TheBoobs is back!

Hey guys,Guess what, your favorite blog is back! Just in time for the new years too. However, we have moved locations! Please change all your appropriate links to TheBoobsLa.com

"What is the point?" - a nail interview

I have so many questions for this lady after watching the interview like the first being: What happens when youre on your period? I mean she says people help her do "Everything" and but...

Nina Rai.

Wiggin out!

Dear Kat Von D, Please stop with these ridiculous,cheap, synthetic barbie hair wigs. Youre not fooling any of us. Does your head now resemble your kitty Ludwig? if so let us see it! The last time I...

COKE DICK: Make It Last Forever Or For Never...

Picture this: Youre feeling hot, wet, and exceptionally horny. Things are heating up, quite a bit and when you feel like youre just about ready to explode with the anticipation of being pounded...

Floating rings!

These two finger "floating rings"by Jessica Elliot are pretty awesome, I want one! but for $130 bucks I think Ill just settle for a cheap Forever 21 knock off version thatll turn my fingers green...

The SkinNY!

"The skinNY" is the story of Rachel and Joanna, two wildly self-confident girls from Orlando who move to New York to work in PR and "run this town." They dress like its 2004, believe they can have...

What would The Boobs be without The Nipples?

The Boobs wouldnt be "the Boobs" without "The Nipples". Nipples and areolas kind of freak me out, but they also totally make or break the entire boob. Im not going to front, I have sensitive pencil...

Inconsistent ass bloggers!

Hi guys! sorry about the lack of updates on here. It seems like its been FOREVER since we last updated the bwog. So it goes with out saying that I think its time to wipe the dust off this thing and...

Squirts up! pt2

Hi guys, just wanted to update you about a pretty awesome topic I wrote about a few months back FEMALE EJACULATION remember? Well, Im happy to report back to you all that "squirting" IS in fact...

ME SO HUNGRY: Glossy Talks Food W/ Kellen Of The Gluttony!

Glossy: Hi Kellen, can you tell our readers that arent familiar w/ The Gluttony a little something about your site?Kellen: On the Gluttony I give my viewers mouth-watering pictures and reviews of...

You got great boobs QUEENY!

Name/ location? The Queen of Evil Hollywood,CAAge?18+Bra Size?Au naturaalll, 38DDs Age of Blossom?9. What can I say, I was an early bloomer. What you like and dont like about them?I like the fact...

This mom is gettin work done! Shake it!

I have no words. All I guess I can say is that this is better than the new Lady Gaga video. She can still get it but cmon, YOU KNOW THIS MOM IS A 5 STAR CHICK.

The Boobs loves fat asses!

We all know that I’m crazy about boobs. I adore my chest, Glossy’s tits are my computer wallpaper, and I can go on for days about areolas. Ever since the blog was born, I don’t feel as creepy when...

nails did!

So weve been getting hit up to post new nails did and after getting a bomb.com set the other day I felt it was only more than appropriate! Enjoy gals and some boys.

HAY YOU GUYS

Its been forever and I do apologize. I felt like a jerk not writing in the longest time but thank god Glossy held it down while I was failing at booby blogging. Its not my fault, Ive been grinding...

Kat Smacks !

Kat Stacks is back at it again and sadly her incoherent rants about star fucking, broke rappers, and little dicks have caught up to her. :(The video is apparently of one of Fabolouss goons smacking...

Cake Hats

Our fellow blogging bruja Marie aka Agent Lover has been cooking up some delectable little treats...for your head. "Each Cake Hat is individually handcrafted, so no two hats are exactly alike. The...

Random Trend: Brunch.

Dear Brunch, I dont get you.First of all, I HATE the word brunch. Actually I think I hate "bruncheon" more . When I think of brunch I think of yuppies, The geriatrics ward, and church (none of...

Boobs of the weak.

Dont Hate.

Disney Princesses get hooked up!

"Marvel comic artist J. Scott Campbell gave the Disney girls a hyper-sexualized, comic book reimagining."Hey J.Scott Campbell, thanks for the disney softcore pron courtesy 2010. I am digging it...

This is BoneTown USA

I recently caught this at TheFrisky today while doing a long awaited browse on the interwebz. If you havent guessed from my Street Fighter article that I posted awhile back, we here at TheBoobs...

We love Wes Borland! He loves us back!

Lets go back in time and shoot for 1999.It was the year right before 2K0 and Will Smith was taking over MTV like he was the new Willenium and we thought,"fuck this shit, im an angry asshole and...

Frenemies: bffs for the delusional.

Someone had approached me to write about this subject but I had never really encountered this scandalous shit until this year. And when I did, I was astonished, stupefied, shocked, and...

Happy birthday Glossy Loca!!!

Happy birthday to my babydoll Ms Glossyloca! Its your party and you can cry if you want to. Or throw drinks on girls if you want to. Or drink wine out of a box and scream in guys faces talking shit...

Fashion Trend: Pastel Lips

I guess I didnt get the memo but according to The Fashion Seen pastel lips are "in" right now ? Im all for "artistic" expression but this just reminds me of Tyrone Biggums ashy looking crack lips,...

JIZZ HANDS

BLEACH BLACK has launched their newest shade of nail polish that has all the bwoggers raving. A fantastic summer shade of milky white appropriately named "Jizz". Its too bad they didnt really push...

You got great boobs Marsha Ann!

Name/ location? Marsha Ann, San Francisco, CAAge?21 Bra Size?32ddAge of Blossom? 18,I was a 34b all through high schoolWhat you like and dont like about them?I like that I can keep money, lip gloss...

HUBBA HUBBA !

If our blog had a little brother it would probably be HUBBA. Mostly because they like showcasing babes with big chi chi's just like us! not only do they have a cool name, but I love their ads HUBBA...

Kobe pissed somebody off...

I mean I just cant stop staring at this picture! so many questions run through my mind like "why was the stylist so mad at him?" hahahaDesboobs and I loved this so much that we decided to make Kobe...