Happy first day of June! I hope all your monthly horoscopes promise big love and good luck. As a reminder, our novel MESSY comes out on TUESDAY, but many of you are seeing it out and about in booksto...
If applicable — and at all possible — please try to set aside the stirring in your loins and just consider Alcide here on his clothing’s dubious merits. Indeed, many of you ma...
I’m having one of those moments where I’m just… dry. I’m tapped like a keg at a fraternity party. My glass is empty and we’re out of juice and the car has fo...
Yikes — Kristen here had to jet from Cannes to L.A. and then back east to New York. She’s holding up pretty damn well, especially because going on Today means that, if youR...
Two days, two message tee shirts, this one actually snapped in front of a massage parlor LIKE THE ONE IN HER SHOW. You can not convince me she didn’t call the paparazzi to tell them where...
I presume Salma’s personal life has improved since she married WhatsHisName — although I’m sure she didn’t really appreciate his being in that messy child support lawsui...
Well, have a good weekend, everyone: I’m just going to go put a bag over my head and move into a cave. FOREVER. Read More ...
It is perhaps possible that I have suffered a secret head injury recently — I tried, for example, to pick up a burner on my stove to clean it today (GLAMOROUS) without recalli...
Eventually, I am going to take out an ad in The Hollywood Reporter, and it’s going to be addressed to Jennifer Love Hewitt: GIRL. STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR HEART, BROKEN OR OTHERWISE. WE KN...
You know that whole fad of personalizing your credit card with a photo from your private stash — like, your kids with facefuls of birthday frosting, or your dog, or that time you rode a c...
I thought about slapping “Fug or Fab” on this, but then I ate breakfast and my blood sugar returned to normal. It’s just a weird equation: graceful skirt + fabric groin mustac...
“WHAT UP WORLD, THIS IS MY LADY. YEAH, SHE’S STILL MARRIED, BUT IT’S NOT SHADY ‘CAUSE THIS CAT IS NOT ‘FRAIDY OF THAT TALL NEANDERTHAL WHO WANTS HIS PA...
Coincidentally, I happen to be blogging in this EXACT SAME OUTFIT today. Awkward. Read More ...
Some days I think, “Whither Bjork?” And then others, I realize her spirit is just a beak and an ovular handbag away. Read More ...
I know this is simple, but it’s great on her: See, sometimes you can underline the statement without using your pelvis. Read More ...
Poor Lady Sybil: This just screams, “Season Three: Thomas and Lady Edith realize that only by working together can they achieve their most closely-held selfish and jealous dreams. They be...
Congrats to the winners, and thanks to all who entered! A reminder, this week’s task WAS: THE SITUATION: Heidi Klum arriving at Cannes in quite a jumpsuit. THE TASK: Please pen a haiku dedicate...
First of all, I’d like to note that these recent screenings of Snow White and the Huntsman have been distressingly Hemsworth-free. Yeah, yeah, he’s gone to a couple of them and blah...
“HOLA LOVERS. I told you. I told you I would wear something shocking and fabuloso, just in case this is my last Lopez Idol and they have to change the name of this to Blige Id...
Looking at this, I thought to myself, “jeez, Naomi Watts hasn’t made a movie in a LONG time.” And then IMDb told me that she has EIGHT movies coming out in the next few years....
“IR 17;m super insecure about whether you love me,” Dan said, as twelve birds laid eggs on his scalp. “You have nothing to worry about,” Blair lied, while ...
Kate Middleton wore the SAME DRESS two events IN A ROW. It’s kind of like when you get a new shirt and you really really love it and then you realize that you aren’t wea...
If you were wondering to whom I referred in the Reese Witherspoon post, when I referenced panty-flashing, then allow Anja Rubik to answer that: Girl, please. You have spent a lot of time ...
Reese Witherspoon is one of those celebrities, like Angelina Jolie, who I think should be pregnant all the time because she looks great that way. Not that she doesn’t look great oth...
I originally titled this, “Well Played, Kristen StewarD,” so perhaps my weekend didn’t take. That being said, I am taken with this (see what I did there??). Let us...
Stuff we learned in the basically awesome finale of Revenge: Emily is actually Sydney Bristow, right down to the Presumed Dead Not Dead Mom, whom I can only hope will actually be pl...
Watching Eurovision this year (for our past coverage, and a primer on what the heck it is, click here; you will fall in love) made me realize Stefon from Saturday Night Live should ...
To bastardize Doc Brown: “It’s the hair, Marty. Something’s gotta be done about the hair.” Read More ...
I love the look on Diane’s face here. It’s very, “Yes, that’s right. This is happening. AND YOU LOVE IT.” And she’s probably right. Read More ...
Happy Memorial Day weekend, Americans! (Happy weekend to the rest of the world.) Hope you’re kicking off your summer in style — we will be back posting as usual on Tuesday, May 29th. It w...
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