Posted by Photo Boy - George Clooney had other plans for this year’s Sexiest Man Alive. - Rebecca Black is ready for Round 2 of cyber-tween death threats. - Blake Lively‘s lack of cleavag...
“So about the other day when I let you get raped, I had this really bad heartburn…” Earlier in the week, Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary sent out emails to friends cl...
“Shh.. shh… I know you wanted to be a Jonas baby, but them’s got the gay, y’all.” While it was starting to look like Mariah Yeater‘s withdrawn paternity suit again...
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring, um.. wow. I don’t even know why Photo Boy put other pictures in here. Seems surfurfurless. Hurts.. head, - The name of the site Click ...
Then how do you explain Amber Rose? DUN DUN DUN DUN!!! Sasha Grey went on The View this morning to defend reading to schoolchildren despite having a long, easily accessible career in porn, but let...
For those of you devastated by the news that Mariah Yeater dropped her paternity suit against Justin Bieber, the non-Maple Lord has heard your prayers. Turns out the paternity action is still g...
“Hey, remember how you used child rape to get this job? Go get me an oatmeal.” Realizing that the grand jury report makes it look like he let a child get raped because he was afraid...
I’ve never been to one of Britney Spears‘ concerts before, mostly because on Tuesdays a bus full of mentally handicapped people goes to the mall and I can’t see how the two wo...
If you’re like me you lost countless hours of sleeping wondering why Scott Disick wasn’t at the October 31st taping of Dancing With The Stars to support Rob Kardashian. It’s literal...
Posted by Photo Boy - Carrie Fisher and William Shatner talk about which nerds are more justifiably still virgins in their parents’ basement. - Bradley Cooper was named Sexiest Man Alive and su...
Joseph Gordon-Levitt recently starred in the comedy 50/50 about a young man battling cancer which prompted Lindsay Miller, who actually has cancer – pancreatic neuroendocrine cancer to be exact...
“I didn’t touch her no-no parts! Yaaaayyy!” Apparently after Justin Bieber announced he’d not only take a paternity test but sue Mariah Yeater‘s face off for alleging he...
In fairness, he also offered to sell me this stadium for a buffalo nickel. If there was ever any doubt that Joe Paterno wasn’t aware of his former defensive coordinator, and almost succes...
The other day we posted a photo caption gallery suggesting that Paula Abdul was drunk at the premiere of X-Factor and sexually harassing her colleagues. There is no truth whatsoever to the item. In n...
“What do you mean them kids won’t take Kazaam action figures again this year?” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Peter Facinelli about to prematurely impri...
Because someone who’s paid to protect Kim Kardashian‘s interest is a reliable source, her lawyer Laura Wasser claims Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries wasn’t a sham because the...
Yesterday, we posted pics of Amanda Seyfried in a bikini from over the weekend except we tucked them into the Penn State update post as a refuge for those not in the mood to read about institut...
Here’s Justin Bieber forsaking his divine maple lineage by flipping off the paparazzi in London last night after being photographed with a young blonde who’s definitely not Selena Gomez. ...
Posted by Photo Boy - Amber Rose automatically makes any martini dirty. - Kathy Griffin and Jesse Tyler Ferguson just undid your breakfast. - The Sexiest Man Alive honor is a curse. (Run, Skarsgard, ...
View the Gallery / 19 Photos » Welcome to the 50th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which actually marks an entire year since I started doing this feature celebrating the...
View the Gallery / 27 Photos » Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Christian Bale apparently deciding to play Bruce Wayne as Dicky Eklund this time which I’m gonna allow...
View the Gallery / 15 Photos » Who Raped Who? Bieber or Baby Mama? Read More » Getting knocked up by Justin Bieber is not only every girl’s dream, it’s also a winning lott...
The Backstory Olivia Munn & Brett Ranter Banged Read More » Tell us a tale about shrimp fat glistening on a portly man’s penis, and we’ll spin you a meme. FilmDrunk ...
View the Gallery / 10 Photos » Ground Zero Kim Files For Divorce Read More » Kim Kardashian‘s divorce immediately sparked numerous quips regarding gay marriage – most notably fr...
View the Gallery / 15 Photos » Because this won’t set Latinos back.. twenties of years, Jennifer Lopez is going to play Carmen Sandiego in a film adaptation of the classic video game that ...
View the Gallery / 20 Photos » Posted by Photo Boy - A behind-the-scenes look at how Scarlett Johansson bralessly poses for Vanity Fair. - Conan O’Brien destroys the sanctity of marriages ...
Maple-Daddy? Justin Bieber Slapped With Paternity Suit Read More » Who Is Mariah Yeater? Family Says Shes "Good, Honest Person" Read More » Only this beluga whale knows ...
View the Gallery / 8 Photos » In Olivia Munn‘s book “Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek,” she admits to sleeping with a “bigwig” di...
The Bullsh*t Why Kim Divorced Kris Read More » As details on Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ pre-nup emerge, it becomes (even more) obvious that their marriage was a massive scam ...
View the Gallery / 23 Photos » Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a whole bunch of people I honestly didn’t even look at because I’m still getting the hang of t...
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