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I would like to interrupt my daily program of posting nothing to present you with my roommate's new blog, Neon Doves. Click through for a healthy dose of debauchery, fashion, and real talk. She is...

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pb&j for the people.

Why do I do this to myself? Why do I bake things that I know only I will consume for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? And snack. And snack #2. And snack at 3am on Saturday night. And also why do I...

Apr 15, 2013 Like 1 person likes this

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Confessions like Usher

Confession 1: I watch Judge Judy. I am a Judge Judy fan through and through and I will never deny it nor will I ever turn my back on her. Nor will I ever watch it without sitting, eating dinner in...

Feb 17, 2013 Like

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Things from my brain.

1. I walked out of Target the other day without having bought anything I didn't truly need, and I challenge anyone to come up with a bigger accomplishment than that. 2. You know when you're so...

Jan 26, 2013 Like

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Sometimes you just gotta say phuket and go to Thailand.

You know that really depressing feeling that washes over you the day after Christmas? There is such a buildup to the holidays, and then on the 26th you're sitting at your desk thinking how did that...

Jan 16, 2013 Like

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Merry Christmas, fuckers.

I wonder if there will ever be a holiday that I wake up feeling great. Having the day off work, and therefore an entire night to dedicate to fireball, prevents this from ever happening. It's rude....

Dec 25, 2012 Like

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Real talk.

Let's talk about things I'm bad at. I'm really bad at losing. I'm a terrible sport and it's best not to be anywhere near me when I'm losing at Scrabble, blackjack, or Mario Kart. I made a scene...

Dec 7, 2012 Like

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Would you like some caramel with your butter?

What do you get when you add four sticks of butter to a bowl full of sugar, milk, and caramel? It looks a little something like this: That sounded like a build up to a joke, but instead it is just...

Nov 29, 2012 Like

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A cookie recipe for the baking challenged or maybe even an infant.

I'm going to do you a favor. First, I'm going to inform you that Bartell's frowns upon the act of unwrapping multiple lipsticks and testing them before setting them down and walking away. They...

Nov 9, 2012 Like

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A really boozy sunday.

I almost threw up multiple times while making this cake. Poor planning found me in the kitchen Sunday morning baking a cake for a whiskey-themed dinner party after a night out at a whiskey bar. Not...

Nov 6, 2012 Like

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A biscotti recipe that actually tastes good.

Ok, I know what you're thinking. "Really, Maddie? Is that the best you can do? A biscotti?" But don't be so quick to judge, my friends. Just as hideous fur boots have a place on the legs of...

Oct 22, 2012 Like

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Things that bring me an unsurpassable amount of joy.

The free popcorn at Les Schwab. Hearing my dad say "that was SICK!" with all the fervor of a 16-year-old boy. A 16-year-old boy in 2004. That unspoken mutual agreement that passes between me and my...

Oct 7, 2012 Like

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Pumpkin spice lattes ain't got shit on these.

Does anyone else ever wonder how Ellen Degeneres is able to watch so much reality tv in addition to hosting her own show and being fucking awesome? I'm thinking she doesn't sleep. That or she has...

Sep 25, 2012 Like

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The second-best candy bar there is.

Upon getting my driver's license when I was 16, my dad told me I would never forget my first ride as the driver behind the wheel. That he still remembers where he took his friends, and how it's a...

Sep 19, 2012 Like

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And when I say sometimes I mean pretty much all the time.

Sometimes I spend entirely too much time thinking about the people who decide it's a good idea to get massages in the middle of the airport. Sometimes I go to cnn.com to get smart and then end up...

Sep 12, 2012 Like

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How to take your weekend cabin trip from zero to hero.

I'm not totally sure what zero to hero means, but it sounded right. In other words, follow these steps in order to have a really rad time. Abuse YOLO. I realize YOLO has already been abused but...

Aug 25, 2012 Like

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Is that food on your face? It's been there for seven hours.

You know when someone has food on their face and it's somehow really stressful? You are sitting with a large group and everyone can see this asshole just blabbing away with broccoli wedged between...

Aug 17, 2012 Like

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Zing! Grapefruit cookies for your mouth.

So just a second ago I picked up a spoon that I thought had Greek yogurt on it and put it in my mouth. Twas not yogurt. It was actually shortening.For those that aren't aware, shortening is 100%...

Jul 30, 2012 Like

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Bucket list.

The other day someone asked me what is on my bucket list. It was an adult who asked, so I had to make up something reasonable like "go parasailing in Acapulco" and "run a marathon." Niether of...

Jul 23, 2012 Like

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That one time I got really drunk on accident

All good intentions I had for myself at the beginning of this week went out the door in an embarrassingly short amount of time. I think Im just gonna stay home and watch Girls tonight, I told my...

Jul 7, 2012 Like 1 person likes this

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A lesson on cupcaking.

It truly seems all too perfect, but "cupcaking" is indeed a term. It is something you, unknowing civilian, have even participated in yourself Im willing to bet.According to Urban Dictionary,...

Jun 18, 2012 Like

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Nerd alert

So its kind of awesome having a blog, because I can say whatever I want. Which ultimately means I can make myself look effortlessly social and popular and trendy. Spoiler alert: Im not really that...

Jun 4, 2012 Like

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A healthy snack recipe that is neither healthy nor a snack.

Are you trying to lose 10 pounds for summer? Boy, do I have the recipe for you. Butter + peanut butter + chocolate = Weight Watchers approved fasho. I will probably get sued by WW for saying...

May 30, 2012 Like

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Beer goggles are dangerous.

For obvious reasons. But they are a fact of life, and we have all tried them on at some point. Some wear them every weekend, which is unfortunate for them. Although at that point Im pretty sure it...

May 14, 2012 Like

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Its 70 Degrees! And Sunny!

You know what that means...Time to sit inside with the blinds drawn and watch Dont be Tardy for the Wedding. And eat faux Hostess Ho Ho cupcakes.Yes, Dont be Tardy for the Wedding is an actual...

May 8, 2012 Like

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Thats Pinteresting.

It has come to my attention that most dudes are confused by Pinterest.They think it is pointless, nothing more than an accumulation of useless photos. But its so much more than that! Dont you see?!...

May 2, 2012 Like

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Grammar: feel free to use it.

You know those suuuper annoying grammar snobs? OMG I hate them! They are the worst! Its like its their job, correcting you on your emails, ruining your Facebook posts with nonsense edits, just...

Apr 24, 2012 Like

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B is for Baby. and Bribery

^ Two things that, in my opinion, go hand in hand. I get weirdly excited when I get the opportunity to watch other peoples children. Throw a baby in the mix and its comparable to Christmas morning....

Apr 19, 2012 Like 1 person likes this

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Is anyone tired of hearing about my roommate yet? Thats unfortunate, because Im going to continue to talk about her. Mostly because I dont have many other friends, and she gives me good material....

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Old adolescent or baby adult?

Im not sure when it happened.I think somewhere between growing a kick-ass sticker collection and making my own dentist appointments, but I recently realized Im getting old. Not old as in im so...

Apr 9, 2012 Like

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Madd Bakes

This is what networking looks like.

pb&j for the people.

Confessions like Usher

Things from my brain.

Sometimes you just gotta say phuket and go to Thailand.

Merry Christmas, fuckers.

Real talk.

Would you like some caramel with your butter?

A cookie recipe for the baking challenged or maybe even an infant.

A really boozy sunday.

A biscotti recipe that actually tastes good.

Things that bring me an unsurpassable amount of joy.

Pumpkin spice lattes ain't got shit on these.

The second-best candy bar there is.

And when I say sometimes I mean pretty much all the time.

How to take your weekend cabin trip from zero to hero.

Is that food on your face? It's been there for seven hours.

Zing! Grapefruit cookies for your mouth.

Bucket list.

That one time I got really drunk on accident

A lesson on cupcaking.

Nerd alert

A healthy snack recipe that is neither healthy nor a snack.

Beer goggles are dangerous.

Its 70 Degrees! And Sunny!

Thats Pinteresting.

Grammar: feel free to use it.

B is for Baby. and Bribery

Lezbehonest

Old adolescent or baby adult?

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