It really pissed me off every time on 11-11-11 and the tv people said it would be 100 years until it comes again. Isnt that the same with every date?Still no action on the dating front.Talked to a fr...
Yep, I did it. Put an ad on CraigslistHere it isIm a bankrupt disabled, cranky, old stud muffin.WantedSingle woman with substantial income and savings.Prefer heiressNo fing children or grandchildrenI...
I decided to visit Craigslist. Maybe I could find a friend.Dont want a girlfriend, but somebody to accpmpany me to dinner and stuff.Ho;y crap!!!I saw ads that I was sorta embarassed to see. Didnt kno...
Turns out Mrs C stole over 50,000 and a car to give to the Succubus and the Con Man (her 2 Hellspawn.)The police are investigating, tomorrow Ill report to DMV, and on Thursday I have an appointment w...
Im starting my comeback.Filed criminal charges, and getting lawyered up.Suggestion of the day:Dont screw with a SicilianI must be feeling better. I did an entire post about my situation without dropp...
For the sake of this post, that is the nicest way I can use to descibe Mrs. Cs kids.Just so you know, I need to write this to help dispel some of my anger. My priest and social worker told me so. Som...
Truly I would like everyone for all your kind words. They meant a lot.The funeral istomorrpw.Thought for the day:Step children and in-lawsCant live with them, cant leave them in a bloody bullet-ridde...
was the worst day of my life.The beautiful Mrs.C passed away.She was my every.thing\http://www.humorbo ggers.com
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I feel the earth move under my feet......This no time for 70s tunes. Run for your lives!!!!!! Its the big one. NJ is sliding into the Atlantic!!!! Oh wait. Nothing happened. My bed shook a little. Bu...
In the news they stated that those who watch a lot of TV are as at risk for early, sudden death as smokers and couch potatoes. I watch about 84 hours a week (is that a lot?) so I may not make it to t...
There is a movement to have Bert and Ernie get married. Really? Bert and Ernie arent gay and uhm....theyre muppets Oy. http://www.humorbloggers.com
Ok, you know how those stupid flying carp are taking over some rivers in America? They destroy The native species and are a general PITA. Ok, the government appropiates $10 mil (about what the milita...
My cather failed at dialysis, so went in to the hospital on Friday for replacement. Took 4 hours due to 3 and 45minutes of waiting. Then had to go back when it started bleeding when Mrs C brought me ...
Regular readers know that Im in end stage kidney failure and on dialysis. Basically my kidneys are ornamental. So last week a nurse at dialysis suggested that I go on the waiting list for a transplan...
Holy crap was it hot this weekend!!!!108and heat index of 115 on Friday, 102 with an index of 110 on Saturday.Today its only in the mid 90s. You know, sweater weather.And naturally I fell when gettin...
Its a magazine, its a book. Heck, its a franchise. And what is so weird about NJ?Lots, but heres some weird/stupid stuff in my town.Went by a store selling "drinking water". Would anyone be w...
This really annoys me.I fool around with language sometimes, but I know it.But when a major news outlet anchor uses incorrect language, well, it is just so stupid it is irritating.Last week, they wer...
Nope, its not like 44 40 or fight. ((Putting my History degree to use.)And nothing to do with Kevin Bacon.The Mrs and I have an ongoing battle over theair conditioner.She sets it 1 degree lower when ...
where will the media get their inane stories to cover. Guess its only a short time til another politician finds himself with his pants down, so to speak.Had to pass on all jobs for a while. In about ...
New photos were released today where he flashes his guns. (snicker)I had bigger guns when I was 12.And still, in interviews with some New Yorkers, they still support him. "Its his personal busine...
Did you see the Jell-o pudding "Pudding Face " ad?I think they stopped the campaign already because they were, weel, uh... creepy. Apparently, pudding leaves one with pudding face, which look...
But the research and development at Crotchety Old Man Enterprises and Discount House of Worship have been hard at word solving the problem. First, we developed a pants fan.The wimmins model gave the ...
The biggest news around here (New York news outlet) is Weinergate. Congressman Anthony Weiner was accused of sending pictures of his, umm, err naughty bits aka (snicker) weiner to various wimmen on h...
Thought Id share some random thoughts, though if it does end, this blog will be as useful as always. That is, print it out and line a bird cage.Useful tip number one (in case there is a Monday) Alway...
compter is actinhg up. orry for anyone who got a triple post of nothing.Anyway, lots of stuff happening.I decided to be a free-lance tutor for hire. I already have a few clients, and more who want to...
I watch a lot of cooking shows (donjudge-Mrs uses the smoke alarm as a timer) and more than once the host will advise in cooking something to use a good quality ingredient.Excuse me, but who would pu...
Just yesterday, I heard someone on TV say that some program changed their life and they made a complete 360.Ummm, wouldnt that mean that they are back where they started, but perhaps dizzy if they sp...
Ok, President Obama wants to have gas prices investigated. I volunteer to be on the panel. Here in NJ, we have a few stations in about a square mile charging #4.09.Less than a mile away the price is ...
Ok, most of youse know Ive had a lot of stuff. Heart attack, congestive heart failure, depression, skin cancer, kidney failure, amputations, belly button removal and stroke. Now what?Athletes foot.I ...
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