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You may have noticed my love of Baublebar. Now you can get yourself something and a rad gift for trying it out. Plus you end up getting cool offers like this one via email to tell your readers...
Dear Mom, I don’t know how you expect me to lead a happy and fulfilled life after you’ve raised me. I mean, you seriously effed my future in the following ways: Look at this miserable kid and her...
If there is any lesson to be taken on the state of the media after recent events, it’s that they could use a hand. So, just in case something happens to me tragically, like my childhood love of...
PRO: Wear any and all face masks, hair masks, orthodontia, body braces, or anti-snore strips you please. The only person you need to turn on is yourself, so just avoid mirrors until morning and...
Body: Athletic and toned Likes: Working out 5 – 6 times per week, Crossfit, volunteering with various organizations, serving on the board of charities, clubbing. Recently read: Law/finance...
My coworkers seem to get me already. One of them spent Saturday evening bombarded with this ad on her What’s the Phrase marathon. Apparently it’s me. Thanks, Zynga.
You may recall that I have a love for notebooks. I carry one at (almost) all times and encourage writers, especially, to do the same. It helps keep random moments of creative brilliance together...
Like so many men and women of my generation, I have an unhealthy relationship with the Internet. In case you haven’t noticed, I sort of put my life all over it. Pictures. Drunken musings....
I’ve never been one of those girls to plan her future wedding. Sure, I don’t want to die alone or anything, but marriage itself has never been that important to me. Even as a child, I remember...
Dear Taylor, I know we haven’t always gotten along, but I think it’s because I saw this coming. Perhaps not this, exactly, but a general event where your lack of humor and self-awareness collide....
1. The 90s are officially back with a vengeance, y’all! Tell me that Rihanna’s opening performance couldn’t be a Mary J., Lil’ Kim, Missy E, or TLC performance circa 1996. This is not necessarily a...
Ah, the world we live in. The downside to being a woman is our purchasing power. I know this sounds weird, but hear me out. Deodorant is marketed as being strong enough for a man but made for a...
Schadenfreude: delight in another’s misfortune (noun) Loosely translated into modern American English, Schadenfreude also means reality television or The Learning Channel. (Also, the inspiration...
The 2012 Olympics are almost over. Medals have been won and lost, tears shed, and histories made. Who will be remembered fifty years from now? Who will make up for this years’ disappointments in...
Once in high school a girl in my vague group of friends told me, word for word, “Gingers are ugly. All of them.” That doesn’t exactly have relevance to a discussion of the Olympics, but I felt that...
Here’s the thing: I’m actually kind of a bitch. Or an asshole, for those of you who think the word bitch is too sexualized or gender-specific. (Personally, I think a woman who gets called a bitch...
I recently purchased the Dr. Scholl’s® For Her Rub Relief® Strips and must say that the easy-to-use dispenser is, in fact, not easy at all. The initial strip of foam worked well when placed in my...
The scent of urine is everywhere. Walk onto any car of any CTA train and tell me what you smell. 99% of the time it’s going to be someone else’s pee. (The other one percent is generally their body...
The Tanning Mom I mean, sure, she may or may not have brought her five-year-old into a tanning bed (I tend to believe her claim that she didn’t though I couldn’t for the life of me explain why),...
What you need to know: Pandemonium is the second in (yet another Young Adult dystopian) Delirium trilogy from Lauren Oliver. I’ve not read her best-selling Before I Fall, but I can’t recall reading...
Vanity Fair (the magazine) You like to watch television slightly more than you like to read, have disposable income, and secretly want to be a movie star. Vanity Fair (the novel) You think those...
Difficulty: If you lack coordination and creativity or have a prison record like Lindsay Lohan’s, you’ll be good to go. What you need: Canvas Letter stamps Two shades of paint Paint brushes – a...
Since my little post on what men do created a (small, stranger-driven) stir, I thought I’d poke the bear and tell you all about the what man or woman – platonic or sexy pants – can do to put...
Did you know that I occasionally offer advice to those who (may not) seek it? It’s true. If you want to get in on the fun, you can either visit that nifty little tool Tumblr offers called the Ask...
Well, now that Instagram is available for your friends with Android phones, it’s probably time for me to tell you about my favorite new iPhone app of the moment, Cinemagram. For readers of A Little...
A few weeks ago I experienced something that made me question my (clearly feminist) ideals. While leaving the home of a mutual friend one evening, a male acquaintance and I realized that the bus...
I distinctly remember in the fifth grade being a pilot class for some new social studies textbook that was being produced. I browsed the table of contents and saw that near the end of the book was...
The main problem with aging is saggy boobs. Specific problems include breast-shaped tan lines, mistaken pant measurements, and a lack of sexual attractiveness. Women are defined by a love of cake...
Hi. I’m Angelina Jolie. You might recognize me from such films as Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Wanted, and Kung Fu Panda - and really, why...
Author’s Note: Passive aggressive Facebook statuses annoy the hell out of me. If you want pity for a problem, if you want to tell the world your boyfriend is a cheating asshole, if you want to wax...
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