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Hi everyone, Some of you may have noticed that you havent seen any updates from Cake Wrecks in a few days and I wanted to give you a heads up. On Friday night, Cake Wrecks moved to a new host and wil...
After all the doom and gloom on the news lately, and watching the roller coaster ride that is our stock market (Ok, less "roller coaster," and more "log flume drop") yesterday John an...
Despite all the trials and heartaches, the lack of sleep, the whining, the runny noses, the LEGO tripping hazards, and the occasional visit from the local fire department, moms know that its moments ...
Some couples look for a sign that their marriage will last. This isnt it. Thanks to Ruth H. for the initial discomfort. Note from john: For those you you who may not know, usually...
It took me forever to realize this wedding cake was supposed to have a Simpsons theme: Mmmmm. Paaaaaper.And yes, you read that right: this was a WEDDING CAKE. I especially like the way the sid...
Who says you have to have a white wedding? These bright beauties are proof you can have your color and eat it, too. Daisies are red, violets are blue... By Sweet Disposition Cakes Okay, before ...
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Greetings, loyal RSS wreckies! Were in the process of moving Cake Wrecks to a new server tonight, which is why your feed may have suddenly gone a bit wonky. Sorry for that! With luck this will be the...
Contrary to popular belief, golf is not a complete waste of time. Many people, for example, use golf as a means to rid themselves of cumbersome money. Other, more talented players, actually use it as...
When it comes to powerfully good cake, the choice is (nu)clear:And heres some fuel for thought: this wasnt a special order. It was just out in the display case, on the off chance someone was having a...
Every now and then - and Im not saying this happens often - professional bakers have a little trouble making cakes that look like...well, anything. (See examples here, here, here, here, here, here, h...
[howling wind][howling dog][howling wind and dog together][plus a sprinkling of light rattling chains]Darkness falls across the land...Prince Humperdink: SKIP to the end!Oh. Ok.[ahem]The fowl-est ste...
Ah, where WOULD we be without those helpful hints from our friendly wreckerators?"WHAT IN HOLY...oh. It says, Meow!"So it must be something that can imitate a cat."Sometimes the hints are...
Its Threadcakes time again, peeps! This is the contest inviting you (yes, YOU) to make a cake of your favorite Threadless shirt design. There are fun prizes, and your cakes are judged by the likes of...
Helen Keller once said,"The best way out is always through."Which is fabulous advice pretty much any time youre not constructing a multi-tier wedding cake.Cake Construction: Youre Doing it Wr...
If youre not one of the people complaining about the heat right now, then youre one of the people complaining about the people complaining about the heat.Either way, we all have the same problem:Bad ...
Guys, I get a lot of wreck reactions via e-mail. Ive seen multi-page rants IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS from bridezillas, blistering sarcasm from disappointed parents, and more "LOL"s than I can co...
Heres one way to tell if a cake order was made over the phone:Followed by a three hour tour?[For the record, that joke makes me feel reeeeally old.]John and I just sat here saying the words "our&...
Though the movie premiered last weekend, Potter Mania is still going strong here at the Yates household. I finished up Johns custom carved wand display a few days ago, and weve been having a blast se...
"Good day, Madam! Please allow me to welcome you to the West Rutheford Winery, Gastropub and Patisserie. Might I offer you a moist towelette?""Um, no. I just need to order a cake for my s...
You know how Im always telling you baby butt cakes could be so much worse?Things are about to get so much worse.Heads up!Wow. This is so stinkin sexy, I almost didnt even notice the outie belly butto...
When celebrating ten years with the space program, remember:One wreckers space shuttle is anothers castle.With a giant dong on it.Thanks to Rochelle W. for reminding us that women in space have come ...
Ask where the second "e" went all you want; *I* want to know whats in that icing. [shudder]Sorry, Ash, you only get one.Aw, this is my fav "favewell" cake ever. Its the bes!Im a littl...
We have an exciting new lineup of shows for you this Summer, target demographic viewers! Thats right, who needs scripts, stars, or self-respect when you could be watching "Joan Rivers Surgery Cam...
Let this be a warning to anyone nicknamed "Peanut.""Howdy ho!""Lets see...weve got a big pitted clump of chocolate icing, and lots of red gel leaking out the cracks. What else doe...
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