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Style Porn
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Do you have a boner for Balenciaga? A passion for Proenza Schouler? Does the perfect cropped wool jacket from Acne send you into a quixotic state of blind lust? Then this, my friends, is the blog for you. I too am cursed with expensive and impeccable taste, but until I decide to follow a career path that guarantees a six-figure salary, the chances of me going on any shopping sprees are slim to none. In the meantime, I need my fix. And I'll get it by combing the dark recesses of the interweb for fabulous fashion with a 4-digit price tag--stuff that for now at least, only belongs in the realm of pure fantasy. Just like pornography only you know, with less body fluid involved.
#22989 in All , #3223 in General Fashion

home goods

Its been awhile since I shared pictures of my apartment, so indulge me and pretend you care for a minute. Most everything is thrifted/hand-me-down/swiped from the street (the best place to furniture ...

3 days ago

looks to rip

One of the best things about being a weirdo internet stalker is all the amazing inspiration I get from other blogs. Believe me folks, if you think youre safe from my prying, prodding eyeballs, youre ...

5 days ago

NO

TopShop Jellies via KnightcatIn the words of me, I would rather strap flaming turds to my feet or wear thigh high boots sewn from the skin of premature dead babies than let these perverted abominatio...

27 may 12

born to be wild

Brooklyn Teen Gang, The Jokers, 1959 via RetronautHope you all have a badass 3-day weekend!

27 may 12

eclipse shadows

wearing H&M dress, BR belt, Zara shoes Im ridiculously impressed with the fit of this H&M dress. Sometimes all you need is a little fit + flare action to elevate your mood.UPDATE: My friend S...

24 may 12

bared

wearing vintage skirt, madewell denim shirt, no-name sunglasses, earrings from Morocco, vintage and thrifted jewelry, and Derek Lam shoesHangin on street corners with Kobes the other weekend, enjoyin...

17 may 12

my mother, the style icon

my mom is on the far right in every picture, except the bottom one of courseYes, I know these pictures look like they were taken last week with the "Hefe" filter on Instagram, but they were a...

15 may 12

ready to rock

Derek Lam shoes Sometime between April showers and June Gloom, we get 1-2 weeks of absolutely gorgeous weather that just makes you happy to be alive. Last weekend was one of those weekends. I us...

10 may 12

nothing but met

Allow me to go all Joan Rivers on you and give you my take on the Met Gala red carpet fashion. No really, please let me do it. Im dying to share.Disclaimer: Chloe Sevigny gets an automatic pass from ...

08 may 12

ill have another

Its definitely a dream of mine to attend the Kentucky Derby. As you can see I already have my outfit picked out.

06 may 12

a little swing in dem hips

h&m top and cuff, UO pants, vintage Andrew Gellar pumps, ASOS leather jacketThe cobalt pants make an appearance (previously here), and once again serve to remind me just how unflattering they are...

02 may 12

GIRLS

Top to bottom: Anjelica Huston, Grace Kelly, Jane Fonda, Margeaux Hemingway, Beavis and Butthead, SWINTON, Marilyn, Victorias Secret catalog from 1979, Patsy Stone from Absolutely FabulousJust a litt...

26 apr 12

happy gras

Theres a lot more to Mardi Gras than boobs, drunken college sluts, and hand grenades. No, really. The daytime parades are totally fun and family-friendly. One of the crowd favorites is the Krewe of B...

23 apr 12

the cautionary tale

wearing Zara waxed jeans, Mossimo turtleneck, D&G leopard print top, Acne jacket, vintage bag, Chanel shoes, DIY manicure with Martha Stewart glitterI was somehow able to cram the highest number ...

23 apr 12

best in show

I just successfully sat through most of the dog and pony show that is the Oscars (hosted by Billy Crystal for the 1,563,894th time) and still came away feeling so impassioned about my best dressed pi...

23 apr 12

sun bleached

wearing LL Bean striped shirt, Acne jacket, UO jeans, vintage bag and shoesStuff white people like: going to flea markets just to take photos. Especially when you go with fellow bloggers (Bobby of Le...

23 apr 12

here go hell come

wearing Michael Michael Kors skirt, vintage sweater, vintage fox fur stole, vintage ring, bracelets, and necklaceWho else is excited for Marni at H&M on Thursday? Now, of all of you who are excit...

23 apr 12

three

The weekend came and went. Time sprang forward. I bought a new fancy toilet seat that closes silently on its hinges. Wardell took a bunch of amazing outfit photos for me and I somehow corrupted the f...

23 apr 12

cold beach

wearing Alice McCall dress from SS 2008, Gap sweater, H&M tights and target socks, Hunter boots, UO utility jacketSo the weather has recently taken a turn for the schizophrenic and given us 6 str...

23 apr 12

sustained

wearing: vintage sweater and thrifted silk top, Gap jeans (old), thrifted shoes, cheapo sunglasses, handmade necklaces, thrifted bagThanks for the thoughtful comments on my last post. It seems that l...

23 apr 12

21 jumpsuit

 wearing vintage dress, shoes, necklace, ASOS leather jacket, "faux-lenciaga" bag, DIY tassel earringsWell imagine my utter delight when I was at What Poppy Wants a couple of weeks ago, ...

23 apr 12

insta nails

You can find more of my left-handed nail art and weathered cuticles if you follow me on Instagram (@jewanna)

22 apr 12

yeah, I guess its some kind of music festival

Coachella: The music festival where girls with impossibly long femurs convene in a bunch of Wellies and perfectly ripped denim shorts to get photographed for Street Style blogs. Im pretty sure it exi...

20 apr 12

F/W MVPs. How utterly sick are those schitzo Chanel sandal/boots? And burnout velvet Balmain boots? And printed Suno booties? And Dolce needlepoint maryjanes?!

15 apr 12

who wore it better?

On the left, me doing my best "hipster with a feather" impression, and on the right, Kobe throwing a casual glance over his shoulder in the same mongolian lamb vest from Topshop. In fact, if ...

10 apr 12

fashion macabre

Given my fascination with crime scene investigations and the eerie, disembodied womens shoes in Guy Bourdins photography its no wonder Im in love with these photos by Nicola Kuperus. Somehow she mana...

10 apr 12 1 person likes this

what to wear...

Top to bottom: unknown silver cuff, Mango white wedges, Suno embroidered top, Sam Edelman boots, Shagreen iPhone cases via Bergdorf Goodman, random streetstyle photo, Balenciaga leather jacket, Urban...

10 apr 12

stella jean

The entire spring collection at Stella Jean is Style Porn approved. Bright tribal prints and prim, 50s silhouettes are an unexpected but pleasing combination, especially when styled with basics like ...

10 apr 12

do you know who died making your clothing?

This is a subject that Im surprised hasnt come up more often in the fashion blogging world. While were all obsessed with getting our hands on high fashion knockoffs 3.2 seconds after fashion week, ve...

10 apr 12

fashion anathema: the thuggie

In what is apparently the bastard offspring of a snuggie, a hoodie, and a tall tee, behold the Thuggie, a "pants optional" (according to the website) garment designed to give the wearer a sur...

19 mar 12

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