One of my friends who reads my blog gave me an early birthday gift this past Saturday because she wont be around this coming weekend. Thanks to her, as Im typing this, I am surrounded by the scent of...
I found out today that Yankee Candle is now selling candles for men. I dont even know where to begin. This is either a fantastic idea or the stupidest thing Ive ever seen. I guess it depends upon how...
I dont generally watch reality TV, but this season I watched a little bit of the Voice. Ive learned the best way to watch it is via DVR. That way, I get to skip (a) commercials, (b) background storie...
I promised (the one person who asked) that I would post this.Let the ridicule begin. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!Come visit me at http://15minutelunch.blogspot. com. I need you to clic o...
Im not sure whats up with me and writing these days. We dont seem to like each other anymore. I feel like Hank Moody, except without all the sex, drugs, money, fame, bad luck and worse decisions. OK,...
Consider this my obligatory pet post for 2012. Come visit me at http://15minutelunch.blogspot. com. I need you to clic on my ads. Just kidding. Sort of.
This week has been the week of doing stupid things. Luckily, I havent screwed up anything at work (that I know of) but since its only Wednesday, its still a distinct possibility. The last couple of d...
Since I spend about two hours a day on the road, I see a lot of vehicles with those stick figure family decals on the back. For some reason, those things annoy me. I mean, dont get me wrong, I know y...
Ive never posted about one of my dreams before, because I figure its like posting about your pets -- nobody wants to read it. Most of the time, when youre trying to tell someone about a dream you had...
I know its been a few months since I went to Florida, and I also know that Ive been slacking off horribly when it comes to my blog, but Ive had a bit of writers block lately. Ive also had my fair sha...
Johnny: That new graphics tablet I bought for the mac is awesome. Way better than my old Wacom and about 1/8th the price.Yort: NiceJohnny: 1024 pressure levelsYort: But you only have two. Mash and un...
I have one of those families thats strewn all over hells half acre, so it always seems like getting together on the holidays never happens. Its a shame since I have nieces and nephews I dont get to s...
A few days ago I bought an app for my iPad called "Draw Something" and its actually a bit of ridiculous fun. You can invite your friends to join, or you can just hit a button and start a game...
It took all of my nerd super powers to resist adding "Sos he dont end up like me" to the end of that paragraph. Also, a part of my childhood died today.Ill never forget doing the "Monkee ...
File under "The things I find while cleaning out my hard drive."Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, I decided to get married. I asked Paul if he would compose a little instrumental for o...
It took all of my nerd-like powers to resist adding "Sos he dont end up like me" to the end of that paragraph. Come visit me at http://15minutelunch.blogspot. com. I need you to clic on my ads...
I have a bad habit of turning the passenger-side of my car into a dumpster. It drives my wife nuts. But since I rarely if ever have passengers, it just sort of happens over time, especially in the wi...
I was reading an article this morning about the rioting kicked off as a result of someone somewhere burning a pile of Korans or Qurans or however its spelled. My opinions about crazy people rioting -...
A little while ago, I took my blog down for one day to join what seemed like the rest of the world in protesting SOPA -- except I wasnt exactly sure how to do it so I ended up applying a password to ...
Am I the only one who thinks Jane Seymour should stick to acting and leave the jewelry design work to someone more qualified? Every time I catch her "open heart" necklace ad on TV, all I see ...
Beach towels? Flip flops? Green screen photography? Professional teeth whitening? Six-second tanning? How is it possible that this place could go out of business? If those things are not the basis fo...
I went to AC Moore the other day to see if they had any poster framing/hanging-type stuff, because I had ordered a few posters on-line and I was going to (foolishly) try to frame them myself.If youve...
OK. The project which has been sucking up almost every available second of my weekend time since July is finally (almost) done, and I wanted to share a picture with you: Thanks go out to my buddy Yor...
But Im hoping my wife is doing this with her finger or a spoon and not her tongue.Come visit me at http://15minutelunch.blogspot. com. I need you to clic on my ads. Just kidding. Sort of.
So after a week-long geekfest in Orlando, Im back in the beautiful northeast. The day before we were flying home, I texted my friend Vidna and and told him I wasnt coming back and to just go ahead an...
Sometimes when I see something that makes me laugh, I take a picture of it. Then I forget about it completely. Eventually I need to clean them off my phone to make some space, and I try to remember w...
When Paul and I graduated from high school, he went away to Oswego College in western NY, and I stayed home and commuted to a local college. It was an odd time for two kids who had known each other s...
So the other day, I made these:Well, I didnt actually make them, I mean I didnt grow them in my garden or anything. But still, I had something to do with their transition to that state.If you didnt k...
Or something like that.A couple of weeks ago, I got a muscle spasm in between my shoulder blades, up toward my neck, so I went to the doctor. He gave me a prescription for a weeks worth of muscle rel...
This has to be the ballsiest way ever to commit suicide:Flesh-eating piranhas kill man in BoliviaBy The Associated PressAuthorities say piranhas attacked and killed a young man who leaped into a rive...
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