cat-calling construction workers to homeless men telling you to “smile...
“People can’t come into my aura field unless I want them to. I can will them not to.” -crazy lady at cafe
I got a text last week from a friend trying to organize a Girl’s Night. ”I just wanted to let you know I’m inviting Kate too,” she warned. I told her that I didn’t mind, but in actuality, I was a...
“Aw man, is that cheese on my pants? Did I go to Geno’s last night?” -a hungover (still dunk?) Steve H.
Oh God, do you know how hard it was to pick a photo for this post? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love Ryan Gosling as much as the next girl, but I could look at pictures of Cary Grant alllllll day...
Listen, the G&G Girls have been on a ton of first dates, like whoa baby so many. Not a whole lot of second or third or fourth dates…but anyway, we are very expert first daters. And we know that...
“I need to stretch him and un-marry him, then he’d be perfect.” -anonymous (but whoa baby we agree with her)
Oh God this is awkward. You are singing to me. Like really serenading me with a love ballad that I’m pretty sure you are making up as you go along. We just got back to your place after dinner for...
In 1953, Del Monte ketchup bottles got new lids. Lids so easy to open a woman could do it!
“The application wants to know what my family’s accomplishments are. What!? If my family was successful I wouldn’t be selling my eggs.” -Shayla G.
In a classic Gosling panty-dropper move, Ryan Gosling brought his mother as his date to the Gangster Squad premiere last night. While it momentarily sparked a glimmer of hope that perhaps he and...
“The caterers bring food every day but it’s all like vegan gluten free breakfast burritos. I need gluten, I’m pretty sure that’s what’s holding me together.” -Adam C.
We’ve had a number of day dates and have met for drinks a couple of times. You send flirty texts all day, and whisper sweet nothings while we sip coffee in the park. Things seem to be shaping into...
“I’m just waiting for some high powered executive to get tired of the rat race and hand me a briefcase of cash.” -Ben G.’s retirement plan
Oh whoa baby, 2013 is going to be an awesome year. Well, let me clarify – I don’t know about career or health or relationship wise, but 2013 is going to be an awesome year for watching Showtime....
Guy at show: “You two are the prettiest girls in here. I saw you walk in together and I was like ‘fuck.’ It’s just not fair to put you in a pair like that. You girls like to party?” G&G: “No.”
Alright alright, objectification of women, rapey undertones, dead hooker jokes, whatevs. The new L’Officiel Hommes cover has heard it all. But that’s what you get for putting Benicio Del Toro...
“When it comes to just fuckin’ hook-ups you don’t need a type.” -punk girl talking to friend on South Street
