I feel like there is something wrong with me, but I can't quite put a finger on it.I don't want to do anything and I don't want to even talk to people. I'm not sure why, but the idea of throwing myse...
Hi Professor Kahn,I took your BCHM463 course over the summer, and I think I did okay in the class (I managed a B+, which actually came as a surprise to me) so I'm thinking of taking BHCM464 and 465 n...
-Get home from school-Sleep until 2AM-Wakeup and do homework until school-Go to school-RepeatThis has the upside of preventing adderall from messing with my sleep cycles (as it tends to do if I take ...
I don't want to admit that I've wasted the past two and a half year of my life on someone who was just really, really good at telling me what I wanted to hear.I'm gonna go have a cigarette and think ...
Denis: "I'm going to a stripclub."Me: "Ok. For why?"Denis: "Dave and all the guys from work wanna go, so I'm gonna go with them too."Me: "Oh, okay. Which one?"Denis: "Probably Hustler, don't know."Me...
Dear Tooth Fairy:Here is my wisdom tooth. I got it out yesterday. (I have another one, but the surgeon cracked it into pieces getting it out.) You owe me something good for this one. More Vicodin, pe...
... is good for klutzy people, like me. Imperfect, wobbly french tip? Easy, just paint over it again.(Forgive the cuticles, I didn't bother to go over them with a Q-tip after painting.)Sally Hansen H...
... this is pretty disturbing, I have to say. I was messing around on MorphThing.com, and they have an option to see what your baby would look like.Well, I always told Denis that I was pretty sure ou...
... are you *all* on crack?I asked the MUA makeup board to guess my age. I gave them a bit of background that I was older than most of my college classmates, but often mistaken for younger-- and aske...
OH THE AGONY!10% above class average (which is where the professor set the B/C line) and I still get a B in Orgo 2 :(Oh well. Still have biochem and statistics left this summer. Maybe I'll do better ...
Okay, so next month Denis's cousin has a wedding, and I am pretty much obligated to go. I don't have anything appropriate to wear to a wedding, so I started poking around on ebay for a nice vintage d...
Yes! It's a procrasti-blog!First, let's start with my hair. This is my natural color -- look near the hair line and at the roots. Yes, that's fairly color accurate. And this, is what my hair looks li...
A kindly reader brought this to my attention:From 19 June 2009Yup, that would be the front page of mtv.com. A promo for Twilight, of all things...Geez. That stock photography picture sure is making i...
Denis is taking a summer class here, ENME271 (Matlab programming). Summer classes here are open to everyone, including to people from other schools, which is why he's managed to squeeze in at least o...
So apparently there was a bit of a SNAFU at UMD: they sent Denis an offer of admission to their Engineering school, and then on the day of his orientation, told him that somebody had made a mistake a...
I know materialism is unflattering, but...Wow, happy birthday to ME, courtesy of Denis.(Just got it today - had to be resized to 4.5 in order to fit me. Of course, being the hopeless romantic he is, ...
Me: I told my dad we're going to Paris next year.Denis: What'd he say? Me: ... he asked me why. Didn't seem too happy about it though.Denis: Why not?Me: Dunno, maybe he's afraid we'll elope while we'...
As far as I've managed to gather, the guy in this video is an aspiring singer/songwriter, and most of his videos on youtube are "addressed" to a current popular Russian musician, with an original son...
"Tutankhamun" by Nautilus Pompilius. I have no idea why I like this song, other than the really funky boing-y noises in the beginning.(Whew, can't even spell "Tutankhamun" in English -- had to look i...
Ever since I finished my exams, I have had absolutely no motivation to blog, not even about makeup. (I've been wearing the same look for the past two weeks now. I'm in a rut.) My life is boring. Thin...
After my recent saga of overdraft fees, all of a sudden I'm BACK in the red. I mistakenly sent a $50 payment to myself using Paypal, and then realizing what an idiot I am, cancelled the transaction i...
Мы будем вместе, всегдаLet's be together, alwaysОу, е! Скажи только: "Да"(Oh, yeah) Say only "yes"Мы будем вместе, всегдаLet's be together, alwaysОу, е! Скажи только: "Да"(Oh, yeah) Say only "yes"(Yu...
So I knew I was broke, but apparently I'm REALLY broke.The other day I checked at bank account online and found myself with a -$12 balance. "Shit," I thought to myself. I immediately gathered up my G...
Me: I wanna have kids before I'm 30... but I kind of don't want to.Denis: Why?Me: Because I have so much fun with you, and I don't want to share you. We can have kids after I start getting bored with...
I haven't gotten my official copy of the pictures from the shoot yet, but I did get a few preview shots already. I can't wait to see the rest of them though!This is probably my favorite shot out of a...
На холмах Грузии лежит ночная мгла;Шумит Арагва предо мною.Мне грустно и легко; печаль моя светла;Печаль моя полна тобою,Тобой, одной тобой... Унынья моегоНичто не мучит, не тревожит,И сердце вновь г...
(A post dedicated to Seppi McSepsalot)My new favorite breakfast concoction, now that my dad has gone to China and is no longer around to make me breakfast in the morning:Honey Bunches of Oats with dr...
Just updated to Jaunty Jackalope yesterday. Didn't I just update to Intrepid Ibex like, last month? Man, I'm behind the times, though at least this time I got on the bandwagon within a week of the of...
Photoshoot today! I enjoyed myself, though it's been a while since the last time I did a photoshoot and did the full-on hair and makeup thing. No pictures yet, but I will post them when I receive the...
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