Because no one wants to have to go to prom alone. via Reddit.
Well, at least he won't be whining about you taking him around the neighborhood for candy.
Your future looks a hell of a lot brighter through beer goggles. Let’s just get this out of the way: You have a tendency to do the wrong thing. And there are very few opportunities in life to d...
Because permanent ink means permanent love. Source: Funlobby
And it's all downhill from here, buddy.
That's not a purr. That's a cry for help. You’ve probably noticed little Samantha requesting more raw meat with her meals, especially breakfast. It would be foolish of you to turn dow...
Only two things in this world are permanent: our hair, and our love. Also see: Rule #86: Get Matching Mother-Daughter Tattoos Rule #22: Dress Like Your Teenage Daughter
After the initial sting you'll start to get numb to the pain. Just like real life. We’ve heard about barbaric parents who have “washed their child’s mouth out” with soap ...
It's all downhill from here, kid.
Helmut? I don't need no stinking helmut. Does your little guy still have that weird facial tick and irritable bowel? He is destined for life’s fringes, good people, but you can help him fe...
Were not going to play favorites with you two.
Dont get too close to the window. Or the camera flash. Let’s face it, the sun is Satan’s play toy. With his ball of hell fire, the Evil One is able to create droughts, sizzle the new pain...
They'll even come to your home for pick-up service. (No return delivery though).
A picture is worth a thousand words. And a thousand hours of therapy. “What, we were looking at it for the articles.”
Responsibility: You know you have it when your instinct is to pull out the camera.
Just remember, don't run with this thing. Walk slowly, deliberately, and never take your eye of the target.
Just wait until he discovers matches.
Just another father and son outing. Related rules: Rule #68: Strippers, Feel Free to Enjoy “Take Your Child to Work Day” Rule #57: Pick Up Chicks With Your Kid Rule #42: Teach Your Son Slang for His ...
Seems like a fair deal.
Responsibility is a drag. Take a stand against it. OK, take a seat. There are very few reasons to get out of a comfortable chair. This isnt one of them. Related rules: Rule #32: Give Your Child an In...
But how many did this guy have? Theres a new Marlboro Man in town. From: TCD Related rules: Rule #60: Pack Smokes in Your Child’s Lunch Rule #8: Bond With Your Kids Over Cigarettes and Alcohol Rule #...
This way daddy will never forget your artwork. From: electrikmouton Relevant rules: Rule #86: Get Matching Mother-Daughter Tattoos Rule #72: Give Your Kid a Trophy For Everything Rule #62: Tattoo You...
At least shes pulling her weight. All 43 pounds of it. From: Buzzfeed, via Jill Ess Relevant rules: Rule 33: Use Your Child as Cheap Labor Rule 29: Confuse Your Teen About Sex Rule 16: Put Your Child...
Everybody should have one.
How do I make sure I lose?
Don't drink the water. You have no idea where that kid has been.
Cause you make me feel like a pony. So good, like a pony.
You wont get many requests to read this one. From: robogeeksy
This estimate seems low. From: BernieRunns
His mother's outfit and his father's athletic ability.
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