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http://nikkinoncommittal.tumbl r.comSorry for the betrayal, Blogger. Tumblr just doesnt require as much hearty commitment...

13 jun 11

Blistered feet, calloused fingers, but content as f*ck.

It is with a full belly of cultural amalgamation (bits of taco, bits of paella and bits of chinese noodles anyone?) that I sit down tonight to write and reflect about small things to be grateful for....

13 mar 11

My father, the closet Justin Bieber fanboy.

25 feb 11

Dont rouse the dead.

The title bears no weight on this post. It just sounded good in my head. Ive been back to work, back to salsa class, back to the routine bustle of my Sydney existence... just back for a week now. I h...

08 feb 11

hey internets

I have one night left in Manila. Sydney-bound again tomorrow. Boo

30 jan 11

Transit & peppermint tea.

Thats my face sipping peppermint tea at Changi Airport in Singapore. Hours prior, I tweeted this on the interwebs:I believe I will turn into a large peppermint creature soon. AND FANCY THAT, Im embar...

16 jan 11

Me, Myself and Eye(liner).

Ive been back to the daily grind for a week. I told myself that finishing my Gold Coast holiday recap (which I started immediately after the last post) was in store for tonight. But uh, suffice to sa...

09 jan 11

I went on vacation and now its the New Year.

Well hello, two thousand and eleven!!11!1!!1one!!1!Im taking a break from punching at my gut to wish you all, my readership of two, a Happy New Year. Do not be fooled by the excitement in my above pu...

02 jan 11

Chrismastym!

Merry Christmas everyone! This morning while buttering some prawns and minding my own business, I had the privilege of being whacked on the arse. "HEY!" I yelped, as I clutched my surprised a...

25 dec 10

Stuntman

Recently, I had the pleasure of becoming a stuntman.When I say "recently", I actually mean "yesterday", and when I say "pleasure", I actually mean "misfortune".And as ...

21 dec 10

This post is picture heavy because thats the way I like it.

So I have THE sexiest wound on my hand:I either:a) got bitten by a childb) had a fist fight with a stapler, orc) decided to stitch myself in my sleep.I like all of the above, but option a) is most vi...

25 nov 10

Delicious

I finally got around to seeing The Social Network, and GOOD GOD, Andrew Garfield, who plays Eduardo Saverin - CFO of facebook and former best friend of Mark Zuckerberg, is a fiiiine piece of ass(erti...

15 nov 10

Collisions and chin-curtains.

Ever monopolised the entire citys stock of 4GB RAM sticks on your desk? No?What about sitting on a bus, daydreaming about scratching your arse while staring out the window, only to see a car (ridicul...

28 oct 10

I have some asplainin to do.

Dear all,It has been about five months since I crafted a thorough, substantial, and not ridiculously vague post. Not that children are crying and riots are buzzing on account of my absence, but Im th...

05 sep 10

Nasteh.

I just burped some hearty butter chicken.Usually, an action like this would see me emitting a small chuckle and a satisfactory grin on fondly recalling a fulfilling meal. But this time, the residual ...

12 aug 10

The internets is for family times.

I never have any time to update or pour fourth my verbal ramblings because I sold my soul to Steve Jobs. Just know I am having a blast and a half. I turn twenty one on Friday. Its official, I have mi...

21 jul 10

Eh.

Im giving myself all of three minutes to write this entry... which is a bit impossible because it is freezing around these parts. I am (unsuccessfully) attempting to keep my hands warm... by sandwich...

05 jul 10

BY GOSH, IVE BEEN ABSENT.

Its been over two months, dirtbags! For all we know I could be in jail, I could have produced twin spawn named "Gerard" and "Depardieu", or worse... I could be the face of Skanky Tans...

06 jun 10

Bitch red blog

Currently updating while my lips are stained bitch red. No apparent reason really, except for the fact that I am a big kid and find no greater thrill than playing with newly acquired things! I love m...

22 mar 10

Why rainy days and Monday's don't really get me down.

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09 mar 10

Recuperation and reflection

I logged on to blogger and realised that I started crafting a post on Saturday morning. It went something like this:Aside from regular binge-eating and admiring men with neat chin straps, there's not...

08 mar 10

I can explain, really.

But explanations will come later.

02 mar 10

A completely gratuitous post

Occasionally, the inspiration to straighten out my wardrobe hits me like a beastly uppercut across the chin. I should note that I am eternally addicted to dress-ups; that, or I just have a nagging co...

19 feb 10

Life lessons in cynicism / Half-baked prose

Eventually, everything ends the same way. You pay for your television, your water heating, a month at a time. Soon, you'll find that you'll pay for your regret in the same way. In installments. Maybe...

19 feb 10

Listing

* I seem to enjoy suffocating myself in my own stink. It's been two and a half hours since I left the gym, and suffice to say, I still haven't showered. My perspiration oddly reeks of beer - which is...

16 feb 10

Love and assorted maladies.

Hi all,It's fifty-three minutes into the internationally acknowledged day of love. So I'll just put this out there - I love ice-cream. As in, I love ice-cream. It's probably the most stable and most ...

13 feb 10

Tomorrow I will have words.

But for now, The Quiet WorldIn an effort to get people to lookinto each other's eyes more,and also to appease the mutes,the government has decidedto allot each person exactly one hundredand sixty-sev...

10 feb 10

de-clutterising

HI. So I've been drinking. And I think that maybe my brandishing of words might be a little dangerous right about now. SO I'll definitely keep it to a minimum.Here is a very small list of things I th...

24 jan 10

Fresh? I think not.

Hey blogosphere, happy 2010!So I realise that my greeting is nineteen days overdue, making it far from timely and thus effectively worthless, but as my Dad likes to say, "Better late than pregnant!"H...

19 jan 10

A few changes...

So it's been a month since my last post, and let me tell you, within the span of a month, the changes are a-plenty ! I now bathe and brush my teeth irregularly and with no enthusiasm. I have also tak...

13 dec 09

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