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The Electromagnetic Sword
electromagneticsword.blogspot.com
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The Electromagnetic Sword is a bloject based out of Austin, TX containing essays, blog entries, photos, conversations and advice about dating / relationships / sex / love by Ashton Lane and friends.
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Junk-food Sex

"...to approach sex carelessly, shallowly, with detachment and without warmth is to dine night after night in erotic greasy spoons. In time, ones palate will become insensitive, one will suffer (...

07 jun 11

My Ten Favorite Love Songs at This Very Moment

1. "The Lovecats" by The Cure2. "Shadow of Love" by The Damned3. "(Id Go The) Whole Wide World" by Wreckless Eric4. "Perfect Day" by Lou Reed5. "Baby, I Love You&#...

03 jun 11

Some Things Can Never Return

I think we all have someone we could have dated in our pasts. Not like someone we were capable of dating, but someone we could have legitimately had a serious relationship worth being in with.Two, ma...

03 jun 11

Nice Guys Dont Wear Leather.

Im featured in the current edition of Bleach Online, so you should all check it out here!

01 nov 10

Aint Nobody Here But Us Dogs

I have recently acquainted myself with the doghouse.I am currently in the doghouse.I HATE THE DOGHOUSE.Seriously, I dont understand this concept at all. If you care about someone and they fuck up but...

01 nov 10

Bad Patterns by Tiffany Diane

Everybody comes to the point in their dating life where they realize what kind of patterns they seem to be stuck in. I have always harnessed the mindset that "I go for the wrong guys," but th...

30 oct 10

For Non Blondes

One time, I made out with two blonde boys at a party, because I was drunk and thought they were the same guy.

25 oct 10

scary scary

being right smack dab in the middle of that middle part is always terrifying, isn.t it? you aren.t just banging, but you aren.t together. you aren.t exclusive, but, be honest, you.d feel wronged if t...

08 jul 10

Alarmed

Ive recently been experiencing mind-fuckingly bad insomnia, that has caused me to sleep through my alarm after I finally do pass out from exhaustion. Due to this, Ive been setting six alarms to wake ...

07 jul 10

Two things:

1. My friend George has started writing on here. Anything posted by tohearstories is written by him and adored by me.2. BleachOnline DROP recently mentioned this blog, which I thought was super sweet...

07 jul 10

Man On Paper

My friend Morgan has a history of making bad dating decisions. She decided to start making a "perfect man" list that lays out all the qualities she wants in a guy, so the next time shes seein...

07 jul 10

Hot Tub Time Machine

Tiffany and I have decided to become pool sharks. We were practicing (she was actually getting better while I was continuing to suck) at The Grand the other night, when I noticed this dude was watchi...

07 jul 10

what to do, what to do

what is it about crazy girls and boys that seems so god damn sane? why does their perception of things seem, while not correct in the technical sense of what.s been projected socially, so dead on? th...

28 jun 10

Bzzzz

I was at my shitty, retail job the other day, when I noticed this big, nasty fly buzzing around the store. It spent the better part of the morning annoying me. When it finally stopped and settled on ...

20 jun 10

A message from an old friend [read: flame]:

"Sorry we dont get along. Hope everything is well with you. Please dont respond to this."In the words of the Infanta, "For the future, let those who come to play with me have no hearts.&#...

15 jun 10

what was i to do?

i mean, seriously, how would you have handled it? if you.d just been cheated on, if you.d just been ignored and made to feel worthless for damn near 2 years, what would you have done if your new gfri...

15 jun 10

FUCKING SLUTS: A Brief Story and Commentary

Yesterday, my friend Victoria and I were walking back to her car from a bit of shopping. I was wearing some fairly short shorts, a sweater, hoodie, and leather jacket. She was wearing a fitted dress,...

11 jun 10

notice me! notice me!

you know what.s really great about being very perceptive? noticing everything. you know what.s really shitty about being very perceptive? noticing everything.take, for example, the case of a recent x...

31 may 10

cock pocket (noun)

Pronunciation: /kɒk ˈpɒkɪt/A female who is excessively promiscuous at a young age.Synonyms: slut, whore, skeez

17 may 10

Level Seven Stalker

Doesnt everyone love it when skeezy little girls (cock pockets) try to start shit with people they hardly know over blog entries they have no business reading? I know I do, because it gives me a reas...

17 may 10

hot pocket (noun)

Pronunciation: /hɒt pɒkit/A small group of attractive people in a crowd of big, dull duds.Synonyms: cutie crew, lovelies, pretty posse

17 may 10

Boys are so fucking stupid.

Im not big on commitment. If youre hanging out with Girl A and Girl B, as long as no ones seriously dating its not a big deal. That being said, dont put a bunch of pictures of you making out with Gir...

15 may 10

Good Friends /// Bad Friends

Female friends in Austin can be tricky. There are plenty of girls I see out that I can hug and trade complements with that I would never trust with anything personal or important. I guess us all bein...

05 may 10

Shit

My friend Carla told me this story the other day. It didnt even happen to me, and it makes me feel so incredibly embarrassed."My friend was out one night and she met this guy. It was like love at...

28 apr 10

That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore

aka Stop Me if You Think Youve Heard This One Beforeaka Bigmouth Strikes Againaka Every Smiths song title works for this entry.One time, I went over to this guy I was seeings house, and he goes, "...

26 mar 10

Working the Patriarchy

I know a lot of feminists, and I hear a lot of bitching about "the patriarchy" from these feminists. I don't really understand the whole "fuck men!" mentality though. A lot of guys aren't big, stupid...

19 feb 10

"For Boys Only"

When I was eleven, the school library had all the school's lesson plans from previous years on hand for whatever reason. I didn't know what they were at first, so I grabbed one and flipped it open. T...

19 feb 10

Wiggles by Bethany Burke

I am still amazed that guys don’t get this…Guys, best advice I can give you when it comes to hitting on, picking up, or pursuing a girl (whatever your agenda may be), always be nice to the best frien...

19 feb 10

FAIL.

I was once in the end stages of sort of dating a guy (i.e. only sporadically answering calls and texts/not being able to hang out due to being "really busy"), when I got a text from him that read:"It...

19 nov 09

WIN.

While I was on a date the other night, the guy's food came out before mine did. He said he didn't want to start eating before my food came out because he was worried I would blog about what an asshol...

19 nov 09

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